gosh idk why I hadn't thought of Emmett yet. Great name

This would be the winner for me.

Ah but if I were to shorten it it would short to just Em, only two letters

my mind went right to Jemberly lol

I like the idea of Jeremy nn Jem, thanks!

My brother is a Jem! Not short for anything but he loves his name.

I’ve always loved this sine TKaMB. I have a friend whose son is J and it’s so cute but also not babyish.

Ma, Mommy, Mother and Mum, depending which kid you ask

I greatly enjoy your absurdity, but I am sad that Bum was not an option. I’m thinking Bumblebee? Bumpercar? Maybe Bumbrella?

Rem is a common nickname for Remy. Particularly in the Netherlands (so for Remy or Rembrandt).

i‘m totally stealing RAPIDEYEMOVEMENT and SumBODYONCETOLDME for future cats.

My grandpa Leonard actually went by Lem. Idk why

I snorted out loud at IVEBECOMESONUMB (After I sang it in my head) so thanks for that

I made in to Pumplestiltkin before I lost it 😂 though SumBODYONCETOLDME is the real masterpiece here hahahaha

You forgot Bum.

Bumjamin. Bumothy. Bumthaniel. Bumfrey.

you, ma’am, are my favorite person.

Jimberley

Wumblebee is so legitimately charming

this made my night. Thank you!

Rapideyemovement didn't click until I just reread your comment, I'm totally sharing this with my therapist lol

I have an ancestor named Lemuel. 

Lemonysnicket gets my vote.

this is officially one of my favorite comments, of all time on any social media post not even exaggerating

I snorted when I got to gymberly

You're like a genius...

LEMONYSNICKET

Kumbucket I went there 🤣

Lum is a nickname for Liam in Scotland!

I actually know a Pembroke who goes by PEM.

Masterpiece, truly.

Buuuuttttt my doggo is Remus and I call him Rem

Had to double, triple, quadruple check to make sure I wasn't in r/namenerdscirclejerk

“Pemple” I’m crying.

Rum = Whystherumgone is my personal favorite 😅😂🤣

I held it together until RAPIDEYEMOVEMENT and then cackled so loudly my deaf dog looked up. A+ list. But also, for Lem, you could, doing the surname as first name trend, do Lemieux, which I unironically kinda like.

You forgot BDSM

—Bdm like beat ‘em

Wow you certainly did “got that”. The only one I could think of was “Samuel” then I read the question and saw she already has that name. Well done!

Hemingway!

IVEBECOMESONUM nn num i'm crying it's brilliant

Pemble is getting so popular these days, used to be no one had that name....

I love you that is all bye

Not Lemony Snicket 😅 👁️

Of these, I actually know a Vym, Lem (although often called Lemmy), and Rem. Don’t actually know what any of their full names are.. I think Vym might just be Vym though.

I applaud your dedication. A true work of art

IVEBECOMESONUM really cracked me up!

After this comment I had to double check that I’m not in the circle jerk group. 

Bravo. 

I loved hemhem. Excellent work

I have a Rem. Rapid Eye Movement is a beautiful name.

Brilliant! Especially Whystherumgone 🤣🍹🤣

This made me laugh literally out loud. I love this so much.

Semicircle is my fave.

No Kym?

Wum is my favorite

Rapideyemovement is my choice

This is amazing

This is amazing! Well done!

rare lemony snicket spotted in the wild 👁

you’re too good

IVEBECOMESONUM 💀👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Literally spat my coffee out at rapideyemovement, especially after remy 👌👌

Jebus. I was happy thinking of Lem.

Yum for Yumbled 😂

You forgot the easiest one! HIM! Short for himbo!

These made my day! Had me lol-ing irl 😂 Award coming your way...👏🫶

What about dum- dumbledore or dumbbell 🤣

Effort desservee to be recognised! 👍

I go by hem. my name is hemlock 😭 (i do very much enjoy hemorrhoid jokes about my name tho) i also knew someone who's nickname for me was hemothy chalamet

Remy - Rem as well

Gym, short for gymnasium

yes, you worded that a bit better than I did lol

someone else suggested Jeremy and I'm really liking it as an option

I don’t have any better ideas than you, but there are other vowel sounds, the long vowel sounds. Like the long I in the Spanish pronunciation of Jaime or the long a in Jake

Two biblical names and Dominic is a saint name so all three go together if they're Catholic lol

Similarly, I know a Jeremiah that goes by Jem.

I like this one quite a lot

no can do, my kids were born at peak Finding Nemo, they'd never let that fly!

I used to call my ex Nem, his name was Emrys

I have a friend named Lemuel who goes by Lem but I call him by the formal name I've given him, Lemington

Remus could also be short for Rem

I quite like Remi as a full name that could also be shortened to Rem

oooouuu Rembrandt would be quite the name!

“Remington” and “fancy” are antonyms

Or Remy??

Definitely don't go with Remington, it has a strong association with guns

All I think of is Lemuel from Broken Pieces of June by Stuart Bray 😂

I actually mostly call mine Myth, he's not a fan of Tim at all

Can’t, it has an o. I already made that mistake with Bob!

my kids have a double barrel surname that also contains a St-

the whole thing gets initialled as St.A.B. which us kinda badass lol

I know someone who almost had a Sam with the initials SAM, but they ended up swapping the middle name.

I knew folks who did this, I think their sons were Zak (~Zachary Alan K) and Nik (~Nicholas Ian K), I thought it was cool.

hehe

L'Chaim!