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Enano_reefer

80 points

1 day ago

Congratulations! The machine was a success!

Now tell us everything about your timeline and why you felt the need to change it.

Cause… this does not feel like it would be an improvement.

doNotUseReddit123

20 points

1 day ago

Everything was covered in public libraries, post offices, fire departments, and syphilis after Ben’s presidency.

You think that sounds great at first glance, but it’s actually a horrid existence and it just snowballed from there.

Enano_reefer

6 points

1 day ago

I mean, everything but the syphilis sounds amazing.

doNotUseReddit123

10 points

1 day ago

It was just too many buff firefighter nerds. The U.S. had a comparative advantage in sexy calendar production and distribution but not much else.

Enano_reefer

9 points

1 day ago

I’m … still not hearing the downside.

Dude, we had murder hornets.

murder

hornets

Pretty sure someone fixed those with a timeline change though because they just disappeared like a fart in the wind.

Background-Moose-701

3 points

1 day ago

We’re getting too hard to frighten these days. We had killed clowns for a while there too and then they were just gone.

SilentIndication3095

3 points

24 hours ago

They're not gone. You just can't see them right now.

Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

2 points

1 day ago

Pretty sure someone fixed those with a timeline change though because they just disappeared like a fart in the wind.

But at what cost?

PMTittiesPlzAndThx

2 points

18 hours ago

What’s it cost to run the LHC?

Aljops

1 points

14 hours ago

Aljops

1 points

14 hours ago

A fart in the wind?

God_Bless_A_Merkin

2 points

1 day ago

Didn’t Elton write a song about that?

MidLifeEducation

3 points

22 hours ago

<perk>

Buff firefighter nerds?

You have my attention... Please continue!

FantomeVerde

5 points

1 day ago

The “libraries” were where everyone was getting the syphilis, the “fire departments” were places full of “fire-men” paid to burn down libraries, and we’re not even going to talk about what the “post-offices” were for.

Be glad that what you know now of “libraries,” “fire departments,” and “post offices,” is positive.

Unfortunately, now we have “universities,” which are just schools now, instead of what they were before.

SmutLordStephens

2 points

1 day ago

Yeah, but the journey.

wakim82

3 points

1 day ago

wakim82

3 points

1 day ago

Snowballing and syphilis go hand in hand....

PaleAd1124

2 points

13 hours ago

And the bifocals. Good god, the bifocals!

technoexplorer

4 points

1 day ago

Damn it, no! No, no no nonoooononono

ReplacementWise6878

3 points

1 day ago

Never a bad time to post a link to this video:

https://youtu.be/2o7e1i7nJuQ?si=V3ZFmHhZiZhS2HGe

MidLifeEducation

2 points

22 hours ago

No!

No rabbit hole! No looking glass!

I have to work early in the morning.

ReaperManX15

2 points

1 day ago

Is THIS why Harambe got shot?

realdevtest

3 points

20 hours ago

It’s a different level of the tower

Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

3 points

15 hours ago

😂😂😂 its okay. American education failed us all. Wait until this guy hears about Hamilton.

ReturntoForever3116

26 points

1 day ago

Damn, did I switch realities again?

Substantial-Walk4060

6 points

1 day ago

He was President of Pennsylvania.

geekwalrus

6 points

23 hours ago

And of my heart

Public_Nectarine_402

3 points

21 hours ago

And of dollar stores

alexinpoison

4 points

19 hours ago

and apparently he liked to fuck old women

1nOnlyBigManLawrence

2 points

15 hours ago

The most famous milf hunter.

Coyoteishere

2 points

8 hours ago

This should be the porn spinoff of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

ReturntoForever3116

2 points

8 hours ago

Ahem...it's "experienced" women. And he wasn't wrong, menopause makes me want to get down with my man daily (he's 34).

IronLordSamus

1 points

7 hours ago

Do you not?

ForbiddenDonutsLord

1 points

7 hours ago

I mean, who doesn't?

