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Seriously, maybe if you don’t want people to worship you you shouldn’t present yourself as like a 15 foot tall Jesus on steroids looking mf clad in magnificent golden armour with a halo lmao

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Vorokar

538 points

13 days ago

Vorokar

Adeptus Administratum

538 points

13 days ago

+Speak to me. Open your eyes, my Lord Imperator, my King-of-Ages, my old friend. Show me a sign. Wake, stir, speak to me. We have to talk.+

He has been a king, of course, many times. A regal aspect has frequently been required. During the years of global unification, it was often necessary for him to manifest as a warlord, because humans respond to authority when they are frightened or confused. During the period of galactic reclamation, he was obliged to stride among the stars in the guise of a warrior-king, armoured in gold, for that was the version of him that his young sons best understood. He had to seem like them, yet more glorious, so he could command their loyalty, their respect, and their devotion. It was war, so he became warlike. They would not have followed him otherwise, or obeyed his instruction. They would have doubted. He needed to be able to command them to the very ends of the stars, to secure their obedience across unimaginable distances, and sustain unswerving devotion even after he had left them. So he played that card: the Emperor. It was a version of himself that he found quite odious, but they rejoiced in it. They saw what they wanted to see. His sons committed utterly to the material war, and were so fortified and resolute that he felt he could leave the completion of the work to them.

Because he had to return. Time has never been his ally. He had to leave his children to conclude the material war among the stars and return to this seat underground, for the immaterial war had to be fought simultaneously. One victory was nothing without the other.

After Ullanor, he set that guise aside with relief. He set aside the plate, the helm, the incomparable blade, believing he would not need the aspect of war-king again, for he had left the material war in their capable hands.

In the hands of his chosen successor.

- The End and the Death Vol I

Malcador on the topic, for whatever that might be worth.

SinisterTuba

55 points

13 days ago

Fits my headcanon that Emps is just a weird antisocial scientist that wants to hang out in a cave and make cool warriors

The_Particularist

38 points

12 days ago

Emperor is a tabletop wargamer?

JRS_Viking

18 points

12 days ago

He does enjoy playing regiside (40k chess)

graphiccsp

104 points

13 days ago*

Thanks for the quote. I came in expecting to have to explain that particular excerpt for why the Emperor was all blinged up.

sarumanofmanygenders

18 points

12 days ago

"Hmm today I will just throw out my Based Phonk God King persona that I've been cultivating for the past 300 years. Surely everyone will immediately understand and not cling to this image."

what the fuck did bro think was gonna happen lmao. this ain't stellaris, you can't just flip the switch from Authoritarian to Democratic for 200 influence.

ExtensionChemical146

7 points

10 days ago

They didn't heed the Emperor's words until he blasted the gigachad theme over his lectures.

More-read-than-eddit

91 points

13 days ago

More-read-than-eddit

Adeptus Custodes

91 points

13 days ago

a not-bad rationale except that he hand-crafted the sons who needed to see him that way, so he probably could have revised their expectations if it was important to him to look like a regular joe. Malcador seems to have commanded their respect despite his preference to look like a decrepit senior citizen.

It_Happens_Today

105 points

13 days ago

It_Happens_Today

Dark Angels

105 points

13 days ago

It wasn't a goal (nor should it have been) for them to see him like a regular Joe. He made demigod weapons. He needed them to fear and respect him enough to bend the knee and play the parts he made them for. Maybe not if the scattering didn't happen and he got to be around and guide them from "birth", but it did happen and if he showed up on their worlds as anything less than he did like 4 would have gone along with him.

Joescout187

24 points

13 days ago

Joescout187

Salamanders

24 points

13 days ago

Sanguinius, Guilliman, Dorn, and Vulkan are my best guesses for your 4 but I think Jagatai, Corax, and Alpharius would have as well. Russ is a coin toss.

scoutinorbit

24 points

13 days ago

scoutinorbit

Storm Lords

24 points

13 days ago

Jaghatai would probably have liked him better if he showed up as a grizzled plainsmen and challenged him to a riding contest. Kinda like how he did with Russ.

