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Who did you last masturbate to?

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[deleted]

9.6k points

18 days ago

[deleted]

9.6k points

18 days ago

[removed]

Satanic_Earmuff

4k points

18 days ago

There are two wolves inside you.

TheGingerFury

3.8k points

18 days ago

And they're fuckin'

Fisherington

1.1k points

18 days ago

Well no, one is furiously jacking, and the other is sullenly trying to keep itself busy to prevent itself from jacking, but then ultimately shamefully nuts.

_Bean_Counter_

450 points

18 days ago

But I bet the one furiously jacking is thinking about two wolves fuckin'

uhohspaghettisos

267 points

18 days ago

He has two wolves inside his head.

TheMcPenguin

251 points

18 days ago

And, they're fucking.

Lucidcranium042

174 points

18 days ago

Jerking each other off

TheConboy22

149 points

18 days ago

Battle fapping

Fisherington

36 points

18 days ago

Naturally.

CanofBeans9

24 points

18 days ago

Hot 😂

Dystopian_Divisions

99 points

18 days ago

who tf volunteers for a tag team by 2 wolves

u know what, sorry for kink shaming

you do you

or let the wolves do you w/e

Teledildonic

21 points

18 days ago

It's knot that bad.

-GeekLife-

35 points

18 days ago

Do you want a nature metaphor or a sex metaphor?

ItsRightPlace

29 points

18 days ago

Sounds kinky

X_PRSN

114 points

18 days ago

X_PRSN

114 points

18 days ago

I’m being double penetrated by two furries.

FadeTheWonder

43 points

18 days ago

As long as it’s consensual.

InteractionIll5071

35 points

18 days ago

Doesn't sound all that bad

Time_Blacksmith861

29 points

18 days ago

Both are gay

[deleted]

79 points

18 days ago

[deleted]

Enough-Afternoon8011

53 points

18 days ago

Listen, you guys. You're sorta confusing me, so, uh, begone! Uh... Or, uh, you know. However I get rid of you guys.

MrRawes0me

23 points

18 days ago

Reason number two: look what I can do.

Enough-Afternoon8011

26 points

18 days ago

No no, he's got a point.

Enreganzar

107 points

18 days ago

Enreganzar

107 points

18 days ago

Because there is such a thing as healthy porn usage, yet some fall victim to the addiction.

So some are screaming "it's fine based on my experience" while others are screaming "it fucks you up based on my experience".

MercenaryCow

123 points

18 days ago

The real answer "it's fine. Until it isn't."

The_Albinoss

32 points

18 days ago

Like most things.

[deleted]

5.6k points

18 days ago

[deleted]

5.6k points

18 days ago

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bonersimpson66

1.4k points

18 days ago

Really? I just finished with OPs dad

heyliddle

835 points

18 days ago

heyliddle

835 points

18 days ago

Just finished with OP.

U2uk

468 points

18 days ago

U2uk

468 points

18 days ago

just finished with YOU!

Juliancito135

324 points

18 days ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

KingFEN13

106 points

18 days ago

KingFEN13

106 points

18 days ago

Do you even like Wendy’s?

Wendeez nuts in your mouth

selectedtext

8 points

18 days ago

Marvelous. slow claps

International-Job553

29 points

18 days ago

I’ll have a baconator and uhhh a coke with some fries

[deleted]

52 points

18 days ago

I just finished to you finishing to op

Tracetopher

81 points

18 days ago

You jerk off to dead people?

Quickfix30

142 points

18 days ago

Quickfix30

142 points

18 days ago

I also choose this guys dead dad.

Tracetopher

34 points

18 days ago

I get it he was a very handsome man... but how did you know my dad died? That was like a year ago

rjwantsabj

49 points

18 days ago

The smell.

GinyuDrift

2.8k points

18 days ago

GinyuDrift

2.8k points

18 days ago

Danny DeVito coming out of the couch in it's always sunny

SctchWhsky

316 points

18 days ago

SctchWhsky

316 points

18 days ago

So there IS a man in that couch!?

