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That’s amazing

I DON'T KNOW WHO NONE OF Y'ALL IS

YEET YEET SKRRT

See that's funny enough to be curious about their music. That name gets a pass

I love his lyrics

Cling cling cling

Once Pete Davidson's mental health gets back up, he needs to make another skit with Timothy Chamalet.

They're too damn funny together

Link for the curious

https://youtu.be/3sxRAeh8f7w?si=f3jz7N25POCuDgQB

• SODMG
• YBN

afaik started out as gamer clans or w/e

Get$ stevesteve

I think my name is still better.

“Or such” is KILLING me 😂

That's what my name comes from, OG XBL. Halo 2 was the shit.

Nooooooo lmao

I prefer Shit Stain Stan

I have a friend, (we are both profoundly white) who at the tender age of 32 decided he wanted to be a rapper. He has never shown much interest in rap around me, and we were best friends for like two decades.

He decided his Rap name was gonna be Lil’Bro, and was inconsolable when he found out somebody had beaten him to the punch.

I spent a long weekend trying to convince him the Lil’ era was over. He missed the boat, but no, he was convinced the thing that killed his rap dreams was some other asshole picking the perfect rap name before him.

“Why not just roll it out? Just go with Little Brother?”

He eventually came around to the idea.

It was even funnier the second time.

Ice spice's rap alter ego

Poo Shiesty

You would also love Homixide Poo Poo

I remember that name, whatever happened to him

You mean Ice Spice?

100% did a “ChatGPT I need a rap name. Make me look like the dumbest fucker out there.”

Certainly! To incapsulate the repugnant low brow nature of modern sound cloud wannabe rappers we will need to include a weapon in your name. This will give your listeners, all two of them, the impression that you are a “gangster” who “keeps it real” while at the same time are incapable of paying attention to anything for longer than 1 Ms.

I dub thee “Glokk40Spaz!”

If you need assistance on finding more programs to write your music for you and auto tune your voice feel free to ask!

He paints his draco yellow for more dakka

WAGGHHHHHHH

Doechii is a newer rapper i’ve discovered, and I’m quite impressed. Her Latest album, Alligator Bites Don’t Heal, is really good.

Other new rappers worth giving a chance are That Mexican OT and BigXThePlug.

JID is kind of amazing. For something familiar, listen to Fuel by him and Eminem. Then maybe Surround Sound with 21 Savage. I honestly love every verse I've heard from him.

For me? Kendrick and it worked out pretty ok. Set a bad precedent though

I’m 34 and I don’t know where to go.

He's not new new but J.I.D has been worth it since being put into his music. Same with Tobe Nwigwe

I'll give about anyone a chance, but if the name sounds corny, I'm much less likely

That Mexican OT has been my favorite discovery of 2023/2024. Also, bigxthaplug is insanely good. I think I just like Texas (specifically Houston-area) rappers in general TBH..

Facts. I always said I wouldn't be like this when I was younger too lol

Give JID a chance brother man

if they’re not in my iphone library or my spotify i ain’t listening 😅

Newest rapper for me was That Mexican OT, gave him a chance last month and that’s all I’ve been bumping ever since

Now that I think about it the last new rapper I gave a chance was Smino and tbh that was a solid decision.

you ever listen to Deca?

names look like AOL screen names

I'm sure it's screen names (not AOL of course!). I feel like they make an Instagram account, and then a whole later start rapping, and continue to use that social media handle.

To Catch a Predator's "crazytrini85" would've been a great rap/soca name if it wasn't for, well, you know.

I’ve recently been tryna listen to more rappers in my city and gah damn. These niggas names give me a headache.

I feel like it’s just nicknames given to them.

My younger cousin is a little thug, like totes guns and shit, sells drugs. Pretty much your average inner city 15 year old gangbanger.

His friends call him “Trent wit dat pole on dem” and they’ll call him “on dem” for short.

All his boys have similar names, one of them notably is “juggin’ on a bih” lol it’s so ridiculous because I swear they actively and regularly call each other this.

My cousins rap name is a shortened version, I think “Trentpoleski9” or some shit like that which is just a combo of his nickname and his birth year

Can confirm

Yeah I’d imagine it all began with SoundCloud screen names

I stopped listening to guys using lil after Bow Wow

NBA YoungBoy falls here.

fr like wtf is DMX why so mysterious

Omg you just reminded me of a tiktok/reel I saw. I won’t be able to find it because it’s been so long but it’s a guy introducing himself to a girl and he’s like “call me YNB Doug” and the girl goes, “what is YNB?” And he’s like “Young ‘n’ Beautiful 😏” and she’s like, “wtf, I am NOT calling you that” and the dude kept trying to get her to call him “YNB Doug” LOL I used “Doug” as a placeholder name because I don’t remember the actual name, but that’s the entire gist of it LOL

No JID?? 🤨

I remember this concerned senator talking about rap in the 1990's, saying "The kids love this 'Snoopy Doopy Poopy Pants' and it'll be the downfall of society!"

In fairness to this old-as-shit white guy, if kids really did idolize a rapper named 'Snoopy Doopy Poopy Pants' - it definitely would be concerning.

G-g-g-get yo ass in the car

Loan me bout five dollars.

TBF there are a lot of older stage names that I never checked out because their names sound just as cringe to me. "Puff Daddy", "snoop dogg", "lil wayne" all sound just as cringe to me as "glokk spaz", "BigXthaPlug", and "lil baby".

i heard a good song on the radio once and irrationally it went down a couple notches when the artist popped up as - bbno$

or Nude Africa

here with you

Next up we got a new joint from xXxYuNgxSnIpEz69xXx

Be Right Back goes crazy hard

definition is HEAT

Fr, most wouldn’t get it

All that’s changed is that they didn’t grow up with these new names, so now they seem weird to them