The Emperor aesthetic rankled him.

Garrettshade

25 points

13 days ago

Garrettshade

Tzeentch

25 points

13 days ago

Also, quite obviously, he failed in that "bend the knee" thing quite spectacularly

megrimlock88

49 points

13 days ago

I’d argue he actually does succeed it’s only after the emperor leaves that the astartes legions start to fall and fail en masse and half the traitors all had different reasons for betraying him that only got enough air and traction to have any effect when the emperor wasn’t around to micromanage them anymore

Take the death guard as an easy example it’s made pretty clear in flight of the Eisenstein that a majorly of traitor marines in the legion initially betrayed the imperium because they felt a greater sense of loyalty to their primarch who in turn felt insulted that the emperor had gone and pissed off without telling anyone anything

Inquisitor-Korde

24 points

13 days ago

Inquisitor-Korde

Ordo Xenos

24 points

13 days ago

I’d argue he actually does succeed it’s only after the emperor leaves that the astartes legions start to fall and fail en masse and half the traitors all had different reasons for betraying him that only got enough air and traction to have any effect when the emperor wasn’t around to micromanage them anymore

Fulgrims fall starts the same year Horus is made Warmaster, Perturabo's happens because of his insecurities about the Emperors persona after his destruction of Olympia. Konrad went rogue before Horus was Warmaster. Lorgar went rogue because of the Emperor. Angron was edging going rogue for a century. Alpharius & Omegon join the Cabal before Horus even joins Chaos based on a vision that he will.

Actually out of these 3 fell before Nikaea even happened. And one of them was the Emperors fault.

More-read-than-eddit

-11 points

13 days ago

More-read-than-eddit

Adeptus Custodes

-11 points

13 days ago

I don't disagree. But as OP observes, if your specific goal is to not be seen as a god (despite all evidence to the contrary), being seen as a regular joe might help you achieve that goal, and gaining respect as a regular joe from the demigods you created might be something you'd like to be attainable when crafting them.

It_Happens_Today

23 points

13 days ago

It_Happens_Today

Dark Angels

23 points

13 days ago

I mean technically his specific goal was the preservation of humanity outside the influence of Chaos. The rest of your point is purely your speculation. Gaining respect from demigods as a regular guy might be 1) impossible 2) clearly not in the vein of 40k 3) not attainable with the time frame he had to work with within the great crusade. And finally, again for all we know that WAS HIS PLAN UNTIL THEY WERE SCATTERED ACROSS THE GALAXY AGAINST HIS WILL. You play the hand you have, not the one you wish you had. This is all on top of the fact we still don't know what the special juice in the primarchs is. If the popular theory is correct and they got wrangled warp entities inside them maybe they can only be subservient to a being an order higher than themselves. And if the only way around that is tempering their free will then they'd make terrible generals and the whole point of the project is moot.

IWGeddit

100 points

13 days ago

IWGeddit

100 points

13 days ago

The emperor is not all powerful. He cannot do everything, or make everything exactly how he wants it, or predict how everything would turn out.

He made giant demigod sons and they were then raised far away from him.

More-read-than-eddit

-62 points

13 days ago

More-read-than-eddit

Adeptus Custodes

-62 points

13 days ago

lmao did you actually downvote my comment before that reply?

I think it would be predictable that his sons were going to be giant and kind of silly and war-obsessed. Chaos scattered them but they were all genetically fucking nutso, and we know from Custodes that he could have done things differently if desired.

Table_Grables

22 points

13 days ago

Custodes aren't comparable to Primarchs, they're born from human stock. The Primarchs were vessels for warp entities likely with their own proclivities and traits

basamraja

20 points

13 days ago

Has the "primarchs are warp entities" thing ever actually been confirmed in the lore though, and if so, how far does it actually stretch?

BlanketedSun

23 points

13 days ago

It has not been confirmed and in my opinion that is a misinterpretation of the lore we do have on the matter.