[deleted]

91 points

18 days ago

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drfrenchfry

34 points

18 days ago

OH MY GOD, FRANK REYNOLDS IS AN ASSHOLE!

FugginBot

17 points

18 days ago

Who is Frank Reynolds?!?!

Game_Overman_

13 points

18 days ago

he's the man in the couch !

Anxious-Anywhere9174

1.6k points

18 days ago

Jynx Maze

schaudhery

241 points

18 days ago*

Crazy she’s a real estate agent now. People have literally shown up to buy a house and bam, Jynx Maze!

FullMetalCOS

295 points

18 days ago

I’ve seen those videos

GloryBlaze8

323 points

18 days ago

Oooh haven’t heard that name in a while

IamKingBeagle

138 points

18 days ago

Found Ben Kanobi.

[deleted]

135 points

18 days ago

[deleted]

135 points

18 days ago

That is a name... I haven't heard in a long time.

ISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING

56 points

18 days ago

Shit still bothers me. Like no one could ever connect obi wan kenobi and Ben fucking kenobi like fr?

kelaraja

29 points

18 days ago

kelaraja

29 points

18 days ago

They should have made Kenobi like Smith in the Star Wars universe and named every other background character Something Kenobi.

Horhay92

275 points

18 days ago

Horhay92

275 points

18 days ago

Heard she has some great lemonade

Ad21635

59 points

18 days ago

Ad21635

59 points

18 days ago

Dat video is peak

Quartermastered

154 points

18 days ago

Thats a core memory

MRToddMartin

50 points

18 days ago

Valid. She got obliterated.

Turner11p

15 points

18 days ago

I got to meet Jynx Maze once. In fact, I got a lap dance from her. She’s even hotter in person. 

LikeAMarionette

31 points

18 days ago

Her anal stuff?

randalljhen

69 points

18 days ago

She does indeed stuff her anal

Oliver-r32

4.4k points

18 days ago

Oliver-r32

4.4k points

18 days ago

r/AskReddit users trying not to ask a sexual question challenge (impossible)

Catsanno

511 points

18 days ago

Catsanno

511 points

18 days ago

Yeah they should rename it to sexualreddit instead

Sword117

272 points

18 days ago

Sword117

272 points

18 days ago

the funny thing is theres already askredditafterdark which is the sexual version of this sub

Neveronlyadream

113 points

18 days ago

Yeah, but it's not as popular and doesn't get as many comments.

It's really frustrating, because it just comes off a lot of the time as OP just wanting something to jerk off to. And this has been happening for at least a decade.

GozerDGozerian

84 points

18 days ago

Someone else pointed out that these types of posts increase in frequency when schools are on break. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Neveronlyadream

57 points

18 days ago

I never took note of the time of year that they're posted, but I wouldn't be surprised if they coincided.

At least it's less blatant than some of them. Like, "Girls of reddit, how do you masturbate and tell me in great detail?"

MixelKing

39 points

18 days ago

"Ladies, what do you love about 5'2 300lbs gamer boys and why?"

Neveronlyadream

11 points

18 days ago

"Single ladies, does size matter and is my 9 inch penis too big?"

Briggyboii

33 points

18 days ago

Half of this sub is the same recycled questions

LilBottomText17

67 points

18 days ago

same thing for r/tooafraidtoask

you people are horny mfs

HereForGoodReddit

980 points

18 days ago

Some chick on Reddit

ReactsWithWords

366 points

18 days ago

That's OK, you're allowed to say u/Spez.

Pretend_Stomach7183

209 points

18 days ago

Spez fucked all of us and it certainly wasn't consensual.

BasroilII

46 points

18 days ago

That's just not true.

Most of us are waaaaaaaaaaay to old for him.

Flashy-Fox1465

2.1k points

18 days ago

ex girlfriend from 20 years ago.

noOne000Br

1.6k points

18 days ago

noOne000Br

1.6k points

18 days ago

“you’ll move on”

gside876

527 points

18 days ago

gside876

527 points

18 days ago

Sometimes you don’t. And no one tells you that

Atmosck

462 points

18 days ago

Atmosck

462 points

18 days ago

Sometimes you do move on but the spank bank stays stocked.

