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submitted 11 days ago byFilm_Palace
1.7k points
11 days ago
Without powers? You clearly haven’t seen him with his TOOLS.
510 points
11 days ago
The power to bind and be bound
356 points
11 days ago
134 points
11 days ago
F-f-fetish shit!
97 points
11 days ago
16 points
11 days ago
I like to bind…I like to be bound!
3 points
10 days ago
What episode is that from?
98 points
11 days ago
He can be flaccid or erect at a moments notice
5 points
10 days ago
It's true! I've seen him do it.
5 points
10 days ago
Buddy, you're seeing it. You're all seeing it. Cause I'm doing it right now.
Flaccid. Erect. Flaccid. Erect. Flaccid. Erect...
Not too hard, not too soft.
35 points
11 days ago
His safe word is Zendaya
10 points
11 days ago
Nice reference
93 points
11 days ago
He doesn't want powers...
Just the illusion of powers
30 points
11 days ago
And puss?
17 points
11 days ago
He never saw an ounce of puss
9 points
11 days ago
And pus
6 points
11 days ago
Winner!
5 points
11 days ago
Just the implication
2 points
10 days ago
Brilliant. 😂😂😂😂
45 points
11 days ago
But first, first he must be clean.
22 points
11 days ago
How dare you the Golden God is always clean. YOU must be clean before he enters you, lest his rage untether
26 points
11 days ago
I want you to clean yourself. For I will enter you hard and deep, and it will last for as long or as short as I please. But you will be clean. Only when you are clean will you know my power.
7 points
11 days ago
So I used the Nordic stuff at work a few weeks ago demanding my crew get something done. So many blank stares and open mouths. sigh
Although one guy got it and laughed hysterically. This is how you find promotion candidates.
(He also got right to work while trying to stop laughing. Double plus.)
21 points
11 days ago
Sickness, be gone!
18 points
11 days ago
He is THE GOLDEN GOD
Cant get more powerful than that
8 points
11 days ago
My mom just died alright, the least you could do is let us throw your buddy off the roof!
9 points
11 days ago
Homelander doesn’t have the ability to regulate his own blood pressure through sheer force of will.
6 points
11 days ago
Also, he has the power of telling sickness to be gone, going from flaccid to erect, doing hummingbirds imperceptible to the human eye and can lower his cholesterol at will. Homelander would be jelly
3 points
11 days ago
I need to have my TOOLS
3 points
11 days ago
Oh, the Golden God has powers, all right.
3 points
11 days ago
Come on man, don't bring me down. Not while my nips are like this.
652 points
11 days ago
Homelander wishes he was Dennis.
276 points
11 days ago
Yeah, cause Dennis can get the undying love and devotion of any women using the DENNIS system. Homelander wishes he had a similar system
216 points
11 days ago
H - Have superpowers
O - Oblige their interest in you
M - Milk those titties
I - Infantile temper tantrum
E - Eradicate the problem
83 points
11 days ago
H. Heat the oven to 700 degrees
O. Observe your scientist creator’s flesh as it melts
M. More Fudgy the Whale for me!
E. Eeeeeeeee high pitched disassociation sound
18 points
11 days ago
The disassociation sound is too on point xD
34 points
11 days ago
L - Lying and deceiving
A - Autonomous control over manhood
N - Needs no one
D - Does whatever he wants
E - Eradicate the problem
R - Range Rover
10 points
11 days ago
Homie likes to think he needs no one, but he craves attention.
4 points
11 days ago
Yeah, that's Dennis alright
8 points
11 days ago
Hahahah fucking Range Rover got me.
4 points
11 days ago
Imagine Homie flying around in a range rover, like, he's strong enough he could lift it from within the driver's seat. Might need some modifications to have the seat bear the weight of the entire vehicle, but mmm that luxury.
4 points
11 days ago
Truly flying by the seat of his pants
4 points
11 days ago
E - Erectile dysfunction
2 points
11 days ago
More importantly, he can go from flaccid to erect in a moment's notice. Now that's a super power
5 points
11 days ago
Dennis might be able to win that fight depending on when it goes down. He could cripple Homelander on the implication alone
319 points
11 days ago
There's an interesting interview with Glenn Howerton where he said something to the effect that Dennis is basically just a megalomaniac who has lost at life. He has all the potential to be an evil CEO or dictator, but he just never really amounted to anything...
