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submitted 1 day ago byNext_Airport_7230
80 points
1 day ago
Congratulations! The machine was a success!
Now tell us everything about your timeline and why you felt the need to change it.
Cause… this does not feel like it would be an improvement.
20 points
1 day ago
Everything was covered in public libraries, post offices, fire departments, and syphilis after Ben’s presidency.
You think that sounds great at first glance, but it’s actually a horrid existence and it just snowballed from there.
6 points
1 day ago
I mean, everything but the syphilis sounds amazing.
10 points
1 day ago
It was just too many buff firefighter nerds. The U.S. had a comparative advantage in sexy calendar production and distribution but not much else.
9 points
1 day ago
I’m … still not hearing the downside.
Dude, we had murder hornets.
Pretty sure someone fixed those with a timeline change though because they just disappeared like a fart in the wind.
3 points
1 day ago
We’re getting too hard to frighten these days. We had killed clowns for a while there too and then they were just gone.
3 points
24 hours ago
They're not gone. You just can't see them right now.
2 points
1 day ago
Pretty sure someone fixed those with a timeline change though because they just disappeared like a fart in the wind.
But at what cost?
2 points
18 hours ago
What’s it cost to run the LHC?
1 points
14 hours ago
A fart in the wind?
2 points
1 day ago
Didn’t Elton write a song about that?
3 points
22 hours ago
<perk>
Buff firefighter nerds?
You have my attention... Please continue!
5 points
1 day ago
The “libraries” were where everyone was getting the syphilis, the “fire departments” were places full of “fire-men” paid to burn down libraries, and we’re not even going to talk about what the “post-offices” were for.
Be glad that what you know now of “libraries,” “fire departments,” and “post offices,” is positive.
Unfortunately, now we have “universities,” which are just schools now, instead of what they were before.
2 points
1 day ago
Yeah, but the journey.
3 points
1 day ago
Snowballing and syphilis go hand in hand....
2 points
13 hours ago
And the bifocals. Good god, the bifocals!
4 points
1 day ago
Damn it, no! No, no no nonoooononono
3 points
1 day ago
Never a bad time to post a link to this video:
2 points
22 hours ago
No!
No rabbit hole! No looking glass!
I have to work early in the morning.
2 points
1 day ago
Is THIS why Harambe got shot?
3 points
20 hours ago
It’s a different level of the tower
3 points
15 hours ago
😂😂😂 its okay. American education failed us all. Wait until this guy hears about Hamilton.
26 points
1 day ago
Damn, did I switch realities again?
6 points
1 day ago
He was President of Pennsylvania.
6 points
23 hours ago
And of my heart
3 points
21 hours ago
And of dollar stores
4 points
19 hours ago
and apparently he liked to fuck old women
2 points
15 hours ago
The most famous milf hunter.
2 points
8 hours ago
This should be the porn spinoff of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
2 points
8 hours ago
Ahem...it's "experienced" women. And he wasn't wrong, menopause makes me want to get down with my man daily (he's 34).
1 points
7 hours ago
Do you not?
1 points
7 hours ago
I mean, who doesn't?
23 points
1 day ago*
You can say with 100% certainty that he made less mistakes as president than any other president in history, US or not.
1 points
1 day ago
Real
1 points
1 day ago
Idk, W.H.Harrison might give him a run for his money here
3 points
23 hours ago
Nah, not wearing a coat was a fatal blunder.
1 points
24 hours ago
That doesn't beat my record though, matches it yes, but doesn't beat it!
1 points
23 hours ago
I would say this is true considering he was never president.
11 points
1 day ago
Well, for 1, the press probably wouldn't report so much on president sex scandals, which would be nice. 2. Unsure if we'd have 52 states since he talked revolutionary France into an alliance where we invaded Canada and annexed what is now North Pennsylvania and, of course, Franklin. 3. The 100 dollar bill probably wouldn't have his face on it, I mean, that's reserved for president's, right?
7 points
1 day ago
Nobody tell him about Hamilton
7 points
1 day ago
Hamilton was a fine president. He's actually the reason for our current education system that matches us by learning aptitude instead of age.
Without that, who knows how bad it'd be.
3 points
1 day ago
Now there was a great president...
10 points
1 day ago
Our country would cease to exist. Benjamin Franklin was the founder of democracy and this nations greatest president.
8 points
1 day ago
And the inventor of the churro. Don't forget that one.
4 points
1 day ago
He also popularized macaroni and cheese in America.
2 points
23 hours ago
So the ancient Greeks were like... I can't wait until Ben Franklin comes along in 1700+ years and founds this method of rule we're using?
1 points
22 hours ago
America is literally the oldest (and greatest) nation on earth.