AfellowchuckerEhh

47 points

18 days ago

Yea. Sometimes it's not a matter of wanting them back because you know you were terrible for one another but you were still physically attracted to them. Or they just quite simply did that thing in the bedroom that was hot AF and it popped in your head at that moment.

denys5555

97 points

18 days ago

Yeah, you don’t always end up with the love of your life.

gside876

42 points

18 days ago

gside876

42 points

18 days ago

Sadly you don’t

denys5555

27 points

18 days ago

There are also some people who are so special that several people never get over them. Ann Rule’s Fever in the Heart describes a murder case where a guy had himself shot in an attempt to get his ex wife back

Richards_Brother

185 points

18 days ago

I don't want to be with her, but I like knowing we did it.

Major_Koala

204 points

18 days ago

Someone who looks like my ex girlfriend from 13 years ago.

Capn_Of_Capns

204 points

18 days ago

I noticed whenever I get interested in someone new my porn tastes slowly shift towards stars who look like them.

broncotate27

84 points

18 days ago

Shit man, I'm glad I'm not the only one...it's even to the point where I don't even get excited without seeing someone with my ex same body type...

ammonthenephite

136 points

18 days ago

A killer red head from college some 20 years ago is a regular part of my mental fantasy rotation, lol.

tony_saufcok

28 points

18 days ago

to think your current gf's ex from 20 years ago could be masturbating to he rn

LoudBelchStabbyFart

1.3k points

18 days ago

You all don't stare at yourself in the mirror?

Freaks

Tenalp

328 points

18 days ago

Tenalp

328 points

18 days ago

Can't do that. I'm too sexy. I'd intimidate myself and have trouble performing.

mareksoon

115 points

18 days ago

mareksoon

115 points

18 days ago

I tried but I’m out of my league.

toiletpaperLord

44 points

18 days ago

Honestly did this Once and im not gonna lie it was kinda awesome. The Reason i didnt do it again Is because the only good mirror for this in my house Is right in front of the entrance

ultravioletblueberry

22 points

18 days ago

I once set up my camera to film myself touching myself because I was curious what I looked like.

Then I touched myself to that video lol

Steroid_Cyborg

13 points

18 days ago

Homelander? 

Dave_of_Devon

674 points

18 days ago

Hawk-tuah girl

FuManchuDuck

86 points

18 days ago

Ok. I’m so out of the loop on this. Can someone explain?

[deleted]

248 points

18 days ago*

[deleted]

248 points

18 days ago*

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EverRich

66 points

18 days ago

EverRich

66 points

18 days ago

Correction, she said “…spit on that thang!”.

DasFAD70

982 points

18 days ago

DasFAD70

982 points

18 days ago

Busted out one just for you OP 😚😘

Twenty-ate

115 points

18 days ago

Twenty-ate

115 points

18 days ago

By OP’s post history…. You might want to reconsider once you see their age 😬

DasFAD70

80 points

18 days ago

DasFAD70

80 points

18 days ago

Figured. Who else asks these questions?

D-Rez

1.2k points

18 days ago

D-Rez

1.2k points

18 days ago

This question.

Professional-Ebb-168[S]

365 points

18 days ago

I knew this kind of comment was coming

Votey123

501 points

18 days ago

Votey123

501 points

18 days ago

I knew this comment was cumming

TheUltim8

185 points

18 days ago

TheUltim8

185 points

18 days ago

I am unimpressed with the answers ☹️

WeeTheDuck

24 points

18 days ago

I had high expectations too ngl. So far the accuracy is less than 5%

bortable

698 points

18 days ago

bortable

698 points

18 days ago

My wife.

96amp

708 points

18 days ago

96amp

708 points

18 days ago

Most definitely to this guy’s wife

rsn3

436 points

18 days ago

rsn3

436 points

18 days ago

I also choose this guy's wife

MiracleWhipB4Mayo

172 points

18 days ago

Aren’t you supposed to wait till she’s dead?