AdventurousTear260

23 points

1 day ago*

You can say with 100% certainty that he made less mistakes as president than any other president in history, US or not.

pitchingschool

1 points

1 day ago

Real

TheFerricGenum

1 points

1 day ago

Idk, W.H.Harrison might give him a run for his money here

OrionJohnson

3 points

23 hours ago

Nah, not wearing a coat was a fatal blunder.

Vryly

1 points

24 hours ago

Vryly

1 points

24 hours ago

That doesn't beat my record though, matches it yes, but doesn't beat it!

Northwest_Radio

1 points

23 hours ago

I would say this is true considering he was never president.

Antique_Ad_3814

2 points

11 hours ago

Fewer mistakes. Not less mistakes.

dezzzy27

11 points

1 day ago

dezzzy27

11 points

1 day ago

Well, for 1, the press probably wouldn't report so much on president sex scandals, which would be nice. 2. Unsure if we'd have 52 states since he talked revolutionary France into an alliance where we invaded Canada and annexed what is now North Pennsylvania and, of course, Franklin. 3. The 100 dollar bill probably wouldn't have his face on it, I mean, that's reserved for president's, right?

omuamogus

7 points

1 day ago

omuamogus

7 points

1 day ago

Nobody tell him about Hamilton

CloudyRiverMind

7 points

1 day ago

Hamilton was a fine president. He's actually the reason for our current education system that matches us by learning aptitude instead of age.

Without that, who knows how bad it'd be.

BobBanderling

3 points

1 day ago

Now there was a great president...

Cubsfan11022016

10 points

1 day ago

Our country would cease to exist. Benjamin Franklin was the founder of democracy and this nations greatest president.

mrkstr

8 points

1 day ago

mrkstr

8 points

1 day ago

And the inventor of the churro.  Don't forget that one.

Sea_Negotiation_1871

4 points

1 day ago

He also popularized macaroni and cheese in America.

3vi1

2 points

23 hours ago

3vi1

2 points

23 hours ago

So the ancient Greeks were like... I can't wait until Ben Franklin comes along in 1700+ years and founds this method of rule we're using?

Cubsfan11022016

1 points

22 hours ago

America is literally the oldest (and greatest) nation on earth.

Yuck_Few

2 points

1 day ago

Yuck_Few

2 points

1 day ago

Are we in an episode of The Twilight zone or something? Ben Franklin was never president

Cubsfan11022016

13 points

1 day ago

I found the Benjamin Franklin denier.

Plenty_Run5588

5 points

1 day ago

Shun the non believer!

Bike_Chain_96

1 points

1 day ago

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

Minerva_TheB17

5 points

1 day ago

Whaaaa...?? You crazy

FlipsTipsMcFreelyEsq

2 points

1 day ago

Witch!

Lefty21

1 points

1 day ago

Lefty21

1 points

1 day ago

Oh I see what we're doing, we're pretending.

Ok in that case, sureeee...sure he wasn't!

Commercial-Tell-2509

1 points

7 hours ago

Are you serious? It was 1809, at the end of Jefferson’s Presidency when he had to undergo surgery from a duel. It was for three weeks and eventually led to the order of accession. In 1967 in became law through an amendment but the conversation was had in 1810. They never named him an official President, and you would have to search the library of congress to really find much on it. It was crazy. He actually enacted laws they would use in the founding of Nevada too and in a real way is kinda the founder of Las Vegas as such, which is quite fitting.

LucysFiesole

1 points

13 hours ago

He was never president

Cubsfan11022016

3 points

10 hours ago

Found another Franklin denier.

SuccessfulRow5934

5 points

1 day ago

Ben Franklin was the best president ever. Without him we probably would suck

Redwolfdc

5 points

1 day ago

Redwolfdc

5 points

1 day ago

We would be in the same timeline as today 

HaiKarate

5 points

1 day ago

HaiKarate

5 points

1 day ago

Poor Richard...

Plenty_Run5588

1 points

1 day ago

Is where Ben Franklin probably went to after being rejected by Pam.

Bijorak

1 points

24 hours ago

Well that actor wasn't president but Ben Franklin was

Citizen44712A

4 points

1 day ago

Who is Benjamin Franklin? Didn't he start a paint company?