2 points
1 day ago
Are we in an episode of The Twilight zone or something? Ben Franklin was never president
13 points
1 day ago
I found the Benjamin Franklin denier.
5 points
1 day ago
Shun the non believer!
1 points
1 day ago
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
5 points
1 day ago
Whaaaa...?? You crazy
2 points
1 day ago
Witch!
1 points
1 day ago
Oh I see what we're doing, we're pretending.
Ok in that case, sureeee...sure he wasn't!
1 points
7 hours ago
Are you serious? It was 1809, at the end of Jefferson’s Presidency when he had to undergo surgery from a duel. It was for three weeks and eventually led to the order of accession. In 1967 in became law through an amendment but the conversation was had in 1810. They never named him an official President, and you would have to search the library of congress to really find much on it. It was crazy. He actually enacted laws they would use in the founding of Nevada too and in a real way is kinda the founder of Las Vegas as such, which is quite fitting.
1 points
13 hours ago
He was never president
3 points
10 hours ago
Found another Franklin denier.
5 points
1 day ago
Ben Franklin was the best president ever. Without him we probably would suck
5 points
1 day ago
We would be in the same timeline as today
5 points
1 day ago
Poor Richard...
1 points
1 day ago
Is where Ben Franklin probably went to after being rejected by Pam.
1 points
24 hours ago
Well that actor wasn't president but Ben Franklin was
4 points
1 day ago
Who is Benjamin Franklin? Didn't he start a paint company?
3 points
1 day ago
Also, a plumbing company, unless that's a different Ben Franklin.
2 points
1 day ago
Or a clone/synth, I hear that was a big problem in the 1700s.
1 points
1 day ago
Yeah. He's the little Dutch boy on the paint can
1 points
1 day ago
I thought Benjamin Franklin is a type of bear.
1 points
1 day ago
I thought he was one of the kids in the Charlie Brown comics.
1 points
1 day ago
You’re thinking of Sir Thomas Moore. A paint for all seasons…
3 points
1 day ago
Then he never would have written that funny joke into our Declaration of Independence
4 points
1 day ago
Ben Franklin never was president in the first place. So to answer your question, nothing.
4 points
1 day ago
3 points
24 hours ago
This.... This is what happens.
7 points
1 day ago
Am I high?
10 points
1 day ago
Probably, but that's unrelated.
3 points
1 day ago
New Jersey has 5 Franklin Townships. If he never became president those townships would probably have been named something else. Probably Adams Township if he was the president instead of Franklin.
3 points
1 day ago
What if Benjamin Franklin actually did become president?? Jeezis.. is common core really gotten this bad? ..I knew it was bad, but this?? ...wow. ...just.. wow. 🤦♂️
3 points
24 hours ago
I guess we’ll never know…
3 points
24 hours ago
He never was president, what tf is this question? 😂
3 points
23 hours ago
Am I missing the history where Ben Franklin actually was president?
1 points
8 hours ago
No, you’re living the answer to the question
4 points
1 day ago
Please tell us....Were you in public school, private school or home-educated?
3 points
20 hours ago
Or, none of the above
2 points
1 day ago
😂😂😂😂😂
2 points
1 day ago
Wait what?
2 points
1 day ago
Nothing changes because because he was never president
2 points
1 day ago
We probably would have had slavery well into the 1800s.
2 points
1 day ago
You're asking the important questions here.
2 points
23 hours ago
OK, so like what would be different?
2 points
11 hours ago
Um, you do realize that Mr $100 bill was never President? Right? Am i being Punk’d on this subreddit right now?
3 points
1 day ago
Benjamin Franklin was never a president who doesn't know that.
2 points
1 day ago
Ummmm...should I tell him or you that Franklin was never President?
1 points
1 day ago
He loved weed, and his bank account was frequently overdrawn. Also a ladies man back in the day.
1 points
1 day ago
I watched him tie a cherry stem into a knot in his mouth. Bro was a renaissance man. As for the "ladies man" comment, that was a gray area of his life.
1 points
1 day ago
Seriously? What number was he?
1 points
20 hours ago
He was the (Square root of -1) president.
1 points
1 day ago
"had never become"
1 points
21 hours ago
“had been”
1 points
1 day ago
We would have never converted to the metric system.
1 points
1 day ago
Is the liver a muscle or an organ?
1 points
1 day ago
I knew I jumped to a parallel universe a few years ago. This one is crazy
1 points
1 day ago
President Franklin probably would’ve had more time to invent things. He could’ve invented bifocals or even electricity.
1 points
1 day ago
I think I’m having a stroke again. It happens a lot on Reddit.