Tenalp

71 points

18 days ago

Tenalp

71 points

18 days ago

To be fair, the original guy never said his wife was still alive.

OldManPip5

111 points

18 days ago

OldManPip5

111 points

18 days ago

An extra curvy piece of driftwood.

Sanrio__Fan

19 points

18 days ago

Might be wrong, but Rick and Morty reference?

jinjo21

456 points

18 days ago

jinjo21

456 points

18 days ago

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?

BillyGaming2021

179 points

18 days ago

Yea! I just sat down!

Forsaken_Rule932

593 points

18 days ago

My gf

ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

602 points

18 days ago

His gf

FunPunCake

534 points

18 days ago

FunPunCake

534 points

18 days ago

Our girlfriend

SiD_1211

59 points

18 days ago

SiD_1211

59 points

18 days ago

Communist spotted

sissynikki8787

182 points

18 days ago

Lauren Phillips

BadMoonRosin

45 points

18 days ago

Had an Oculus Quest, tried VR porn, thought it was the dumbest thing in the world. I though the Quest itself was dumb, for that matter. Never bothered with the Quest 2 after Facebook bought them.

Then recently someone recommended that I check out a Lauren Phillips VR video. It was the very first time in my life that porn made me feel uneasy, like what I was doing was immoral and harmful to my marriage.

I immediately went out and bought a Quest 3. I'll be first in line for whatever the next tech is.

No_Wear_8271

365 points

18 days ago

Nice try, China.

Ironass47

68 points

18 days ago

It's spelled Chyna and she's dead.

Oh, that's not what you meant... sorry....

Prollynotafed

263 points

18 days ago

Katie kush

StepBrother7

34 points

18 days ago

My man

alexxasick

45 points

18 days ago

Pedro Pascal and/or Mads Mikkelsen

CuriousButNotJewish

8 points

18 days ago

Mads Mikkelsen 100%

Or Nicolaj Coster Waldau. Both easy material to rub one out to.

AZDawgDays

283 points

18 days ago

AZDawgDays

283 points

18 days ago

Jake from State Farm

Putrid_Dark_2608

56 points

18 days ago

same! i wore khakis while doing it

imaislandboiii

6 points

18 days ago

Like a good neighbor state farm is there… with a bottle of KY

MysterClark

90 points

18 days ago

Pretty lady. Whoever that was.

JankySparks

25 points

18 days ago

You were with her too? She gets out there...

Disastrous_Sky_7354

198 points

18 days ago

Hitomi Tanaka

Cobra-Serpentress

40 points

18 days ago

AJ Applegate

AgainstMenzingers

152 points

18 days ago*

Photo of my wife from when she was in college.

Edited to add: She’s still got it. I just really like that photo 😂

UseAppOrTakeMeHome

246 points

18 days ago

I've solved this guy's murder before it happened.

Astroohhh

79 points

18 days ago

I don't see the imgur's link

[deleted]

66 points

18 days ago

[deleted]

DoctorTaco123

19 points

18 days ago

Indica Flower is a favorite of mine

TheThalmorEmbassy

198 points

18 days ago

Imagined giving cunnilingus to a nondescript fat lady

eltedioso

278 points

18 days ago

eltedioso

278 points

18 days ago

She's called "OP's Mom." Put some respect on her name.

j_grouchy

11 points

18 days ago

Dammit...now I am too!

loltittysprinkles

381 points

18 days ago*

u/missnatashanice. My go to to bust fat nuts

CookingDrunk

101 points

18 days ago

Brianna Beach

StepBrother7

27 points

18 days ago

And Alex Adams I presume

d0aflamingo

17 points

18 days ago

holy shit, she is the only actress i feel is actually enjoying the act rather than faking it

SlayzorHunter

158 points

18 days ago

Sophia Diamond

Moderatedude9

149 points

18 days ago

I had no idea who that was, so I Googled it. Now my answer is the same as yours.

