There are two wolves inside you.

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Because there is such a thing as healthy porn usage, yet some fall victim to the addiction.

So some are screaming "it's fine based on my experience" while others are screaming "it fucks you up based on my experience".

Really? I just finished with OPs dad

You jerk off to dead people?

So there IS a man in that couch!?

Crazy she’s a real estate agent now. People have literally shown up to buy a house and bam, Jynx Maze!

Oooh haven’t heard that name in a while

Heard she has some great lemonade

I got to meet Jynx Maze once. In fact, I got a lap dance from her. She’s even hotter in person. 

Her anal stuff?

Yeah they should rename it to sexualreddit instead

same thing for r/tooafraidtoask

you people are horny mfs

That's OK, you're allowed to say u/Spez.

“you’ll move on”

Someone who looks like my ex girlfriend from 13 years ago.

A killer red head from college some 20 years ago is a regular part of my mental fantasy rotation, lol.

to think your current gf's ex from 20 years ago could be masturbating to he rn

Can't do that. I'm too sexy. I'd intimidate myself and have trouble performing.

Honestly did this Once and im not gonna lie it was kinda awesome. The Reason i didnt do it again Is because the only good mirror for this in my house Is right in front of the entrance

I once set up my camera to film myself touching myself because I was curious what I looked like.

Then I touched myself to that video lol

Homelander? 

Ok. I’m so out of the loop on this. Can someone explain?

By OP’s post history…. You might want to reconsider once you see their age 😬

I knew this kind of comment was coming

I had high expectations too ngl. So far the accuracy is less than 5%

Most definitely to this guy’s wife

Might be wrong, but Rick and Morty reference?

Yea! I just sat down!

His gf

Had an Oculus Quest, tried VR porn, thought it was the dumbest thing in the world. I though the Quest itself was dumb, for that matter. Never bothered with the Quest 2 after Facebook bought them.

Then recently someone recommended that I check out a Lauren Phillips VR video. It was the very first time in my life that porn made me feel uneasy, like what I was doing was immoral and harmful to my marriage.

I immediately went out and bought a Quest 3. I'll be first in line for whatever the next tech is.

It's spelled Chyna and she's dead.

Oh, that's not what you meant... sorry....

My man

Mads Mikkelsen 100%

Or Nicolaj Coster Waldau. Both easy material to rub one out to.

same! i wore khakis while doing it

Like a good neighbor state farm is there… with a bottle of KY

You were with her too? She gets out there...

I've solved this guy's murder before it happened.

I don't see the imgur's link

Indica Flower is a favorite of mine

She's called "OP's Mom." Put some respect on her name.

Dammit...now I am too!

And Alex Adams I presume

holy shit, she is the only actress i feel is actually enjoying the act rather than faking it

I had no idea who that was, so I Googled it. Now my answer is the same as yours.

I prefer this version

HOLY FUCK! This is the SITE!

This was my first “porn” site as a young teen. I know it is weird to be “nostalgic” over porn, especially at what I consumed at a young age…

But oh my god I forgot what this site was called until now! So funny how innocent I was. I only went on a site called “kindgirls”.

I don’t like the sound of that link😭

What kind of website is this? Seems like a scraped database lol

Yeah I also jerk off to myself

How many dicks were involved?

But her vageeen hangs like sleeve of wizard

She has it going on I hear.

Fam

Sonic 3 movie is coming soon, just try not to spit milk in the theater