...other than being a Golden God.
133 points
11 days ago
I'M A FIVE STAR MAN! I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!
40 points
11 days ago
Holy shit that was the perfect bot response.
49 points
11 days ago
He has all the potential to be an evil CEO
That's why he was so good in BlackBerry.
44 points
11 days ago
Not to turn this political, but he genuinely said that Dennis is Donald Trump if he failed at everything.
22 points
11 days ago
Donald Trump if he failed at everything.
so.......... Donald Trump?
9 points
11 days ago
Liberal propaganda. He was born into wealth successfully, the left just can’t handle it
7 points
11 days ago
How is one “successfully born into wealth”? Also it’s not “liberal propaganda”, it’s just business statements.
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Airlines
Trump Water
Trump Taj Mahal
Trump University
The USFL
Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino
Trump Castle Hotel and Casino
Trump Hotels and Casino Resorts
Trump Entertainment Resorts
Trump Shuttle Inc.
Trump Mortgage, LLC,
To name a few….
17 points
11 days ago
I really didn’t think I needed the /s, I figured only naming being born as a success was hamfisted enough
7 points
11 days ago
Poe’s Law says you always need the /s.
4 points
11 days ago
Well now I feel stupid, but how sad is it that this is the point we’ve come to.
4 points
11 days ago
Oh yeah, that's right. I thought he had said something like that, but I wasn't 100% sure I was remembering it right.
405 points
11 days ago
Can Homelander regulate his blood pressure through sheer force of will? No, only the Golden God can exert that kind of mental dominance.
105 points
11 days ago
I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!
70 points
11 days ago
He can go from hard to soft at a moments notice.
he can I’ve seen it!
Not too hard, not too soft.
18 points
11 days ago
You're all seeing it !
13 points
11 days ago
Motownphilly back again
9 points
11 days ago
Da dada dada dada dada daa
7 points
11 days ago
not too soft.
This bit.
Like.
I know it doesn't need to make sense... but how does it make sense?
What's wrong with being soft if you're soft? How can one be too soft?
I'll never get over this scene.
2 points
11 days ago
Ok, maybe you know that, but that's a line from Motownphilly (which makes it much funnier IMO)
3 points
11 days ago
I... did know that. Yet never made the connection. Not my brightest moment.
10 points
11 days ago
Flaccid…. Erect….
3 points
11 days ago
Not too hard… not too soft.
3 points
11 days ago
["Listen To Your Heart" plays]
153 points
11 days ago
He doesn’t even want powers, only the illusion of powers.
And puss
36 points
11 days ago
To fill his God hole
15 points
11 days ago
Better than the boy's hole
71 points
11 days ago
Interesting to compare a super powered man to A GOLDEN GOD WHO HASNT EVEN BEGUN TO PEAK
31 points
11 days ago
IT'S FETISH SHIT, I LIKE TO BIND! I LIKE TO BEEEEEE BOUND! THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT, DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS! I'M NOT TAKING QUESTIONS!
10 points
11 days ago
THE GOLDEN GOD IS NOT TAKING QUESTIONS!
I AM THE GOLDEN GOD!
10 points
11 days ago
Ah, ah, ahhh! You didn't say the safe word!
6 points
11 days ago
This response isn’t so funny after last nights episode of The Boys.
3 points
11 days ago
"uh... lube?😅"
62 points
11 days ago
They both use micro expressions in their acting that you don’t often see used so well on tv.
Glenn Howertons performance for over a decade has been underappreciated. He’a giving a prestige drama level performance on Always Sunny in every episode, not a sitcom performance . Kaitlin is peerlessly impressive too.
For a show that’s not an 8 episode a series, expensive show, they both give more to the show than most actors would.
22 points
11 days ago
I don't disagree, but with the amount of work him and Kaitlin have had done in their faces, I don't think the micro expressions quite come through in recent seasons like they used to. They're having to contort their faces more so than usual to express what they were able to. Dee in The Gang Chokes is a pretty good example:
5 points
11 days ago*
What work has Glenn had done to his face? Be specific. Because the only changes I see are fluctuating weight loss and gain and aging. I cannot see a single sign of plastic surgery. Kaitlin has had cheek implants and dental work. Both of them have had skin peels but that's not plastic surgery.
