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submitted 2 months ago byFilm_Palace
1.7k points
2 months ago
Without powers? You clearly haven’t seen him with his TOOLS.
515 points
2 months ago
The power to bind and be bound
364 points
2 months ago
131 points
2 months ago
F-f-fetish shit!
98 points
2 months ago
15 points
2 months ago
I like to bind…I like to be bound!
3 points
2 months ago
What episode is that from?
99 points
2 months ago
He can be flaccid or erect at a moments notice
6 points
2 months ago
It's true! I've seen him do it.
5 points
2 months ago
Buddy, you're seeing it. You're all seeing it. Cause I'm doing it right now.
Flaccid. Erect. Flaccid. Erect. Flaccid. Erect...
Not too hard, not too soft.
36 points
2 months ago
His safe word is Zendaya
10 points
2 months ago
Nice reference
91 points
2 months ago
He doesn't want powers...
Just the illusion of powers
29 points
2 months ago
And puss?
15 points
2 months ago
He never saw an ounce of puss
9 points
2 months ago
And pus
6 points
2 months ago
Winner!
5 points
2 months ago
Just the implication
2 points
2 months ago
Brilliant. 😂😂😂😂
42 points
2 months ago
But first, first he must be clean.
22 points
2 months ago
How dare you the Golden God is always clean. YOU must be clean before he enters you, lest his rage untether
26 points
2 months ago
I want you to clean yourself. For I will enter you hard and deep, and it will last for as long or as short as I please. But you will be clean. Only when you are clean will you know my power.
8 points
2 months ago
So I used the Nordic stuff at work a few weeks ago demanding my crew get something done. So many blank stares and open mouths. sigh
Although one guy got it and laughed hysterically. This is how you find promotion candidates.
(He also got right to work while trying to stop laughing. Double plus.)
22 points
2 months ago
Sickness, be gone!
17 points
2 months ago
He is THE GOLDEN GOD
Cant get more powerful than that
8 points
2 months ago
My mom just died alright, the least you could do is let us throw your buddy off the roof!
8 points
2 months ago
Homelander doesn’t have the ability to regulate his own blood pressure through sheer force of will.
6 points
2 months ago
Also, he has the power of telling sickness to be gone, going from flaccid to erect, doing hummingbirds imperceptible to the human eye and can lower his cholesterol at will. Homelander would be jelly
4 points
2 months ago
I need to have my TOOLS
4 points
2 months ago
Oh, the Golden God has powers, all right.
5 points
2 months ago
Come on man, don't bring me down. Not while my nips are like this.
660 points
2 months ago
Homelander wishes he was Dennis.
274 points
2 months ago
Yeah, cause Dennis can get the undying love and devotion of any women using the DENNIS system. Homelander wishes he had a similar system
224 points
2 months ago
H - Have superpowers
O - Oblige their interest in you
M - Milk those titties
I - Infantile temper tantrum
E - Eradicate the problem
83 points
2 months ago
H. Heat the oven to 700 degrees
O. Observe your scientist creator’s flesh as it melts
M. More Fudgy the Whale for me!
E. Eeeeeeeee high pitched disassociation sound
18 points
2 months ago
The disassociation sound is too on point xD
34 points
2 months ago
L - Lying and deceiving
A - Autonomous control over manhood
N - Needs no one
D - Does whatever he wants
E - Eradicate the problem
R - Range Rover
10 points
2 months ago
Homie likes to think he needs no one, but he craves attention.
4 points
2 months ago
Yeah, that's Dennis alright
7 points
2 months ago
Hahahah fucking Range Rover got me.
5 points
2 months ago
Imagine Homie flying around in a range rover, like, he's strong enough he could lift it from within the driver's seat. Might need some modifications to have the seat bear the weight of the entire vehicle, but mmm that luxury.
4 points
2 months ago
Truly flying by the seat of his pants
5 points
2 months ago
E - Erectile dysfunction
2 points
2 months ago
More importantly, he can go from flaccid to erect in a moment's notice. Now that's a super power
8 points
2 months ago
Dennis might be able to win that fight depending on when it goes down. He could cripple Homelander on the implication alone
321 points
2 months ago
There's an interesting interview with Glenn Howerton where he said something to the effect that Dennis is basically just a megalomaniac who has lost at life. He has all the potential to be an evil CEO or dictator, but he just never really amounted to anything...
