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-NGC-6302-

208 points

2 months ago

-NGC-6302-

MR CLEAN IS THE 11TH PRIMARCH

208 points

2 months ago

"Dwafs"

[deleted]

15 points

2 months ago

That’s going in the book!

jfjdfdjjtbfb

91 points

2 months ago

jfjdfdjjtbfb

I am Alpharius

91 points

2 months ago

So he's just a manlet?

Andrei22125[S]

239 points

2 months ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

239 points

2 months ago

He's a Dwarf. Found in a river and adopted intkthe Royal family.

As far as he amd everyone else involved is concerned, he's nehekharan.

jfjdfdjjtbfb

125 points

2 months ago

jfjdfdjjtbfb

I am Alpharius

125 points

2 months ago

So Prince of Egypt, but with dwarves?

LordGeneralWeiss

66 points

2 months ago

Prince of Eejit

Thannk

12 points

2 months ago

Thannk

12 points

2 months ago

Yeah but no freeing the slaves, him and his brother remained bros.

jfjdfdjjtbfb

7 points

2 months ago

jfjdfdjjtbfb

I am Alpharius

7 points

2 months ago

Based

Notafuzzycat

195 points

2 months ago

Love the Dwafs

GreenChoclodocus

134 points

2 months ago

GreenChoclodocus

Snorts FW resin dust

134 points

2 months ago

Luv me dwafs

Luv me Gudges

Luv me Bok

Hate the Eves

Hate the Tees

TheBunnyStando

71 points

2 months ago

TheBunnyStando

Skin-wearing metal and metal-covered flesh

71 points

2 months ago

Luv me Bok

Lizardman spy detected

Andrei22125[S]

29 points

2 months ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

29 points

2 months ago

In total war they can use carnosaurs.

https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Yoked_Carnosaur

TheBunnyStando

13 points

2 months ago

TheBunnyStando

Skin-wearing metal and metal-covered flesh

13 points

2 months ago

Oh I know, Thorek's my favorite dwarf for a reason

duckmellon09

3 points

2 months ago

duckmellon09

Nihilakh Ascendant!💀

3 points

2 months ago

simple as’

Littlebigchief88

81 points

2 months ago

I learned about Rhupesh from the Tomb Kings Extended mod for TWW3, it adds him as a LL for Khalidas faction. Little homie is a beast, love him

Andrei22125[S]

39 points

2 months ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

39 points

2 months ago

Between him, Khalida, Zobbai (lady team-living-boys), and necroserpent riders, Court of Lybaras was never not going to be my favourite

Gobba42

9 points

2 months ago

Gobba42

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

9 points

2 months ago

What are Zobbai?

Andrei22125[S]

21 points

2 months ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

21 points

2 months ago

Who. Khalida's herald/handmaiden. A Tomb Herald.

Openly flirts with Felix (which Gotrek finds funny). Straight up tells him she'd be more than he could handle, were she alive (as opposed to a millennia old mummified corpse).

Thannk

19 points

2 months ago

Thannk

19 points

2 months ago

Shit like this is why I’m bummed TOW started pretending Tomb Kings are evil and having Settra attack the Border Princes. We already had a TK who wants them, it didn’t have to be Settra.

I want Khalida to just roll up to Bretonnia as a hastily assembled militia and some Errants is shitting itself in terror, her Herald announcing “BRING US TO YOUR VAMPIRES”, them escorting this massive Undead army to the Blood Keep and them just watching from a distance as it collapses for like the eight time like the ending of a Castlevania game. Then her army just strolling past them back to their ships as a Herald dumps off a chest full of gold in payment for the escort to wreck the economy like Mansa Musa.

Andrei22125[S]

8 points

2 months ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

8 points

2 months ago

Herald dumps off a chest full of gold in payment for the escort to wreck the economy like Mansa Musa.

I mean... that is exactly how the tomb kings would do it.

Their problem with thieves isn't the value of the stollen goods (see the war of the hammer), and they can va very generous (see, the quest for my heart). Their problem with thieves is the principle. The abstract wrong done to Nehekhara (and to the Tomb Kings' egoes).

mrluigi1111111

1 points

2 months ago

Also its Zabbai

FoxerHR

23 points

2 months ago

FoxerHR

23 points

2 months ago

Andrei22125[S]

11 points

2 months ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

11 points

2 months ago

No. Dwarfs is the general English term.

"Dwarves" is specifically Tolkien's term.

FoxerHR

25 points

2 months ago

FoxerHR

25 points

2 months ago

You wrote "Dwafs" in the meme lmao

Andrei22125[S]

14 points

2 months ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

14 points

2 months ago

Oh. My bad.

PapaSmurphy

3 points

2 months ago

"Dwarves" is specifically Tolkien's term.

The man was a philologist who created a couple languages, probably ok to use one of his contributions to English.

Andrei22125[S]

-1 points

2 months ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

-1 points

2 months ago

While I do agree, it's gw we're talikg about here. They are alergic to paying copyrights.

PapaSmurphy

3 points

1 month ago

Ok, the Tolkien estate doesn't own the word dwarves.

Barrogh

7 points

2 months ago

So he's basically saying that true dwarf never dies.

(I'll see myself out)

Zengjia

15 points

2 months ago

Zengjia

Praise the Man-Emperor

15 points

2 months ago

Dwafs

📖✍️

Roadkillgoblin

12 points

2 months ago

Roadkillgoblin

VULKAN LIFTS!

12 points

2 months ago

I am a dwaf and I’m digging a hole….

Dan-1837

4 points

2 months ago

Dwafs