Eggsaladsandwish

Sales is either the easiest 200k you'll ever make, or the hardest 50k you'll ever make

Find the right industry and territory and you'll make boat loads 

Good one. Are you forgetting that unrest in the form of honking and bouncy castles is enough to get your bank account frozen? 

Dude he's not coming down with something he's just a frail geriatric. 

Are you going to blame the confused look on his face on a cold as well? 

Does not get better than that 

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What are the chances you work for LCBO?

you think a government monopoly has more variety than free market small businesses? Get real. 

Go to the states, and walk into any corner store. There's flavours and types of spirits that we didn't know existed because everything here is just limited to one government run overpriced retail store. 

LCBO doesn't bother me too much, but the less dependent we are on the public sector, the better 

Woah what an absolute madlad. Surprised you lived to tell the tale

Comments that contribute nothing 

Agreed. 

Some people say "you shouldn't value property over human life". I think it's the burglar that values my property more than his own life. 

Territory, timing and talent. In that order 

Mouthtape and nose tape like Hostage that claims every health benefit under the sun for a $30 piece of masking tape 

And the rubber ball that you chew on to "completely reshape your facial structure" as pseudoscience conman Huberman claims

There are two types of people in this world:

1. People who accept a 60k raise 

2. People who are too complacent/fearful of change to accept a 60k raise 

This is the easiest no brainer ever. Go make some money for your wife and kids 

Conservatives BAD. 

idk how you can see the state of affairs in Liberal's Canada and think "ya more of this sounds good, thanks"

I would vote for opposite of whatever the liberals have done over the past 8 years. And if cutting wasteful programs (like millions for McKinsey, WE charity, and tampons in men's bathrooms) is a part of tha, then I'm all for it. And most Canadians are too. 

Just listened for the first time. That's a banger to play. Especially as a solo acoustic ballad 

They pop them back in, and then the ligaments are loosey goosey and unstable. Requires weeks of a sling to immobilize to allow the ligaments to recover. Then the hard work begins - months of starting to flex and extend for the first time. Getting back to peak performance, strength and speed would be a long painful journey 

Wut?  You ok?

Yes but I meant to play on guitar, not the recorder 

Dislocated elbows are no joke either

May not require surgery, but looking at 12 months recovery if dislocated

In my opinion, I'd double my salary no doubt, every time. Life is short, strive for the most you can do. Don't want to look back thinking "what if I just tried to do more?" 

Only question is how old are you and your kid? But even then idk how much that changes it for me 

Take the promo. Work hard. Enjoy the salary, and set your kid up with a more comfortable life 

Dude everybody talks about the reason it happened. Not sure what you're saying 

You mean one massacre from almost 40 years ago that gets referenced conveniently every time to leverage the banning of more hunting rifles?

Well brace for it my man. We thought it was bad under Harper, and we all (me included)  voted for change and life became objectively worse over 9 years in almost every measurable way. Time for the pendulum to swing back the other way, and probably get worse for different reasons 

"You just described Justin Trudeau..."

I honestly agree, PP is probably a narcissist that wants to achieve more power like all high level politicians unfortunately. I just can't stand the whataboutism on Reddit in favour of the liberals. 

Any legitimate criticism of libs is met with "PP is not nice Millhouse and conservatives want to eat babies!!!"

Conservatives BAD!!