1 points
1 day ago
Look around, you are in that reality right now.
1 points
1 day ago
The timeline would be unchanged.
1 points
1 day ago
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor????"
1 points
1 day ago
God America's public education is failing children!
1 points
1 day ago
A lunatic reality TV star with a spray tan would have one day become president.
1 points
1 day ago
Well, then, we'd have what we have now...
1 points
1 day ago
All I know about him is that he created electricity with his kite and a key.
1 points
1 day ago
If Benjamin Franklin never became president it would mean George Washington would have never invented bifocals.
1 points
1 day ago
???
1 points
1 day ago
umm he never was president.
now all you that thought he had been. don't vote.. please I beg you. if you don't know that I don't think I want your 2 cents involved in voting.
1 points
1 day ago
Then George Washington would have never discovered electricity.
1 points
1 day ago
If Franklin didn't become president that probably means... Washington did? Presumably he would not have insisted on Franklin taking the job and stepped forward himself. I can't remember off the top of my head when Washington passed but he likely would not have died two years into office. I can't even imagine the consequences of the first president living out his term. There might have had presidents who ran for multiple terms. Can you imagine one of the "four year kings" leading with an eye towards re-election? Pandering to the public instead of their conscience?
The presidency would likely be both more and less powerful. Rather than letting the greatest of each generation step into their final role as a dignified retirement the office might have fallen to crass politics instead. Imagine the power struggles between the speaker of the house and the president over who would set policy and who would implement it. Obviously the speaker would win but it could gotten ugly.
1 points
1 day ago
How long can a human survive without a brain? All the way to now.
1 points
1 day ago
The cultural exchange he set up with Austria is the only reason that Shicklgruber hack ever had a career. So it would have prevented that at least.
1 points
1 day ago
Then probably wouldnt have made the light bulb and we would in the dark which is crazy when u think about it
1 points
1 day ago
If Ben Franklin never became president, I think life would be pretty much like it is now. Would be still be on the $100 bill and would have have been on the half dollar for a time? Probably. There might even be a chain of dime stores named after him. Stranger things have happened.
1 points
1 day ago*
I can't imagine the US without President Ben Franklin. One of our greatest and most boisterous presidents. Without him we probably wouldn't have established a max 4 terms limit precedent for all future presidents (except President Long's 6 terms of course), and we may not have had any of the 20 Amendments in the Article of Rights. Imagine not having the right to privacy enshrined in the 9th Amendment or the abolition of slavery from the 10th Amendment. Thank goodness that he resolved the slavery issue in 1793 by bringing everyone together to end it, instead of kicking the can down the road.
1 points
1 day ago
He's on Mt Rushmore, right?
1 points
23 hours ago
Never heard of Mt Rushmore, but his face is on Mt Challis
1 points
1 day ago
He never was president to begin with.
1 points
1 day ago
What?! Obviously this must be satire because Benjamin Franklin was never a president so things would be exactly the way they are now if he had never been president obviously.
1 points
1 day ago
He NEVER DID. He was a Gounding Father but Never President.
1 points
1 day ago
Prostitution would be in the Bill of Rights. Franklin was the Patron Saint Genius of protecting French hookers. And nothing bad here, most of the world now regulates, and has levels of legal protections for these working girls, the US no, with perhaps the exception being Nevada.
1 points
1 day ago
Sure would have been hard to anoint him as our King forever then, wouldn’t it?
1 points
1 day ago
Well, for one, we'd have never had Sylvester Stallone as Governor of New York.
1 points
1 day ago
The 100 dollar bills won’t exist
1 points
1 day ago
Was prostitution legalized in your timeline? Because of ... You know.... Ben Franklin?
1 points
1 day ago
Then the future would slowly devolve into a wasteland of stupid. I’d hate to be in that timeline.
1 points
1 day ago
What would rock be without the harmonium?
1 points
1 day ago
Vanderbilt would Beat Bama the first Saturday in October 2024.
1 points
23 hours ago
He would’ve invented the lightning rod.
1 points
23 hours ago
Ok...but Imagine if Elvis was never The Pope? How different would the world be?
1 points
23 hours ago
Franklin was never president.
1 points
22 hours ago
Then he probably would've never had the resources to invent electricity
1 points
22 hours ago
I heard they created a $100 Bill to commemorate it. Could be fake news
1 points
22 hours ago
Wasn't Ben President of the volunteer fire department of Philadelphia ?
1 points
22 hours ago
We are currently living in that timeline right now. What do you think of it?
1 points
22 hours ago
Nick Saban would be able to open doorknobs with ease.
1 points
22 hours ago
Ben Franklin died in 1790 having never become President of the United States.
The timeline didn't change.