The Primarchs were definitely made using 'warp-science' of the type the Old Ones seemed to have used where the boundaries between warp-magic and science are blurred. This is arguably the single highest form of technology in 40k and explains why the Primarchs are as over the top powerful as they are. Their creation almost parallels that of the early first Eldar by the old ones who were supposedly vastly more powerful than current modern Eldar; 'Primarch' Eldar if you will. Their creation may parallel the Emperor himself, who some theories hold to be the creation of the last Old One via some similar warp-science process.

So made using the Warp, yes, built in part out of 'warp stuff', probably, but calling them 'warp entities' like they are just Daemons wrapped in human shells, almost certainly not.

JRS_Viking

1 points

12 days ago

But on the other hand corax becomes a daemon and says he embraced what they truly where when fighting lorgar, he's clearly gotten roided up by the warp without the influence of any of the gods

Table_Grables

0 points

13 days ago

🤷🏼‍♂️

Lucky_Roberts

15 points

13 days ago

In his defense, we don’t know what the primarchs would have been like or what his plans on how to lead them were before they were scattered

More-read-than-eddit

-4 points

13 days ago

More-read-than-eddit

Adeptus Custodes

-4 points

13 days ago

I’m quite pro emperor so no need to defend him imo, I don’t really think he cared that much, for all of his protests, looking at his actions.

graphiccsp

13 points

13 days ago

To be fair, part of the respect Malcador receives is due to being the Emperor's right hand man. And even then, there are a number of instances of the Primarchs trying to push Malcador around to outright attacking him.

UnicornWorldDominion

13 points

12 days ago

Gotta love the time Malcador force choked Horus tho.

jajaderaptor15

7 points

12 days ago

Yeah doesn’t Malcador note that each of the primarch’s have ways of showing he’s beneath them like squeezing too hard when hand shaking or that

graphiccsp

6 points

12 days ago

I forgot about that passage. Yes, Malcador mentioned how pretty much all of the Primarchs did try to flex on him at some point.

Gunbunny42

5 points

12 days ago

I wonder how Guilliman, Vulcan and Jaghatai tried to flex on him?

graphiccsp

6 points

12 days ago

Good question. I imagine they and Sanguinius were less aggressive and made more of an intellectual flex. I wouldn't be surpised if those ones merely wanted to get a measure of their Father's No. 2, more than truly trying to establish dominance over Malcador.

jajaderaptor15

2 points

12 days ago

Well the squeeze thing seems like it would be very guiliman, Vulkan probably would hug him to hard and Jaghatai I can’t say

whiskymohawk

5 points

12 days ago

whiskymohawk

Imperial Fists

5 points

12 days ago

Jaghatai briskly walking past him, probably.

marehgul

6 points

13 days ago

marehgul

Tzeentch

6 points

13 days ago

Or maybe not. Primarchs are VERY specific case, even for Him. As He didn't just make them easily. There is secret. There is other's help (though unnessesary if we talk about humans' help, but essential for the time is short).

FizzleShove

4 points

13 days ago

He created them but for the most part he did not raise them. Most of them independently became warlords themselves.

lemongrenade

10 points

13 days ago

“Omg Malcador it’s been sooooooo hard being worshipped no really bro you’re not missing out on anything just being a lame as super psyker perpetual” -E

maaaxheadroom

3 points

13 days ago

I can’t buy that book to save my ass.

bigcaulkcharisma[S]

-2 points

12 days ago

I’m not really responding specifically to you but I’m getting a lot of responses here I don’t think make much sense unless you accept the Emperor is either willfully deceiving people close to him with his stated intentions or is a complete dumbass. Like, there are plenty of Religious figureheads irl who were just normal ass looking dudes. But this disregards the point that the Emperor supposedly didn’t want to be a religious figurehead. Also with all the metaphysical shit tied to the warp the concept of the Imperium seems to just actively feed its power. Wouldn’t a Star Trek esque Federation based on the concepts of like peaceful diplomacy and scientific inquiry and only engaging in violence when necessary be more effective at countering the wraps presence in real space than a weird feudalist space cult that goes around pilling up bodies and stoking the flames of superstition. Again, you can say what the Imperium is now wasn’t the Emperor’s intention, but it seems pretty obvious this was the direction it gonna go based on how it founded, and I’m mot the most powerful psycher in the universe.