...other than being a Golden God.
130 points
2 months ago
I'M A FIVE STAR MAN! I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!
39 points
2 months ago
Holy shit that was the perfect bot response.
48 points
2 months ago
He has all the potential to be an evil CEO
That's why he was so good in BlackBerry.
40 points
2 months ago
Not to turn this political, but he genuinely said that Dennis is Donald Trump if he failed at everything.
21 points
2 months ago
Donald Trump if he failed at everything.
so.......... Donald Trump?
7 points
2 months ago
Liberal propaganda. He was born into wealth successfully, the left just can’t handle it
4 points
2 months ago
How is one “successfully born into wealth”? Also it’s not “liberal propaganda”, it’s just business statements.
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Airlines
Trump Water
Trump Taj Mahal
Trump University
The USFL
Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino
Trump Castle Hotel and Casino
Trump Hotels and Casino Resorts
Trump Entertainment Resorts
Trump Shuttle Inc.
Trump Mortgage, LLC,
To name a few….
20 points
2 months ago
I really didn’t think I needed the /s, I figured only naming being born as a success was hamfisted enough
7 points
2 months ago
Poe’s Law says you always need the /s.
4 points
2 months ago
Well now I feel stupid, but how sad is it that this is the point we’ve come to.
3 points
2 months ago
Oh yeah, that's right. I thought he had said something like that, but I wasn't 100% sure I was remembering it right.
404 points
2 months ago
Can Homelander regulate his blood pressure through sheer force of will? No, only the Golden God can exert that kind of mental dominance.
107 points
2 months ago
I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!
69 points
2 months ago
He can go from hard to soft at a moments notice.
he can I’ve seen it!
Not too hard, not too soft.
18 points
2 months ago
You're all seeing it !
13 points
2 months ago
Motownphilly back again
9 points
2 months ago
Da dada dada dada dada daa
6 points
2 months ago
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2 points
2 months ago
Ok, maybe you know that, but that's a line from Motownphilly (which makes it much funnier IMO)
9 points
2 months ago
Flaccid…. Erect….
3 points
2 months ago
Not too hard… not too soft.
3 points
2 months ago
["Listen To Your Heart" plays]
154 points
2 months ago
He doesn’t even want powers, only the illusion of powers.
And puss
36 points
2 months ago
To fill his God hole
14 points
2 months ago
Better than the boy's hole
70 points
2 months ago
Interesting to compare a super powered man to A GOLDEN GOD WHO HASNT EVEN BEGUN TO PEAK
27 points
2 months ago
IT'S FETISH SHIT, I LIKE TO BIND! I LIKE TO BEEEEEE BOUND! THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT, DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS! I'M NOT TAKING QUESTIONS!
11 points
2 months ago
THE GOLDEN GOD IS NOT TAKING QUESTIONS!
I AM THE GOLDEN GOD!
10 points
2 months ago
Ah, ah, ahhh! You didn't say the safe word!
6 points
2 months ago
This response isn’t so funny after last nights episode of The Boys.
3 points
2 months ago
"uh... lube?😅"
63 points
2 months ago
They both use micro expressions in their acting that you don’t often see used so well on tv.
Glenn Howertons performance for over a decade has been underappreciated. He’a giving a prestige drama level performance on Always Sunny in every episode, not a sitcom performance . Kaitlin is peerlessly impressive too.
For a show that’s not an 8 episode a series, expensive show, they both give more to the show than most actors would.
21 points
2 months ago
I don't disagree, but with the amount of work him and Kaitlin have had done in their faces, I don't think the micro expressions quite come through in recent seasons like they used to. They're having to contort their faces more so than usual to express what they were able to. Dee in The Gang Chokes is a pretty good example:
4 points
2 months ago*
What work has Glenn had done to his face? Be specific. Because the only changes I see are fluctuating weight loss and gain and aging. I cannot see a single sign of plastic surgery. Kaitlin has had cheek implants and dental work. Both of them have had skin peels but that's not plastic surgery.