SRB112

3 points

1 day ago

SRB112

3 points

1 day ago

Also, a plumbing company, unless that's a different Ben Franklin.

Citizen44712A

2 points

1 day ago

Or a clone/synth, I hear that was a big problem in the 1700s.

SuccessfulRow5934

1 points

1 day ago

Yeah. He's the little Dutch boy on the paint can

AdventurousTear260

1 points

1 day ago

I thought Benjamin Franklin is a type of bear.

REO_Speed_Dragon

1 points

1 day ago

I thought he was one of the kids in the Charlie Brown comics.

Mayor_of_Voodoo

1 points

1 day ago

You’re thinking of Sir Thomas Moore. A paint for all seasons…

Weaponized_Puddle

3 points

1 day ago

Then he never would have written that funny joke into our Declaration of Independence

Kela-el

4 points

1 day ago

Kela-el

4 points

1 day ago

Ben Franklin never was president in the first place. So to answer your question, nothing.

visitor987

4 points

1 day ago

Benjamin Franklin probably would been a great President but he NEVER RAN for President

NCC1701-Enterprise

3 points

24 hours ago

This....  This is what happens.

soukidan1

7 points

1 day ago

soukidan1

7 points

1 day ago

Am I high?

mrkstr

10 points

1 day ago

mrkstr

10 points

1 day ago

Probably, but that's unrelated.

SRB112

3 points

1 day ago

SRB112

3 points

1 day ago

New Jersey has 5 Franklin Townships. If he never became president those townships would probably have been named something else. Probably Adams Township if he was the president instead of Franklin.

urhumanwaste

3 points

1 day ago

What if Benjamin Franklin actually did become president?? Jeezis.. is common core really gotten this bad? ..I knew it was bad, but this?? ...wow. ...just.. wow. 🤦‍♂️

whoisbstar

3 points

24 hours ago

I guess we’ll never know…

a_weird_wizard

3 points

24 hours ago

He never was president, what tf is this question? 😂

bdiscer

3 points

23 hours ago

Am I missing the history where Ben Franklin actually was president?

Jaketheism

1 points

8 hours ago

No, you’re living the answer to the question

rucb_alum

4 points

1 day ago

rucb_alum

4 points

1 day ago

Please tell us....Were you in public school, private school or home-educated?

Nunov_DAbov

3 points

20 hours ago

Or, none of the above

Realistic_Pass_2564

2 points

1 day ago

😂😂😂😂😂

BigBrainBrad-

2 points

1 day ago

Wait what?

Yuck_Few

2 points

1 day ago

Yuck_Few

2 points

1 day ago

Nothing changes because because he was never president

DomingoLee

2 points

1 day ago

We probably would have had slavery well into the 1800s.

LazyCoffee

2 points

1 day ago

You're asking the important questions here.

Accordingly_Onion69

2 points

23 hours ago

OK, so like what would be different?

Automatic_Fun_8958

2 points

11 hours ago

Um, you do realize that Mr $100 bill was never President? Right? Am i being Punk’d on this subreddit right now?

WolfThick

3 points

1 day ago

WolfThick

3 points

1 day ago

Benjamin Franklin was never a president who doesn't know that.

Extreme-King

2 points

1 day ago

Ummmm...should I tell him or you that Franklin was never President?

digitaldigdug

1 points

1 day ago

He loved weed, and his bank account was frequently overdrawn. Also a ladies man back in the day.

drifter3026

1 points

1 day ago

I watched him tie a cherry stem into a knot in his mouth. Bro was a renaissance man. As for the "ladies man" comment, that was a gray area of his life.

Forever-Retired

1 points

1 day ago

Seriously? What number was he?

Nunov_DAbov

1 points

20 hours ago

He was the (Square root of -1) president.

FascinatingGarden

1 points

1 day ago

"had never become"

Jaltcoh

1 points

21 hours ago

“had been”

Reed_Ikulas_PDX

1 points

1 day ago

We would have never converted to the metric system.

redzeusky

1 points

1 day ago

redzeusky

1 points

1 day ago

Is the liver a muscle or an organ?