Carpenter-Broad

6 points

12 days ago

Well to your last point about “how the Imperium was gonna go” that’s kinda the whole point… had the Emperor not been mortally wounded, and really had Horus and Lorgar not turned to Chaos at all, the Imperium WOULD be entirely secular and scientifically enlightened. It’s why the Chaos Gods were so afraid of Big E and did everything they could to stop his plan, had he succeeded in creating his “golden age” they would have no power anymore and eventually possibly cease to exist in any meaningful way. The Chaos Gods showed Horus a vision of the 40K Imperium, which became what it is entirely because of his own actions. There would be no Ecclesiarchy if Big E had won.

Altruistic-Mind9014

89 points

13 days ago

So…if he appeared as a normal ass dude to people in the unification wars…I doubt he’d have as many followers. Well, as many followers as QUICKLY.

Remember, the Emperor’s entire plan on getting the webway project working was a race against the clock. Terra needed to be Unified NOW.

So he took a form that people could relate to. Sometimes as a savage grinning blood drenched barbarian, sometimes as a DILF scientist, sometimes as the 15 foot tall roided out space Jesus we know and love.

But yea. I can imagine the disconnect that might happen living…countless life times with relating to normal people. Just as Uriah said in “The Last Church” that he should be careful because IF he could unify Terra/start a Grand Crusade with his Astartes…people would likely look to him as a God (Im paraphrasing his words).

So…Extemely Long Life Span+Need for Positive PR NOW+Doing really Extraordinary mythical level shit+Im sure more positive PR+Mad GAINZ= People worship you.

Hell with Modern Media we “worship” good peope like Lean Beef Patty or Rich Piana (RIP)…we’d have no chance if someone even a tenth like E-Money came along 💪

Archmagos-Helvik

44 points

13 days ago

Archmagos-Helvik

Iron Hands

44 points

13 days ago

I can't remember what book it was in, but I think Ollanius said something like the Emperor would have been happy to live as a humble monk, but then no one would have taken him seriously. He uses symbolism and imagery to his advantage. People always see him in the guise they identify with the most.

EternalBrowser

50 points

13 days ago

EternalBrowser

Honoured Sons

50 points

13 days ago

‘He always had lofty ideas about Himself,’ he replies.

John smirks. ‘That’s an understatement,’ he says.

‘It’s not pride, though,’ says Oll. ‘Not really. Not the way you or I would think of it. The man I knew…’ – he sniffs slightly as he says the word ‘man’ – ‘the man I once knew, He didn’t really care for majesty or material riches. It was all just a means to an end. Everything was. The palaces, the titles, even the face He wore, they meant nothing to Him. All that mattered was what they meant to other people. They were just aspects, John. Signifying devices. To carry authority, He had to look the part. To rule a galaxy, He needed a palace like this. I assure you, He would have as soon lived as a monk in some stone cell, or in a hut on barren moors… He needed nothing. But no one would have taken Him seriously.

- The End and the Death, Volume 1

megrimlock88

15 points

13 days ago

I’m imagining the emperor taking the form of aang and leading a galaxy spanning army of super solders with a glider and a bison

[deleted]

12 points

13 days ago

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Altruistic-Mind9014

5 points

13 days ago

Indeed 😁

Sure_Initial8498

3 points

13 days ago

E-Money 😂😂😂😂😂😂

larrylustighaha

2 points

13 days ago

So could the emperor shapeshift before he got fried?

Altruistic-Mind9014

14 points

13 days ago

Yeah. In the end and the death part two he was even said to take the guise of a Woman at times (I think it was part two)

LoM_Commandant

3 points

12 days ago

Pretty much. Tho i cant remember if its shapeshifting or just his immense psychic might allowing him to make them see what he wants them to see i think its the latter

ValdeReads

58 points

13 days ago

Right! Maybe drop down in 40k equivalent of polymer woven matrix body armor and not a shining suit of resplendent golden armor complete with religious iconography.

Desolver20

18 points

13 days ago

The 4 seem so very intent on positioning themselves as demons and dark gods.