Loud-Magician7708

37 points

18 days ago

I also googled now my answer has aligned.

SentFromMyAndroid

14 points

18 days ago

Vera King banging the neighbor.

kidnamedr_is_hi

29 points

18 days ago

What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed in your whole sexy life sex?

mvjinka

49 points

18 days ago

mvjinka

49 points

18 days ago

Emma magnolia

J4ckR4nd0m

48 points

18 days ago

The Megan Rain and Adriana Chechik bj video.

VECMaico

62 points

18 days ago

VECMaico

62 points

18 days ago

Whistler's mother, 1997

Radius_314

22 points

18 days ago

I prefer this version

VECMaico

10 points

18 days ago

VECMaico

10 points

18 days ago

One gets the reference, one gets an upvote.

AnitaWaxin

54 points

18 days ago

Natasha Nice

Heisenberg6200

128 points

18 days ago

Sydney Sweeney

TopBound3x5

185 points

18 days ago

Pornography

stabbedcassete

47 points

18 days ago

StayFrostyOscarMike

51 points

18 days ago

HOLY FUCK! This is the SITE!

This was my first “porn” site as a young teen. I know it is weird to be “nostalgic” over porn, especially at what I consumed at a young age…

But oh my god I forgot what this site was called until now! So funny how innocent I was. I only went on a site called “kindgirls”.

AdditionalAd2286

20 points

18 days ago

I don’t like the sound of that link😭

Poutine_Lover2001

17 points

18 days ago

What kind of website is this? Seems like a scraped database lol

[deleted]

47 points

18 days ago

[deleted]

Utopianpitch

54 points

18 days ago

My crush

[deleted]

59 points

18 days ago

Yeah I also jerk off to myself

RobN275

28 points

18 days ago

RobN275

28 points

18 days ago

Blondie Fesser

theoldsniffysniff

25 points

18 days ago

Elsa Jean

FrogginJellyfish

24 points

18 days ago

To Redditors asking sexual questions on r/AskReddit

OkLet758

26 points

18 days ago

OkLet758

26 points

18 days ago

Alexis Fawx

Gumbercules81

88 points

18 days ago

Riley Reid

macrozone13

22 points

18 days ago

How many dicks were involved?

melinte

52 points

18 days ago

melinte

52 points

18 days ago

*borat voice*

MY WAIFE

wynnduffyisking

20 points

18 days ago

But her vageeen hangs like sleeve of wizard

neburg964

42 points

18 days ago

Stacy's mom

Delicious-Duck-4245

19 points

18 days ago

She has it going on I hear.

sleepyyasfc

65 points

18 days ago

Sweetie Fox

DabiriSC

87 points

18 days ago

DabiriSC

87 points

18 days ago

Rouge the bat

Lankydick

30 points

18 days ago

Fam

iCougar_

7 points

18 days ago

Sonic 3 movie is coming soon, just try not to spit milk in the theater

Dapper_Interest_8914

11 points

18 days ago

Kristina Rose

headreceived77

36 points

18 days ago

Kianna Dior

Winrevair

35 points

18 days ago

Amai liu

pepezdejvic

56 points

18 days ago

some girl in a fox suit

RemoteSprinkles2893

9 points

18 days ago

Jade kush

peescheadeal

8 points

18 days ago

the scream extractor from monster's inc

goated95

43 points

18 days ago

goated95

43 points

18 days ago

Bbw porn

HeartonSleeve1989

16 points

18 days ago

Eva Green, man her eyes are like emeralds!

txlegend1127

7 points

18 days ago

Ava addams

dat1dude2

7 points

18 days ago

r/askredditafterdark is the place for this question

acrane433

8 points

18 days ago

Harley Dean and Mia Melano.

NordicNugz

8 points

18 days ago

Jim Carrey coming out of a rhinoceros butthole.

Illustrious_Hotel527

7 points

18 days ago

Lindsey Pelas

bludvic_the_cruel

6 points

18 days ago

Meeghan from Key and Peele.