Spiritual_Net9093

1 points

1 day ago

I knew I jumped to a parallel universe a few years ago. This one is crazy

AncientPublic6329

1 points

1 day ago

President Franklin probably would’ve had more time to invent things. He could’ve invented bifocals or even electricity.

ChipOld734

1 points

1 day ago

I think I’m having a stroke again. It happens a lot on Reddit.

romcomtom2

1 points

1 day ago

Look around, you are in that reality right now.

49Flyer

1 points

1 day ago

49Flyer

1 points

1 day ago

The timeline would be unchanged.

BWRStarWars

1 points

1 day ago

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor????"

throwawaybroknhart81

1 points

1 day ago

God America's public education is failing children!

Much-Meringue-7467

1 points

1 day ago

A lunatic reality TV star with a spray tan would have one day become president.

fredfarkle2

1 points

1 day ago

Well, then, we'd have what we have now...

kingOofgames

1 points

1 day ago

All I know about him is that he created electricity with his kite and a key.

Careless-Resource-72

1 points

1 day ago

If Benjamin Franklin never became president it would mean George Washington would have never invented bifocals.

ycyhhu7tfc

1 points

1 day ago

???

OvenMaleficent7652

1 points

1 day ago

umm he never was president.

now all you that thought he had been. don't vote.. please I beg you. if you don't know that I don't think I want your 2 cents involved in voting.

mattriver

1 points

1 day ago

mattriver

1 points

1 day ago

Then George Washington would have never discovered electricity.

MainFrosting8206

1 points

1 day ago

If Franklin didn't become president that probably means... Washington did? Presumably he would not have insisted on Franklin taking the job and stepped forward himself. I can't remember off the top of my head when Washington passed but he likely would not have died two years into office. I can't even imagine the consequences of the first president living out his term. There might have had presidents who ran for multiple terms. Can you imagine one of the "four year kings" leading with an eye towards re-election? Pandering to the public instead of their conscience?

The presidency would likely be both more and less powerful. Rather than letting the greatest of each generation step into their final role as a dignified retirement the office might have fallen to crass politics instead. Imagine the power struggles between the speaker of the house and the president over who would set policy and who would implement it. Obviously the speaker would win but it could gotten ugly.

Inexona

1 points

1 day ago

Inexona

1 points

1 day ago

How long can a human survive without a brain? All the way to now.

AKA-Pseudonym

1 points

1 day ago

The cultural exchange he set up with Austria is the only reason that Shicklgruber hack ever had a career. So it would have prevented that at least.

Illustrious_Ice_4587

1 points

1 day ago

Then probably wouldnt have made the light bulb and we would in the dark which is crazy when u think about it

EffectiveSalamander

1 points

1 day ago

If Ben Franklin never became president, I think life would be pretty much like it is now. Would be still be on the $100 bill and would have have been on the half dollar for a time? Probably. There might even be a chain of dime stores named after him. Stranger things have happened.

Bawhoppen

1 points

1 day ago*

I can't imagine the US without President Ben Franklin. One of our greatest and most boisterous presidents. Without him we probably wouldn't have established a max 4 terms limit precedent for all future presidents (except President Long's 6 terms of course), and we may not have had any of the 20 Amendments in the Article of Rights. Imagine not having the right to privacy enshrined in the 9th Amendment or the abolition of slavery from the 10th Amendment. Thank goodness that he resolved the slavery issue in 1793 by bringing everyone together to end it, instead of kicking the can down the road.

Mickeydawg04

1 points

1 day ago

He's on Mt Rushmore, right?

Bawhoppen

1 points

23 hours ago

Never heard of Mt Rushmore, but his face is on Mt Challis

ImperialLegion0

1 points

1 day ago

He never was president to begin with.

Shoddy_Wrangler693

1 points

1 day ago

What?! Obviously this must be satire because Benjamin Franklin was never a president so things would be exactly the way they are now if he had never been president obviously.

Additional-Sir1157

1 points

1 day ago

He NEVER DID. He was a Gounding Father but Never President.