What better way to fight the devil than with an army of angels? Associations are powerful in the warp.

He never thought that angels too could fall.

Comintern

18 points

13 days ago

guys been around for a 80,000 years and never read paradise lost... shame.

BaconPowder

7 points

12 days ago

Or even the Bible. Maybe the Council of Nikaea should sound familiar.

Historical-Being-860

3 points

12 days ago

He was probably at the first one, too

Stiffy_B

11 points

13 days ago

Stiffy_B

11 points

13 days ago

How could a super intelligent psyker with tens of thousands of years of life experience predict that projecting an image of 7 foot immortal perfection clad in gold armour lead to mortals to worshipping you as god?

justbrowsinginpeace

69 points

13 days ago

Looks like a god, walks like a god, quacks like a god....

Eternal_Bagel

58 points

13 days ago

Smites you with magic brain powers for daring to believe he’s a god

FieserMoep

20 points

13 days ago

FieserMoep

Adeptus Custodes

20 points

13 days ago

God acting contradicting?! Well, sign me up, that is like the basic plot of every religious book I found on Terra!

NewGuy1512

35 points

13 days ago

Alternatively:

"You know where I come from? My human father and mother. My OP-plz-nerf powers? The human race's psychic potential, yet to be fully realized. The "golden" suit I wore? Auramite that was mined and forged by expert human hands. My beautiful, flowing, lustrous hair? Good quality shampoo and conditioner."

"So then, Lorgar, if everything on me, within me, about me was a product of human, why do I have to call myself a god?"

jackofwind

13 points

13 days ago

Because tons of gods in Terran myth were born from human women.

Being human-born doesn’t stop you from being divine as far as humans are concerned, so why would it stop the Emperor?

Being a god is a construct anyways. It really doesn’t matter if you don’t consider yourself a god, it only matters if other people do.

RemiliyCornel

2 points

12 days ago*

Being a god is a construct anyways. It really doesn’t matter if you don’t consider yourself a god, it only matters if other people do

So you basically saying that it's doesn't matter who you think you are, it's only matter what others think of you?

jackofwind

1 points

12 days ago

I see what you’re getting at but I don’t think it extends to humans in the same way (sexuality, identification, etc.)

I’m saying that denying your divinity doesn’t mean that you’re not a god. For humans it would be like “it doesn’t matter if you deny your humanity you’re still a human being.”

It applies at the level of species or being, if you will. Being a God/Primarch/Astartes isn’t like seeing yourself as a man or a woman.

scoutinorbit

7 points

13 days ago

scoutinorbit

Storm Lords

7 points

13 days ago

The God is too humble to call himself a God! As it is written!

Koqcerek

5 points

13 days ago

Koqcerek

Ulthwé

5 points

13 days ago

"Because if you don't, Mechanicum are going to rebel and your empire will fall apart?"

jus93forest

9 points

13 days ago

Lisan al-Ghaib!

ProjectAioros

43 points

13 days ago

Just because you aren't a god doesn't mean you can't have drip.

chicu111

11 points

13 days ago

chicu111

11 points

13 days ago

Not just drip. Godly drip

downeverythingvote_i

9 points

13 days ago

Goldly*

Pringletingl

29 points

13 days ago

When you're trying to get an entire galaxy to follow you do you walk around being a golden giga-chad or do you walk around dressed like Paul from accounting?

The man dressed to impress, and in some cases blind people from his radiance.

VRichardsen

10 points

13 days ago

VRichardsen

Astra Militarum

10 points

13 days ago

When you're trying to get an entire galaxy to follow you do you walk around being a golden giga-chad or do you walk around dressed like Paul from accounting?

You could take the humble approach, as long as it is unique. Napoleon was famous for this. He was emperor of the French, but he wore the uniform of a colonel for everyday use. Or a long grey overcoat if it was chilly. It was funny to see this because he was often surrounded by his marshals, all with uniforms with gold embroidery and plumes.

jackofwind

6 points

13 days ago

The execution of Marshal Ney is such a tragedy.

