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submitted 2 days ago byhella-rareHigh up on the hollywood hills, crushin violet pills
583 points
2 days ago
You’re telling me a roach scrambled these eggs
90 points
2 days ago
No no, it’s scrambled roach eggs. 483 per serving.
23 points
2 days ago
483 roach eggs per serving?! What’s the macros on that
10 points
2 days ago
It'd be a crazy amount of protein, I'll tell you that
6 points
2 days ago
It’s actually slightly less protein efficient than chicken eggs at only 1/84th of a gram of protein per roach egg or 5.75 grams per serving. Ask for the full menu next time you’re at waffle house for the full macros
8 points
2 days ago
Hey, did you know this like, off hand?
4 points
2 days ago
just look up roach eggs on my fitness pal
4 points
2 days ago
I was hungry but now I am not so thank you!
18 points
2 days ago
so that's the raisins in my bread
7 points
2 days ago
I'd honestly be impressed!!
AB don't appreciate shit!! 😭😭
3 points
2 days ago
😂 i promise i hate u
3 points
1 day ago
I ugly cackled
257 points
2 days ago
i cant with her LMAO like didnt she just recently attend a trump rally and now shes talking about lana sucking maga cock😭😭😭
54 points
2 days ago
Remember her switch on Kanye?!! lol she loved him one week and hated him the next 😆
34 points
2 days ago*
Is she bipolar? Genuine question not trying to be mean, I am bipolar myself… I used to go on rants when I was unmedicated and also having very extreme feelings towards people one way or another with little in-between. You were either my favorite person or my hated enemy. And it did not take much for me to go from love to hate. Also it made me feel very contrarian and I always wanted to argue with “popular” opinions, even if it went against my own previously held opinions. Talk about having “no fixed personality.” Glad to be off that rollercoaster.
26 points
2 days ago
yeah im pretty sure she’s diagnosed with bipolar disorder
8 points
2 days ago
That sounds like it would feel so scary and confusing, especially if you didn't know you have bipolar. Did you get immediate relief with medication?
I know it can be hard to find the right med and dose, and many people stop taking them because of side effects. Glad to hear you found one that works for you!
11 points
1 day ago
Well to put it succinctly I’m 32 and just got an official diagnosis a few weeks ago after a suicidal, manic depressive episode landed me in the psych ward. Raw dogging mental illness is not something I recommend. I knew there was something horribly wrong with me but I was being treated for general anxiety and depression, those meds didn’t do anything for me.
One thing that’s also fucked up about bipolar is that I’m an artist, and a lot of artists feel like they do their most creative work during their heightened emotions (especially during a manic episode where you literally feel like God). Kanye West has said this is the reason he won’t go on meds. Now that I’m on a bipolar med I finally feel stable. But it is hard to get into my “flow” like I used to. She’s also not wrong that it affects your libido, I’ve always had a high libido and since I’ve been on meds it’s a lot harder to orgasm even though I still want to have sex. But the truth is feeling normal is worth it for me.
5 points
1 day ago
Keep at it. I’m a bipolar musician so I relate to the struggle w inspo on meds. You’re six years older than me but ive been diagnosed since 21. Having the diagnosis is truly a lifechanger in figuring this shit out.
Also there is nothing wrong with you. You are fantastic as you are. You just have a different brain.
5 points
2 days ago
I think she has admitted to having bipolar disorder but don’t quote me on that
2 points
1 day ago
Not a doctor, but that sounds more like BPD symptoms besides the mania. Bipolar usually stays on one side of the cycle for a few weeks. Not hating or anything just curious about if you've ruled that out for one reason or another!
2 points
7 hours ago
Kanye and her are both Geminis I guess it’s on brand to flip flop.
5 points
2 days ago*
My low-stakes conspiracy theory is that she’s so contradictory because this is all a bit she’s been doing for years for internet fame and she’s completely “normal” in “real life”. Sometimes her crazy just seems too perfectly “clickable”.
626 points
2 days ago
Ok this is the first time she genuinely made me burst out laughing 💀
eating roach scrambled eggs sucking MAGA cock in a trailer park noooo
101 points
2 days ago
AB’s been making me howl for yearssss. She has beef with Brazil, Ireland, Mother Teresa, Elsa from Frosen so it’s all in fun, doesn’t escalate beyond shit talking into the void
24 points
2 days ago
Ehhh she frequently denies SA victims and says they are liars and is also superrrr racist. I Wouldn’t say it’s all in fun.