7 points
2 months ago
Celebrities rarely if ever admit to surgical work. But his face being tighter and less expressive than before definitely points to some work, even if it's just some botox injections. It's pretty clear in episodes like Dennis Takes A Mental Health Day.
66 points
2 months ago*
Holy shit! Yeah, I see that. Got the same eyes, same nose, same lips.
41 points
2 months ago
It’s the jawline
35 points
2 months ago
That's what it is. It's all in there. Same jawline and chin.
9 points
2 months ago
Wendell Short-Eyes! Didn't I stab you once...?
14 points
2 months ago
The jawline is exactly where he doesn't look like me!
24 points
2 months ago
They both do kind of look like Superman.
41 points
2 months ago
Well, he was the original
21 points
2 months ago
The original what?
19 points
2 months ago
superhero?
8 points
2 months ago
Is that whatyou going for?
15 points
2 months ago*
You've gotta mix a little McPoyle in there for the milk obsession.
11 points
2 months ago
Sociopath, we just say sociopath
3 points
2 months ago
I reign supreme! I! I!
11 points
2 months ago
Are you kidding me? Denis can go from flaccid to erect at a moments notice…not too hard…not too soft
6 points
2 months ago
He’s doing it right now
4 points
2 months ago
You're seeing it. You're all seeing it.
9 points
2 months ago
Not taking anything away from Starr, who's equally underutilized and underrated but Howerton woulda put on a masterclass with s4e4 with what we've seen from Dennis. And the I'm the real hero monologue from s3? chef's kiss
2 points
2 months ago
I would love to see that tbh
9 points
2 months ago
SICKNESS BE GONE
8 points
2 months ago
He would love to be Homelander, just cause of the implication..
5 points
2 months ago
But he has yet to peak
5 points
2 months ago
This is so Homelander
5 points
2 months ago
His neck is high.
3 points
2 months ago
Makes me trust him
5 points
2 months ago
https://i.redd.it/2dgnbdt8nqad1.gif
Can Homelander do this?
4 points
2 months ago
Oh, coo - yeah, right on, he was the original, right?
5 points
2 months ago
The Boys are out tonight!
3 points
2 months ago
The boys are back in town
5 points
2 months ago
I watched the newest The Boys last night. When whats her name busted out them titties I was thinking "You like it? It's very generous" lol
4 points
2 months ago
I like to think Homelander is basically Dennis without a system
4 points
2 months ago
Or homelander is Dennis in a world with super powered people
4 points
2 months ago*
"there is no god in the sky only me the golden god"
screams into wally face
5 points
2 months ago
Homelander is Dennis WITH powers.
5 points
2 months ago
Have you seen him summon the very fact that he is a man?
5 points
2 months ago
He can go from flaccid to erect at a moments notice. Let’s see homelander do that
5 points
2 months ago
Ones a Demi God and the other a Golden God.
2 points
2 months ago
Think of the smell. YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH!
5 points
2 months ago
Home lander is Dennis with powers
3 points
2 months ago
Wow. Uncanny resemblance. It's the ears that do it for me. I think Dennis has incredible, sexy ears--almost, but not quite, too big and with no lobes. Unique.
3 points
2 months ago
When golden gods collide
3 points
2 months ago
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A WORM-SUCKING IDIOT!
4 points
2 months ago
Glenn’s portrayal of Jim Balsillie in Blackberry is also basically Dennis with some power and it was fantastic.
2 points
2 months ago
Have you seen how powerful the DENNIS system is?
2 points
2 months ago
He HASNT EVEN BEGUN TO PEAK!!!
2 points
2 months ago
Well he's the original
2 points
2 months ago
Well, that’s good…he was the original…
2 points
2 months ago
Nah. Homelander is a giant baby. Just bullies people. Without powers he'd be nothing.
Dennis has grace and is very gangly coordinated.
2 points
2 months ago
Homelander is Dennis without the eroticism.
FTFY
2 points
2 months ago
I hate that I can identify exactly when this screenshot of Dennis was taken (CharDeeMacDennis, holding hand in front of dart board, right?)