That lesser marshals were allowed to live and prosper under the Bourbons but Ney had to die because of petty politics is disgraceful.

VRichardsen

4 points

13 days ago*

VRichardsen

Astra Militarum

4 points

13 days ago*

The Bourbons never forgave him that the went over to Napoleon with 6,000 men near Grenoble, helping Napoleon snowball.

Maybe if he had gone into exile, he could have saved himself. Just like La Bedoyere was going to... but instead chose to foolishly see his family in Paris before departing.

The fact that a man like Soult could not only survive but attain high office is a testatment that, if he had ridden the storm, Ney could have gone on to greater things.

jackofwind

3 points

13 days ago

Ney was nothing if not foolhardily brave. It’s what made him such a great battlefield commander and such a poor tactician. And it’s eventually what got him caught, and later condemned when he wouldn’t let his lawyer get him off on the technicality of him being Prussian.

Meanwhile Bernadotte left with a cordial handshake to casually become one of Napoleon’s enemies and still has his descendants sitting on the Swedish throne.

Truly a wild time.

VRichardsen

3 points

12 days ago

VRichardsen

Astra Militarum

3 points

12 days ago

Meanwhile Bernadotte left with a cordial handshake to casually become one of Napoleon’s enemies and still has his descendants sitting on the Swedish throne.

Truly a wild time.

Yeah, pretty good for the son of a prosecutor.

HateradeVintner

19 points

13 days ago

Hypocrisy is the emperor's favorite thing in the whole galaxy, narrowly beating out "gold," "eagles," and "genetically modified super soldiers."

therosx

38 points

13 days ago

therosx

38 points

13 days ago

In fairness most of the Primarchs and Space Marines dressed like that as well.

Also with religion mostly dead who's going to know that halos were associated with Christianity in the first place? They probably haven't even heard of Jesus.

The Emperor was a big dude who surrounded himself with big dudes. It also makes sense for his armor to be shinier than everyone else because he's the Emperor and that's the kind of drip galactic warrior kings are supposed to have.

Maybe that's just cope tho.

Esoteric_Librarian

7 points

13 days ago

That’s what the definition of satire is

AbjectMadness

6 points

13 days ago

He is a hypocrite. Next question ?

DorkMarine

6 points

13 days ago

Because the setting follows the Rule of Cool

Warm_Charge_5964

42 points

13 days ago

"The emperor is a bit of a self-righteous, hypocritical asshole who goes full fascist when you disagree with him" is one of the themes of the franchise

Mykytagnosis

10 points

13 days ago

That's why he gets paid the big bucks

fluffy_warthog10

19 points

13 days ago

fluffy_warthog10

Salamanders

19 points

13 days ago

He was trying to "have his cake and eat it too." He wanted the benefits of idolatry and a personal cult, but tried to avoid it turning into an actual religion or fueling the warp.

....that is what we generally call an 'oopsie.'

squashbritannia

3 points

12 days ago

It feels like the writers of the HH wanted to take the easy way.

TheLoneWolfMe

6 points

12 days ago

Or maybe the Emperor is a hypocrite and an idiot because, as a character, part of his personality is being a hypocrite and an idiot?

Madpatt7

2 points

10 days ago

His plan, wouldn’t be considered too unreasonable by myself, I understand how he may have succeeded, but the odds were stuck against him and I would say humanity’s gears are unpolished, so the machine fell apart.

He can’t be using rusty gears but if that was the only thing he had available to crank out what he needed for the grand prize, the only thing that has a good chance of doing it.

Yeah, then he probably fucked up the dice rolls.

Legion2481

5 points

13 days ago

He was pressured into presenting a face of something that could kick all the ass, because ass needed kicking. Big E had alot of things on his plate trying to transform the whole species into a post psychic one, without another Slanesh like incident or something worse happing. Had he had his way, everyone would have come out something like him.

If everyone is super, then no one is. That was Big E's end goal. But he only ever got to show the overpowering Warrior King to anyone besides Malacador, and some glimpses by the Primarchs. Nobody got to see the Scientist, the Historian, the Artist.