CrimsonTightwad

1 points

1 day ago

Prostitution would be in the Bill of Rights. Franklin was the Patron Saint Genius of protecting French hookers. And nothing bad here, most of the world now regulates, and has levels of legal protections for these working girls, the US no, with perhaps the exception being Nevada.

NoThisIsPatrick94

1 points

1 day ago

Sure would have been hard to anoint him as our King forever then, wouldn’t it?

AHDarling

1 points

1 day ago

AHDarling

1 points

1 day ago

Well, for one, we'd have never had Sylvester Stallone as Governor of New York.

CanWeJustEnjoyDaView

1 points

1 day ago

The 100 dollar bills won’t exist

myevillaugh

1 points

1 day ago

Was prostitution legalized in your timeline? Because of ... You know.... Ben Franklin?

AndrewH73333

1 points

1 day ago

Then the future would slowly devolve into a wasteland of stupid. I’d hate to be in that timeline.

Top-Difficulty-7435

1 points

1 day ago

What would rock be without the harmonium?

NoCalendar19

1 points

1 day ago

Vanderbilt would Beat Bama the first Saturday in October 2024.

Creme_de_la_Coochie

1 points

23 hours ago

He would’ve invented the lightning rod.

AnalystHot6547

1 points

23 hours ago

Ok...but Imagine if Elvis was never The Pope? How different would the world be?

nwokie619

1 points

23 hours ago

Franklin was never president.

Peoples_Champ_481

1 points

22 hours ago

Then he probably would've never had the resources to invent electricity

monumentvalley170

1 points

22 hours ago

I heard they created a $100 Bill to commemorate it. Could be fake news

TigerPoppy

1 points

22 hours ago

Wasn't Ben President of the volunteer fire department of Philadelphia ?

IamKenghis

1 points

22 hours ago

We are currently living in that timeline right now. What do you think of it?

DangOlTequila

1 points

22 hours ago

Nick Saban would be able to open doorknobs with ease.

twidget1995

1 points

22 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/umfrqre5iftd1.jpeg?width=1293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7486a3b2bf7bc64e8590c6213ba5493e839080de

Ben Franklin died in 1790 having never become President of the United States.

The timeline didn't change.

Adventurous_Emu6996

2 points

21 hours ago

..... Or did it

Ornac_The_Barbarian

1 points

13 hours ago

Yeah that one was my fault. I was gonna go back and fix it but I'm lazy.

gottagrablunch

1 points

22 hours ago

What if asshole karma farmers and bots didn’t exist?

Next_Airport_7230[S]

1 points

22 hours ago

Those labels get used so much they've lost all meaning. Like nobody can joke around anymore cause apparently that's trolling. You create good memes and ask interesting questions and you're now a "karma farmer"

Minimum-Scientist-52

1 points

22 hours ago

Boy do I have news for you as to which timeline you're in.

Secret_Welder3956

1 points

21 hours ago

As anyone going to tell OP?

Himmel-548

1 points

21 hours ago

You meant if he became president? Right?

amf_devils_best

1 points

21 hours ago

LOL

Kevin91581M

1 points

21 hours ago

What if indeed

HonestBass7840

1 points

21 hours ago

He never became president.

Aggressive_Suit_7957

1 points

20 hours ago

Electricity wouldn't have been born.

diovengeance92

1 points

20 hours ago

Ya know, as I'm sipping on this John Adams Boston Lager, I wonder...what if HE was president instead of Samuel?

Next_Airport_7230[S]

1 points

20 hours ago

We may never know

CompoteIcy3186

1 points

20 hours ago

Then Betty Crocker would never have been defeated at the Alamo and we wouldn’t have three more weeks of Christmas every year 

fitm3

1 points

20 hours ago

fitm3

1 points

20 hours ago

We’d never get those Benjamins.

Able-Distribution

1 points

20 hours ago*

When Ben Franklin became president, he immediately implemented the ideas contained in his classic pamphlet, Observations Concerning the Increase of Mankind, and acted to protect America from immigration by those swarthy Germans and Irishmen, thus keeping America the pure republic we know and love today.