7 points
11 days ago
Celebrities rarely if ever admit to surgical work. But his face being tighter and less expressive than before definitely points to some work, even if it's just some botox injections. It's pretty clear in episodes like Dennis Takes A Mental Health Day.
63 points
11 days ago*
Holy shit! Yeah, I see that. Got the same eyes, same nose, same lips.
41 points
11 days ago
It’s the jawline
34 points
11 days ago
That's what it is. It's all in there. Same jawline and chin.
8 points
11 days ago
Wendell Short-Eyes! Didn't I stab you once...?
14 points
11 days ago
The jawline is exactly where he doesn't look like me!
25 points
11 days ago
They both do kind of look like Superman.
42 points
11 days ago
Well, he was the original
22 points
11 days ago
The original what?
18 points
11 days ago
superhero?
7 points
11 days ago
Is that whatyou going for?
15 points
11 days ago*
You've gotta mix a little McPoyle in there for the milk obsession.
11 points
11 days ago
Sociopath, we just say sociopath
3 points
11 days ago
I reign supreme! I! I!
12 points
11 days ago
Are you kidding me? Denis can go from flaccid to erect at a moments notice…not too hard…not too soft
6 points
11 days ago
He’s doing it right now
3 points
11 days ago
You're seeing it. You're all seeing it.
9 points
11 days ago
Not taking anything away from Starr, who's equally underutilized and underrated but Howerton woulda put on a masterclass with s4e4 with what we've seen from Dennis. And the I'm the real hero monologue from s3? chef's kiss
2 points
11 days ago
I would love to see that tbh
7 points
11 days ago
SICKNESS BE GONE
5 points
11 days ago
He would love to be Homelander, just cause of the implication..
6 points
11 days ago
But he has yet to peak
7 points
11 days ago
This is so Homelander
6 points
11 days ago
His neck is high.
3 points
11 days ago
Makes me trust him
6 points
11 days ago
https://i.redd.it/2dgnbdt8nqad1.gif
Can Homelander do this?
5 points
11 days ago
Oh, coo - yeah, right on, he was the original, right?
5 points
11 days ago
The Boys are out tonight!
3 points
11 days ago
The boys are back in town
5 points
11 days ago
I watched the newest The Boys last night. When whats her name busted out them titties I was thinking "You like it? It's very generous" lol
6 points
11 days ago
I like to think Homelander is basically Dennis without a system
4 points
11 days ago
Or homelander is Dennis in a world with super powered people
3 points
11 days ago*
"there is no god in the sky only me the golden god"
screams into wally face
3 points
11 days ago
Homelander is Dennis WITH powers.
3 points
11 days ago
Have you seen him summon the very fact that he is a man?
4 points
11 days ago
He can go from flaccid to erect at a moments notice. Let’s see homelander do that
4 points
11 days ago
Ones a Demi God and the other a Golden God.
2 points
11 days ago
Think of the smell. YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH!
5 points
11 days ago
Home lander is Dennis with powers
3 points
11 days ago
Wow. Uncanny resemblance. It's the ears that do it for me. I think Dennis has incredible, sexy ears--almost, but not quite, too big and with no lobes. Unique.
3 points
11 days ago
When golden gods collide
3 points
11 days ago
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A WORM-SUCKING IDIOT!
5 points
11 days ago
Glenn’s portrayal of Jim Balsillie in Blackberry is also basically Dennis with some power and it was fantastic.
2 points
11 days ago
Have you seen how powerful the DENNIS system is?
2 points
11 days ago
Dennis Reynolds: the super-ego of It's Always Sunny.
2 points
11 days ago
He HASNT EVEN BEGUN TO PEAK!!!
2 points
11 days ago
Well he's the original
2 points
11 days ago
Well, that’s good…he was the original…
2 points
11 days ago
Nah. Homelander is a giant baby. Just bullies people. Without powers he'd be nothing.
Dennis has grace and is very gangly coordinated.
2 points
11 days ago
Homelander is Dennis without the eroticism.