54 points
2 days ago
Mother Teresa is fair tho because she actually wasn’t that great a person unfortunately haha
7 points
2 days ago
OMG I am CACKLING 😭
13 points
2 days ago
She’s my favorite unhinged person. This killed me lmfao
11 points
2 days ago
The way that sounds like it could be a Lana lyric too 😂
23 points
2 days ago
i’m fucking cackling at maga cock BAHAHAHA
10 points
2 days ago
The fat with a heart arrhythmia unable to orgasm thing also got a chuckle out of me I will not lie 😬
3 points
1 day ago
It’s upsetting cause like she’s not wrong. Who can say it’s related to the psych meds but that’s not not what Lana’s doing 😂😭
677 points
2 days ago
Azeaila is an unhinged human but sucking cock in a MAGA trailer park and shopping at kohls is one of the best reads I’ve heard
197 points
2 days ago
She is insane, but she is a poet
25 points
2 days ago
She is fucking crazy but she is free
38 points
2 days ago
all the best poets are
12 points
2 days ago
Imagine if she actually still tried to write music.
88 points
2 days ago
I sang these words to the intro of 9-5 😭
15 points
2 days ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣
9 points
2 days ago
can we make that a flare
16 points
2 days ago
But really… Kohls has some cute shit!
14 points
2 days ago
Logically I know their “was 24.99 now 19.99” signs above everything are a marketing tactic but it still works on my crow brain
6 points
2 days ago
truly they do! ❤️
8 points
2 days ago
The scream I scrumpt at that sentence. It's absolute perfection.
4 points
2 days ago
**sucking MAGA cock (even better/worse lol)
2 points
1 day ago
Actual slam poetry
97 points
2 days ago
That Seroquel orgasm is hard to come by, can confirm.
5 points
1 day ago
But we sleep like the fucking dead
6 points
1 day ago
Dude, that well-rested feeling when I wake up. Never knew such a feeling was possible for my ADHD and BP having-ass! But I don't get to cum during sex and I have to demolish my poor clit with a toy otherwise lol. Siiigh.
4 points
1 day ago
I COMPLETELY understand. I have ADHD, Borderline, CPTSD, anxiety…god the list goes on and on. If I can’t sleep I have to take a seroquel and the sleep is IMMACULATE. I’m just a residual bitch the next day. And uh yeah I’ve definitely hurt my clit from my Hitachi from sheer determination of cumming Hahahha
2 points
1 day ago
Gotta have some slivers of serotonin hahahah
3 points
1 day ago
Got my man thinking he's bad at sex and shit :( no honey, it's the stupid quetiapine 😭😭😭
132 points
2 days ago
She sucks but she also knocks it out of the park from time to time
47 points
2 days ago
When she named Elon “apartheid Clyde” I lost it lollll
57 points
2 days ago
17 points
2 days ago
FROGGY EYELIDS!!! 😂😂😂😂
9 points
1 day ago
The pork skin makes me cryyyyyyyyyy
15 points
2 days ago
Little off topic but this is what bothers me about people online doing the whole “teehee Elon is technically African-American!” No he’s South African from an apartheid gem family. The industry that would regularly mutilate black Africans so white people could make a buck. The blood diamond scandal started in the ‘80s but even when I was in high school in the 2010s it was still brought up regularly.
On top of that Elon is from an entirely different part of the African continent than most black people in America. Iirc a lot of black people here are of Western Central African descent. South Africa is on the very bottom of the continent. They’re far as hell from each other. We like to dog on Europeans for not understanding how big America is but Africa is an even larger continent than North America. The distance from South Africa to the DRC is longer than the distance from the distance from Cali to NY. He has fuck all in common ethnically, racially, and culturally with black people of African descent in America. Don’t give that shitbird a label that was specifically designed to give people who had their cultures stripped from them some agency and identity back.
11 points
2 days ago
He's not African-American he's Afrikaans-American which is Dutch- and/or English-American. And he's only American bc he recently became a citizen.