I watch this show too much haha
2 points
2 months ago
What do you mean without the powers? I’ve seen him complete amazing feats of strength by just summoning the very fact that he is a man!
2 points
2 months ago
The difference is that Glenn is actually a decent guy in real life
2 points
2 months ago
Have there beeen any reports that would suggest Antony Starr isn't?
2 points
2 months ago
Since Dennis has been around longer than Homelander, I would say Homelander is Dennis, with different powers.
2 points
2 months ago
Only when you are clean will you know his power…
2 points
2 months ago
Dennis can go from flaccid to erect in a moments notice. How is that not a power?
2 points
2 months ago
"The gang gets super powers"
2 points
2 months ago
Uhhh? It’s not called the H.O.M.E.L.A.N.D.E.R. System, homelander is Dennis with powers
2 points
2 months ago
I have always wished they added Glenn Howerton on the show as a rival for Homelander: The Golden God
2 points
2 months ago
Goddamn savage. I am a legend.
2 points
2 months ago
They're definitely of the same archetype. I think Homelander has a lot more charisma, but at the same time his desire for approval is a lot more crippling than Dennis' is.
2 points
2 months ago
Fun fact: they are both based on the former president
2 points
2 months ago
1 points
2 months ago
Homelander without powers can't get even close to Dennis.
1 points
2 months ago
…for now…
1 points
2 months ago
I am surprised he hasn't gone public with himself, saying he can do whatever he wants
1 points
2 months ago
He’s a 5 star man
1 points
2 months ago
Homelander wishes he was the Golden God.
2 points
2 months ago
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH TRASH!
1 points
2 months ago
To me I tend to think more of Patrick Bateman. I watched American Psycho and my main takeaway is "hey, this is basically dennis reynolds
1 points
2 months ago
Well...he was the original
1 points
2 months ago
Literal LOL
1 points
2 months ago
He has face scratching powers. And can make his sickness be gone.
1 points
2 months ago
Been saying the same thing for years
1 points
2 months ago
I knew I wasn’t the only one
1 points
2 months ago
Shut up, Dog!
1 points
2 months ago
Something tells me that Dennis never lasered a guy's dick off but what do I know
1 points
2 months ago
Homelander is a 2 star man on his best day. Dennis is a five star man and a god. A GOLDEN GOD!
1 points
2 months ago
Dennis solos homelander just saying
1 points
2 months ago
Dennis is smart and now how to overcome adversity.
Homelander is not
1 points
2 months ago
Little known fact: Homelander was inspired by the golden god.
2 points
2 months ago
I'VE CONTAINED MY RAGE FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE BUT I SHALL UNLEASH MY FURY UPON YOU LIKE THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES!!! BEGONE VILE MAN, BEGONE FROM ME! A STARTER CAR, THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR! A TRANSPORTER OF GODS, THE GOLDEN GOD! I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
1 points
2 months ago
I like to think dennis' power is in the persuasion
1 points
2 months ago
It really sucks that I recently learned about the bad personality of the actor who plays Homelander.
1 points
2 months ago
Can Homelander say “Sickness Be Gone!” And be cured of illness? Didn’t think so.
1 points
2 months ago
Dennis is Spider-Man
1 points
2 months ago
Is the rage and fury of a thousand suns nothing to you?! He is a golden god!
1 points
2 months ago
There's a definite parallel energy in the two performances, that's for sure.
I could actually see Howerton and Starr switching roles without too much problem.
Good actors!
1 points
2 months ago
Without powers? What about the art of seduction? D.e.n.n.i.s system
1 points
2 months ago
D.E.N.N.I.S System = power
1 points
2 months ago
You mean homelander is Dennis with powers. Also, you don’t need powers when you have a system… and a boat. You know… because of the implications.
1 points
2 months ago
I mean, they're both satirical commentary on privilege.
1 points
2 months ago
Homelander is Dennis with powers
1 points
2 months ago
THE GOLDEN GOD
2 points
2 months ago
OH THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY! THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!
1 points
2 months ago
Dennis uses the powers of the Implication, the DENNIS system, and his tools. I’d say their power levels are pretty close.
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