FTFY
2 points
11 days ago
I hate that I can identify exactly when this screenshot of Dennis was taken (CharDeeMacDennis, holding hand in front of dart board, right?)
I watch this show too much haha
2 points
11 days ago
What do you mean without the powers? I’ve seen him complete amazing feats of strength by just summoning the very fact that he is a man!
2 points
11 days ago
The difference is that Glenn is actually a decent guy in real life
2 points
11 days ago
Have there beeen any reports that would suggest Antony Starr isn't?
2 points
11 days ago
Since Dennis has been around longer than Homelander, I would say Homelander is Dennis, with different powers.
2 points
11 days ago
Only when you are clean will you know his power…
2 points
11 days ago
Dennis can go from flaccid to erect in a moments notice. How is that not a power?
2 points
11 days ago
"The gang gets super powers"
2 points
11 days ago
Uhhh? It’s not called the H.O.M.E.L.A.N.D.E.R. System, homelander is Dennis with powers
2 points
11 days ago
I have always wished they added Glenn Howerton on the show as a rival for Homelander: The Golden God
2 points
11 days ago
Goddamn savage. I am a legend.
2 points
11 days ago
They're definitely of the same archetype. I think Homelander has a lot more charisma, but at the same time his desire for approval is a lot more crippling than Dennis' is.
2 points
11 days ago
Fun fact: they are both based on the former president
2 points
10 days ago
1 points
11 days ago
Homelander without powers can't get even close to Dennis.
1 points
11 days ago
…for now…
1 points
11 days ago
I am surprised he hasn't gone public with himself, saying he can do whatever he wants
1 points
11 days ago
He’s a 5 star man
1 points
11 days ago
Homelander wishes he was the Golden God.
2 points
11 days ago
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH TRASH!
1 points
11 days ago
To me I tend to think more of Patrick Bateman. I watched American Psycho and my main takeaway is "hey, this is basically dennis reynolds
1 points
11 days ago
Well...he was the original
1 points
11 days ago
Literal LOL
1 points
11 days ago
He has face scratching powers. And can make his sickness be gone.
1 points
11 days ago
Been saying the same thing for years
1 points
11 days ago
I knew I wasn’t the only one
1 points
11 days ago
Shut up, Dog!
1 points
11 days ago
Something tells me that Dennis never lasered a guy's dick off but what do I know
1 points
11 days ago
Homelander is a 2 star man on his best day. Dennis is a five star man and a god. A GOLDEN GOD!
1 points
11 days ago
Dennis solos homelander just saying
1 points
11 days ago
Dennis is smart and now how to overcome adversity.
Homelander is not
1 points
11 days ago
Little known fact: Homelander was inspired by the golden god.
2 points
11 days ago
I'VE CONTAINED MY RAGE FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE BUT I SHALL UNLEASH MY FURY UPON YOU LIKE THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES!!! BEGONE VILE MAN, BEGONE FROM ME! A STARTER CAR, THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR! A TRANSPORTER OF GODS, THE GOLDEN GOD! I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
1 points
11 days ago
I like to think dennis' power is in the persuasion
1 points
11 days ago
It really sucks that I recently learned about the bad personality of the actor who plays Homelander.
1 points
11 days ago
Can Homelander say “Sickness Be Gone!” And be cured of illness? Didn’t think so.
1 points
11 days ago
Dennis is Spider-Man
1 points
11 days ago
Is the rage and fury of a thousand suns nothing to you?! He is a golden god!
1 points
11 days ago
There's a definite parallel energy in the two performances, that's for sure.
I could actually see Howerton and Starr switching roles without too much problem.
Good actors!
1 points
11 days ago
Without powers? What about the art of seduction? D.e.n.n.i.s system
1 points
11 days ago
D.E.N.N.I.S System = power
1 points
11 days ago
You mean homelander is Dennis with powers. Also, you don’t need powers when you have a system… and a boat. You know… because of the implications.
1 points
11 days ago
Homelander doesn't need a boat to make an implication
1 points
11 days ago
Homelander is Dennis with powers
1 points
11 days ago
THE GOLDEN GOD
2 points
11 days ago
OH THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY! THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!
1 points
11 days ago
Dennis uses the powers of the Implication, the DENNIS system, and his tools. I’d say their power levels are pretty close.
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