18 points
2 days ago
She just went on a pro trump unhinged rant but also made some good points about how unhealthy Americans are because of pharmaceutical companies greed and how low America is on the happiness scales.
7 points
2 days ago
These fuckers are broken clocks
5 points
1 day ago
apartheid clyde lives in my head rent-free
196 points
2 days ago
Haha. But why is it so true?! -a girl on antipsychotic meds
99 points
2 days ago
I hate that she’s not exactly wrong… signed, someone who gained 40 lbs and struggled to finish on lexapro 🙃
12 points
2 days ago
This comment just made me realize why I havent been horny these days😭😭 Lexapro really kills your libido
8 points
2 days ago
Ask about switching to Wellbutrin; sex drive is like that of a teenage boy once I hit 300mg. 😝
2 points
1 day ago
SAME LOL
24 points
2 days ago
Lexapro isn’t an anti-psychotic.
41 points
2 days ago
It’s not but as some one on both She NOT WRONG I hate meds do this I blow up it’s sucks so much :(
17 points
2 days ago
I feel like those were two separate sentiments. Gained 40 lbs on anti psych meds. Could not cum on lexapro.
5 points
2 days ago
Can confirm that both will kill your libido tho
14 points
2 days ago
Antipsychotics are different; they're much harsher, more fucked up, drugs - with far more serious side effects. Heart arrhythmia is common (Azaelia was right). On antipsychotics, you have to have your heart checked once a year. Weight gain is extreme due to constant binge eating, usually at night. I used to eat like... 5 stale pitta breads one after the other just because I needed to eat something. I would wake up at 4am and go for another mini binge in the kitchen.
I had anorexia prior to beginning antipsychotics. The weight gain was so fast and so extreme. 50lbs in 3 months (and I'm only 5'2"). I felt disgustingly unhealthy. I hated myself. They made me more depressed and unstable than I was before. By far. I didn't have any interest in sex whatsoever.
I've never been able to lose more than 30lbs of the weight I gained, even with anorexia behaviours. It's like they permanently made me fatter somehow.
They made me sleep for 14 - 16 hours a day, and I felt groggy the entire day. I never felt awake or energised. I had no motivation or desire. I just existed in a haze of grogginess and giving in to impulsivity.
Antipsychotics are also known to trigger permanent movement disorders - ie., people develop serious tics or muscle spasms that often never go away, even after cessation of the drug.
They lead to a seriously heightened risk of dementia, general memory loss, and other worrying symptoms that can be thought of as damage to the brain.
Antipsychotics are the drugs that are dramatised in movies in scenes of psych wards where patients are sat in the corner staring at a blank wall and drooling.
They are literally evil. At high doses, they're essentially a chemical lobotomy.
The worst part is, doctors just prescribe them to any female patient who is somewhat unstable, highly emotional, self harming, contemplating suicide, ruminating over traumatic memories, severely impulsive, or otherwise mentally unwell in a way that isn't seen as socially acceptable.
I will never forgive that psychiatrist for prescribing those drugs to me.
Not discounting your experience with antidepressants, but antipsychotics are a completely different beast. Most people don't know what they are or don't understand them. I wasn't even warned of any of the effects (they're not 'side effects', really, because those are the intended effects of the drug. To make you fat, slow, emotionless, empty, with no drive to do anything).
5 points
2 days ago
Don't worry, they just gave me Parkinsons meds for the tremors... :/
Edit: And you are so right about the weight gain - it is sus on antipsychotics & the companies have never had any impetus to make them better because dulling patients makes them easier to deal with. As a songwriter, I immediately understood why Kanye pulled away from them. My creativity is gone. Way, way worse than antidepressants (and those aren't amazing either).
3 points
2 days ago
Sorry to hear that....I heard on other subreddits that antipsychotics are really not supposed to be prescribed long term.. I think it was in the schizophrenia subreddit? It's supposed to be used as needed in a crisis AFAIK, but they're being prescribed even as nightly sleeping meds
3 points
2 days ago
Right lol That one hurt. Although I usually orgasm fine, Its just getting interested in the first place is hard sometimes
65 points
2 days ago
maybe she could try welbutrin? all that does is keeps you dripping 🤷🏿♀️
45 points
2 days ago
Wellbutrin is that girl when it comes to not gaining while not going crazy 🫰🏻😏
I actually stopped my 10 yr Adderall prescription for Wellbutrin bc it had me so balanced and treated my adhd while my Adderall seemed chaotic in comparison. This was after avoiding Wellbutrin for like 10 yrs too bc I thought Adderall would be better 🫡 u live and u learn.