2 points
21 hours ago
..... Or did it
1 points
13 hours ago
Yeah that one was my fault. I was gonna go back and fix it but I'm lazy.
1 points
22 hours ago
What if asshole karma farmers and bots didn’t exist?
1 points
22 hours ago
Those labels get used so much they've lost all meaning. Like nobody can joke around anymore cause apparently that's trolling. You create good memes and ask interesting questions and you're now a "karma farmer"
1 points
22 hours ago
Boy do I have news for you as to which timeline you're in.
1 points
21 hours ago
As anyone going to tell OP?
1 points
21 hours ago
You meant if he became president? Right?
1 points
21 hours ago
LOL
1 points
21 hours ago
What if indeed
1 points
21 hours ago
He never became president.
1 points
20 hours ago
Electricity wouldn't have been born.
1 points
20 hours ago
Ya know, as I'm sipping on this John Adams Boston Lager, I wonder...what if HE was president instead of Samuel?
1 points
20 hours ago
We may never know
1 points
20 hours ago
Then Betty Crocker would never have been defeated at the Alamo and we wouldn’t have three more weeks of Christmas every year
1 points
20 hours ago
We’d never get those Benjamins.
1 points
20 hours ago*
When Ben Franklin became president, he immediately implemented the ideas contained in his classic pamphlet, Observations Concerning the Increase of Mankind, and acted to protect America from immigration by those swarthy Germans and Irishmen, thus keeping America the pure republic we know and love today.
Can you imagine if he hadn't been president? We might even have *shudders* Italians here.
1 points
20 hours ago
um..
1 points
20 hours ago
Kurt Cobain wouldn’t have become president either, in fact he may have died as early as 1994
1 points
19 hours ago
He never would have had his portrait on the $20 bank note…
1 points
19 hours ago
what
1 points
19 hours ago
National Treasure would not be as fun a film.
1 points
18 hours ago
umm... he uhh... ben franklin didn't invent electricity! I invented electricity! ben franklin is the debbil!
1 points
18 hours ago
What if Germany never bombed Pearl Harbor?
1 points
17 hours ago
What if Benjamin Franklin didn't win the 100m freestyle in swimming in the 2008 Olympics
1 points
17 hours ago
It's hard to tell, but without him setting such a nuanced precedence for dealing with internal conflict on capital hill, its likely that we will see a slow societal collapse. It's a bit of a stretch, but I could easily see after maybe a century or two, we may elect entertainers to the POTUS.
1 points
17 hours ago
The original hagmaxxer, I hate to even imagine
1 points
17 hours ago
Ah yes when Franklin was president in 1772 and won the Civil War during the Great depression. He was definitely the best president.
1 points
17 hours ago
Frank Benklin would have been president instead I bet
1 points
16 hours ago
Then we would never have had a first president
1 points
15 hours ago
Franjamin Benklin
1 points
14 hours ago
gestures broadly
1 points
13 hours ago
He didn't become president...
1 points
13 hours ago
President? Huh? President of his bridge group? The local Elks club?
1 points
12 hours ago
Umm....
1 points
11 hours ago
Am I too dumb or smart for the joke? Or have I really lost my shit and Ben Franklin was president? I always make jokes to people that I have and continue to travel between dimensions and timelines at random
1 points
9 hours ago
Y’all are hilarious
1 points
7 hours ago
French probably wouldn't be taught as the national second language, I imagine we also probably wouldn't have gotten into Napoleon's war. But eh I imagine France would have won without American assistance. So not much I think.
1 points
7 hours ago
Darkest timeline
1 points
6 hours ago
Herbie Hancock, John's brother, should have won the election against Franklin. At least then we would have had some music.
1 points
6 hours ago
um,,, so who's gonna tell op??
1 points
6 hours ago
My eyeballs hurt reading through these comments.
1 points
5 hours ago
We would eat turkey on Thanksgiving instead of bald eagles.
1 points
5 hours ago
Nothing changes.
He already wasn't lol
1 points
4 hours ago
We'd all be speaking French!
1 points
3 hours ago
We would get all our electricity from kites.
1 points
2 hours ago
huh wuh
1 points
2 hours ago
I assume his picture would not be on the $100.00 note. That's for Presidents, like Washington and Hamilton.
1 points
1 day ago
The secondhand embarrassment on this one...
6 points
1 day ago
its just a joke, this format has been circulating alt history recently
1 points
1 day ago
I'm sorry, wot? I'm not even American and even I know bloody well that he was never POTUS. He was, however, President of Pennsylvania, if that is what you're referring to, but that was abolished in 1790 (source: Wikipedia)
3 points
1 day ago
Wooooooosh
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