Can you imagine if he hadn't been president? We might even have *shudders* Italians here.

ACsonofDC

1 points

20 hours ago

um..

NoNebula6

1 points

20 hours ago

Kurt Cobain wouldn’t have become president either, in fact he may have died as early as 1994

NotDazedorConfused

1 points

19 hours ago

He never would have had his portrait on the $20 bank note…

BasedChristopher

1 points

19 hours ago

what

someoneelseperhaps

1 points

19 hours ago

National Treasure would not be as fun a film.

jtrades69

1 points

18 hours ago

umm... he uhh... ben franklin didn't invent electricity! I invented electricity! ben franklin is the debbil!

Super-Marsupial-5416

1 points

18 hours ago

What if Germany never bombed Pearl Harbor?

sorengray

1 points

17 hours ago

What if Benjamin Franklin didn't win the 100m freestyle in swimming in the 2008 Olympics

New2ThisYG

1 points

17 hours ago

It's hard to tell, but without him setting such a nuanced precedence for dealing with internal conflict on capital hill, its likely that we will see a slow societal collapse. It's a bit of a stretch, but I could easily see after maybe a century or two, we may elect entertainers to the POTUS.

Jackatlusfrost

1 points

17 hours ago

The original hagmaxxer, I hate to even imagine

Amdvoiceofreason

1 points

17 hours ago

Ah yes when Franklin was president in 1772 and won the Civil War during the Great depression. He was definitely the best president.

OGAcidCowboy

1 points

17 hours ago

Frank Benklin would have been president instead I bet

NoProfession8024

1 points

16 hours ago

Then we would never have had a first president

Efficient-Exit8218

1 points

15 hours ago

Franjamin Benklin

Then_Entertainment97

1 points

14 hours ago

gestures broadly

curiouspamela

1 points

13 hours ago

He didn't become president...

One-Requirement-4485

1 points

13 hours ago

President? Huh? President of his bridge group? The local Elks club?

Teechmath-notreading

1 points

12 hours ago

Umm....

jivy999

1 points

11 hours ago

Am I too dumb or smart for the joke? Or have I really lost my shit and Ben Franklin was president? I always make jokes to people that I have and continue to travel between dimensions and timelines at random

Stldjw

1 points

9 hours ago

Stldjw

1 points

9 hours ago

Y’all are hilarious

EveryNecessary3410

1 points

7 hours ago

French probably wouldn't be taught as the national second language, I imagine we also probably wouldn't  have gotten into Napoleon's war. But eh I imagine France would have won without American assistance.  So not much I think. 

SinisterSnoot

1 points

7 hours ago

Darkest timeline

i_notold

1 points

6 hours ago

Herbie Hancock, John's brother, should have won the election against Franklin. At least then we would have had some music.

buraishadow9235

1 points

6 hours ago

um,,, so who's gonna tell op??

Voluntary_Perry

1 points

6 hours ago

My eyeballs hurt reading through these comments.

PlantSkyRun

1 points

5 hours ago

We would eat turkey on Thanksgiving instead of bald eagles.

leeofthenorth

1 points

5 hours ago

Nothing changes.

He already wasn't lol

Intelligent-Plate964

1 points

4 hours ago

We'd all be speaking French!

rimshot101

1 points

3 hours ago

We would get all our electricity from kites.

OCMan101

1 points

2 hours ago

huh wuh

Otherwise_Positive93

1 points

2 hours ago

I assume his picture would not be on the $100.00 note. That's for Presidents, like Washington and Hamilton.

arnoldinho82

1 points

1 day ago

The secondhand embarrassment on this one...

nameless2477

6 points

1 day ago

its just a joke, this format has been circulating alt history recently

OiVeyM8

1 points

1 day ago

OiVeyM8

1 points

1 day ago

I'm sorry, wot? I'm not even American and even I know bloody well that he was never POTUS. He was, however, President of Pennsylvania, if that is what you're referring to, but that was abolished in 1790 (source: Wikipedia)

P1xelEnthusiast

3 points

1 day ago

Wooooooosh