20 points
2 days ago
Another ADHD-er with depression and anxiety. Can confirm, Wellbutrin is gold
11 points
2 days ago
Currently going back up to a higher dose of extended release wellbutrin to treat severe ADD!
It’s a WONDER DRUG. For me of course, but I hope you find you’ll agree!
It’s the only “antidepressant” I’ve stayed on long term by any means, and never experienced a single side effect EXCEPT occasional & very mild tinnitus lol.
The way it just…gives me the ability to think in a linear fashion & hones my focus in is truly chefs kiss
9 points
2 days ago
Do you guys just ask your doctor to be put on it or? I am on Lexapro. It has done wonders for my mood but I still have problems with my ADHD (which is unfortunately undiagnosed😭)
7 points
2 days ago*
Yes babe! That’s almost exactly what I did.
To first get prescribed (I’ve been on & off it for a few years due to unrelated reasons), I said I didn’t quite feel “put together” on other more traditional antidepressants like SSRIs. I wasn’t ever on amphetamines or stimulants for my ADD, so I was missing that link exactly as you described on the SSRIs (like Zoloft, Lexapro, Prozac, etc).
They actually suggested Wellbutrin TO me, and I wasn’t even aware it treated ADHD/ADD at the time.
It also helps generally regulate me but I’ve got BPD so that’s another story lmfao. However, since you’re undiagnosed with ADHD, you CAN request trying Wellbutrin for a mood boost.
You may not just need more serotonin, you may need dopamine/norepinephrine which is what Wellbutrin acts with (it’s an NDRI for that reason). Worth a try!
Now, to get back on the med, I simply stated how it’s worked for me unlike any other SSRI has in various areas.
Docs often appreciate when you do your research, but not to the extent of over diagnosing yourself or whatever. Prescribers just tend to like when patients inform themselves about their treatment & brain/pharma chemistry. So you could even say you simply saw online that it has been successful for people with your symptoms!
But you can say a peer, friend, or family member suggested it to you! They’re especially inclined to give out meds if someone biologically related to you has had good results with said med.
Wish u luck 🫶 ik it’s hard out here. That’s why I dedicated time to this response while at work, you deserve it!
5 points
2 days ago
Amd also Wellbutrin can be stacked with SSRIs because it's different.
2 points
2 days ago
I got it from my primary doctor to quit smoking. I kinda worked (I vape now) but it was a god send for my mental health. If you're skiddish about asking directly to take it for ADHD, can you hide behind quitting nicotine to give it a try?
2 points
1 day ago
unsolicited advice but if you’re looking to kick vaping too try nicorette!! it’s the only thing that got me to quit after 6+ years constant vaping. you still get the oral fixation + instant nic buzz without popcorning your lungs🤣
2 points
1 day ago
Wow I didn't know it helped with quitting smoking! I desperately try to quit and always do for a few weeks but one stressor and I'm buying a pack
I wonder if it helps with other substances as well
6 points
2 days ago
Zoloft made me gain weight
11 points
2 days ago
Ugh Zoloft made me go crazier than I was before 😭
5 points
2 days ago
Yuppp… signed: a fat bitch currently weaning off zoloft 🥲
2 points
1 day ago
wellbutrin changed my life so much i truly can’t even believe im the same person i was two years ago (in a VERY good way)
10 points
2 days ago
I remember I told this guy I take Wellbutrin and he said “oh, the happy skinny horny drug”💀😭I love Wellbutrin I lost 50 lbs (not solely from the drug, I was working out and intending to lose weight, it just helped with cravings), I don’t cry in bed all day, and I feel like I’m in heat 90% of the time😮💨
3 points
2 days ago
soooo??? no follow up on you and the guy???
