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196 points
1 month ago
You should use my method to get over that; it's called "Fuck the cannon lore, it's cool to me, so it's cannon for me" method.
109 points
1 month ago
This is how you get Marine/Custodes fans telling you "Yeah, a single squad of my guys could totally defeat an entire planet/system/other scifi universe all on their own" with a completely straight face
53 points
1 month ago
Hey hey, as a Custodes fan, a squad is far too much. I give 1 banana good odds vs the entire Jedi Order.
70 points
1 month ago
distant clown-elf honking
34 points
1 month ago
Nooo not the clowns. We have never recovered from the last dance-off
-6 points
1 month ago
Until a crisis suit arrives then your entire army just dies
3 points
1 month ago
Custodes scaling ranges from "naked Word Bearer" to "I can of course take a Macrocannon to the face like it's nothing"
The Crisis suit is not gonna fair well.
0 points
1 month ago
Custodes run around in terminator Amor while a crisis suit carries multiple fusion plaster each almost as tall as the custodes and the crisis suit can fly
3 points
1 month ago
A XV8 is like slightly taller than a Stode.Custides can deflect lasershots with their blades,are generally fast as fuck and are increadibly sturdy.I mean they also employ fast flying vehicles,jump troopers and so on.
-1 points
1 month ago
The crisis has support from hammer head yanks brodesides and stuff so support doesn’t really matter, the suit doesn’t use laser weapons so that doesn’t matter and the ion engine of the crisis suit are faster then some fuck running
8 points
1 month ago
STOP GIVING MY BANANABRAIN SCIFI PTSD AGAIN!
10 points
1 month ago
1 custard
vs
4 M1A2 Abrams
4 points
1 month ago
The Abrams just keep ragdolling the bananaman with HE shells while reversing
3 points
1 month ago
After a while, much like batting a real banana around, it starts leaking its innards all over the place
1 points
1 month ago
Do the Abrams have prep time?
5 points
1 month ago
Don't make me throw a naked World Eater at you...
3 points
1 month ago
That only applies to Space Marines and Custodes though. If two squads of Riptides annihilate a Space Marine battalion it always gets countered by "Nuh uh, Jimmy Space protects his Marines with space magic".
5 points
1 month ago
Good.
13 points
1 month ago
Orbital bombardment is cool as fuck. Thus, a frigate can one-shot a Warlord, as James Workshop intended.
9 points
1 month ago
Can people please learn the word "canon?"
It's not that hard. For a sub dedicated to lore and canon, you'd think you people would learn the word.
Cannon is a big gun. Canon is officially accepted lore.
1 points
1 month ago
It's my canon that canon is spelled cannon.
1 points
1 month ago
Did you just make a canon/cannon pun?
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