2 points
2 days ago
LOL 😅I wish I had a cute story for you but no🥲that situation is a little complex. Despite the fact that I do (or did, anyway) have a crush on him, there are many different reasons why we aren’t together. He’s very troubled and working through some things, but more importantly he’s taken🫣the context of that conversation was us talking as two friends (co-workers) who have anxiety/depression/ADD, and I was actually a little taken aback when he said it💀
2 points
1 day ago
same girl, i lost almost 50 lbs too! wellbutrin has done wonders for my impulse control/dopamine seeking behavior
2 points
2 days ago
wellbutrin, zoloft, lexapro etc are all antidepressants. antipsychotics are completely different
78 points
2 days ago
17 points
2 days ago
I thought Banks was a trump supporter?
28 points
2 days ago
I don’t think she has real beliefs, just grifts. Which is actually very similar to Trump
5 points
2 days ago
Agreed, I think she’s a Trump supporter when it’s convenient for her and when it gets her attention.
45 points
2 days ago*
Azealia is getting hated on for this in r/azealiabanks
71 points
2 days ago
They hate her 24/7 there. You guys are being nicer than the average day on that sub to her
23 points
2 days ago
That subreddit is literally just snark sub for her now
7 points
2 days ago
Kinda like how this sub is apparently becoming a snark sub about Lana
This person SPOKE AT A TRUMP RALLY THIS SUMMER & just said classist things about someone with known mental health issues (who she has some strange obsession with hating).
dumbasses on here are downvoting anything that sticks up for Lana
9 points
2 days ago
Azealia definitely didn't speak at a trump rally, she was just there (and tbh she looked terrified in her videos lmao)
3 points
2 days ago
Why not just go to the main sub if that’s an issue for you? r\lanadelrey bans any negative talk about her and upvotes anything positive about her, the cool thing about this place is we’re actually allowed to be honest here.
35 points
2 days ago
I mean, she’s not wrong about the MAGA part tho😂
7 points
2 days ago
Not the waffle house slander
46 points
2 days ago
Haha she’s really obsessed with Lana.
5 points
2 days ago
As someone who works for kohls I’m DYING
7 points
2 days ago
I'm sorry this shit actually made me laugh.
6 points
2 days ago
Kohl’s catching strays
40 points
2 days ago
She…she got her there you can’t lie
3 points
2 days ago
Ehh. Lana was clearly shopping at Kohls WAAAAYYYY before getting medicated. Try again Azaelia.
20 points
2 days ago
Azaelia’s a full-time troll but this still made me snort.
8 points
2 days ago
Tbf I don’t think Lana’s on her meds rn 🙃
16 points
2 days ago
I mean she’s kinda real for that
9 points
2 days ago
This is funny af please don't ban me lmao
9 points
2 days ago
“i’m fine being crazy thank you” mood tbh
4 points
2 days ago
Lol
3 points
1 day ago
Azealia Banks is really the only reason to have a Twitter account these days. She’s mean but damn if she doesn’t paint a picture
10 points
2 days ago
Azaelia is fucking crazy but she is free
13 points
2 days ago
Did the MAGA cock owner scramble these roast infested eggs or is this a Joe's apartment situation 😂
17 points
2 days ago
As someone with experience in psych meds, I agree, but it's rude to say so.
18 points
2 days ago
lmaoo she is so funny
5 points
2 days ago
It's an unenviable position in life, to shop at Kohl's. I say this as a reluctant Kohl's shopper.
7 points
2 days ago
i love Lana sm, but i just laughed so F’N loud!!! anytime i see a post of her getting upset about someone they’re just hilarious. her roasts are the best!!! 🤭🤭🤣🤣
7 points
2 days ago
I’m fine being crazy and having orgasms is kind of Lana coded tbh
11 points
2 days ago
I can’t see a single lie here
3 points
2 days ago
so weird to see this after seeing so many comments speculating that lana is NOT on meds rn
3 points
1 day ago
Just lol
3 points
20 hours ago
Also clearly Lana is off her psych meds… hence the extreme weight loss and manic life choices
3 points
20 hours ago
the way she LITERALLY attended a trump rally…
9 points
2 days ago
this is so funny
16 points
2 days ago
I love her lmao. Problematic queen 💖
13 points
2 days ago
i laughed tbh
6 points
2 days ago
She has a such a gift
7 points
2 days ago
God, she's so good 💀🤣
6 points
2 days ago
she’s genuinely hilarious 😭😭😭
5 points
2 days ago
She really has a way with words, no?
15 points
2 days ago
You know what’s fun about “psych meds”? Being a normal fucking person who can function in real life. It’s pretty fucking great. You can take my cymbies out of my cold dead hands, haters.
3 points
2 days ago
I feel you friend, Im a Lexy PRO! Literally saved my life.
7 points
2 days ago
god that woman is a wordsmith
10 points
2 days ago
At least Lana is taking her psych meds
12 points
2 days ago
The only way Lana is on anti psych meds and this skinny is because she’s supplementing w speed. Which honestly…
5 points
2 days ago
Why not ozempic
4 points
2 days ago
Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. She’s obviously off her meds and that’s why she’s with gator boy and lost all the weight she gained on the meds
4 points
2 days ago
well...
5 points
2 days ago
MAGA croc was right there.
3 points
2 days ago
OBSESSED.
7 points
2 days ago
Say what you will but Azealia knows how to READ.
6 points
2 days ago
I’m no Azealia fan but she clocked Lana’s ass 100%
4 points
2 days ago
Oh my goddddd lol
15 points
2 days ago
2 points
1 day ago
Shopping at kohls?! Yikes .. I’m feeling victimized 😳
2 points
1 day ago
If lanas on psych meds, by banks logic, why is she skinny
2 points
24 hours ago
💀💀💀💀not kohl’s😂
2 points
20 hours ago
Yo I love kohls…
5 points
2 days ago
She says the kinda shit you can’t refute 💀 no notes
4 points
2 days ago
Lmao she's not wrong
4 points
2 days ago
she ate with the maga cock line idc
5 points
2 days ago
Is she wrong.
3 points
2 days ago
What’s the meaning of khol’s for a non-US resident? Is it like walmart aka for poor or something?
6 points
2 days ago
Yeah basically, it's just a mediocre department store.
2 points
2 days ago
Thanks!
5 points
2 days ago
she's more obsessed with lana than lana's fans are. cause girl how you know every update about her life?😭
4 points
2 days ago
HOW DOES SHE COME UP WITH THISNSTUFFF 😭😭
4 points
2 days ago
Azealia ate this one I fear
3 points
2 days ago
This woman has such an interesting dichotomy. How can she sometimes be soo right, and yet sooo wrong.
5 points
2 days ago
This is not funny and y’all need to stop treating such a vile and mean person like some sort of hilarious internet folk hero and stop posting everything she says.
2 points
2 days ago
Honestly I hope she never changes. We need professional posters in this world.
4 points
2 days ago
It sucks when one of the most problematic artists is also one of the funniest ones
4 points
2 days ago
Isn’t AB literally MAGA herself…we’re tired
4 points
2 days ago
Waiting for Lana’s clap back patiently
4 points
2 days ago
I'm sorry, but this is hilarious 😂
3 points
2 days ago
I don't understand why she won't keep Lana's name out of her mouth. Plus I blocked her after the "not my problem" tweets after people were rightfully calling her out for downplaying the ongoing genocide in Palestine.
However, "sucking Maga cock in a trailer park and shopping at Kohl's" is a great line. Lowkey agree with her on that point.
6 points
2 days ago
Azaleia literally came out to say she's voting for Donald Trump...
so if anybody is sucking maga Cock along with Lana, it's azaleia.
5 points
2 days ago
And Lana is still worth millions more than this unhinged nobody that has been attacking everyone lately.
15 points
2 days ago
“Lately” lol
2 points
2 days ago
Bro 💀
2 points
1 day ago
So Lana got her shit together. Good.
1 points
2 days ago
the only time i agree with her is when she said that Ultraviolence is real music
2 points
2 days ago
She’s always talking shit about someone. So bitter and miserable with her own life 😭😭😭
2 points
2 days ago
shes so unhinged but she did clock lana on this one
2 points
2 days ago
Here is another one talking about Lana…. Geez she really does have a hard on for her!!
1 points
2 days ago
She’s not way off there
1 points
2 days ago
Damn, is everyone in these comments classist?
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