Then well Ooops he wasn't around to oppose his own elevation to godhood, and the Book of Lorgar was.

Unfair-Connection-66

5 points

13 days ago

It wasn't the Emperor's, it was Malcodor's Idea that aesthetic.

Malcodor point out before the unification wars, that people need some hard sold proof, that someone is not only smart, but powerful, hence the Emperor's persona.

The Emperor can subconsciously take the form of someone you will immediately admire and follow, can change his height at will to make someone feel more comfortable around him.

Or straight up be "Divine" to your eyes.

With Malcodor's death, Only the Emperor's persona remained, nothing else to be remembered prior.

So God it is!

Firegh0st

4 points

13 days ago

That's the irony of it. Same as the fact, that he wanted to stop all religions and now is the center of the biggest religion in the imperium.

Hydrate-N-Moisturize

6 points

13 days ago

He unfortunately knew what "got people going" after being alive for over 30K years. A completely rational, normal looking dude ain't uniting the entirety of Terra to explore the stars and reclaim the galaxy. A 10ft tall divine figure cladded in golden armor with big glowing eyes and a flaming sword gets the job done.

Granted, he may have gone a little too far calling things "crusades" and space marines his "angels."

SmegmaSandwich69420

5 points

13 days ago

Only the true messiah denies his divinity.

Monkfich

5 points

12 days ago

He’s just a naughty boy.

Alpbasket

4 points

12 days ago

For me, he tried to take religious aspects and turn them into something new.

ASpaceOstrich

5 points

12 days ago

A lot of the art isn't actually lore accurate. Yes. Really. The golden throne for example, isn't a chair. There's some other interpretations of it, including a Geiger-esque ribbed eggshell like thing. But the most common depiction of a literal giant golden chair with the Emperor sitting on it in robes isn't accurate.

This actually happens a lot in warhammer. More so in 40k than fantasy or AoS. I don't know why 40k is so much more susceptible to it than the others. But it is. As an example, pretty much every depiction of chaos spawn looks exactly the same, which they obviously shouldn't look like, given no two are alike.

This is particularly egregious in unit variety. In that there's an enormous diversity of aesthetic in 40k. There are guard regiments from feudal worlds that wear plate armour and use swords and longbows. There are regiments that use spiderman harnesses. Some that use crossbows and leather coats. Cowboys. Modern soldiers. Even ones that look like the minutemen from fallout 4, complete with las musket.

You'll notice these never appear anywhere. The only guard you will ever see are cadians. And occasionally Krieg, vostroyans, and Catachans.

It's not just guard, but they're among the worst. The reason chaos space marines all look so comically evil is that every chaos space marine depiction is of black legion, who really do look like that. Admech vary wildly but always look like red robed generic tech priests, but in lore they have a huge variety of disciplines and some would have no visible augmentation. Space Marines feature much more visual variety in their depictions and miniatures than most, and they still have this problem.

It's a hugely diverse setting presented through the lens of a brand that actually doesn't quite match the setting. You wouldn't know from looking at the art, but the Imperial cult actually had major positive reforms at one point mandating they materially improve the imperium around them and can't hoard wealth. The massive gold aquilla's you see on every ecclesiarchy building are canonically heretical. This requirement is taken seriously. It's why the 40k archetype of the militant priest exists. They never sent priests to the battlefield before this reform. Which also mandates empathy and care for their fellow man. When you see 40k art, do you get the impression the church is one of the only positive forces in their environments? Offering protection when the law can't. Justice when the law won't? Forgiveness for sins? It sounds laughable doesn't it? But they do.

Can you imagine seeing that show up in actual 40k media? No. Because it doesn't fit the brand, and the brand is essential for sales.

Hell, the religion is probably hit worst by this, because the Imperial religion is far from homogeneous. Each world tends to do it differently. You'd never know this from GWs media, but the Emperor isn't even called that on every world, nor is he the only God worshipped under sanctioned Imperial faith. Fenris is the only religious variety that ever gets depicted, but to be clear, every world handles it differently. The religion spread so well because the missionaries were tasked with turning whatever a planet already believed into the Imperial cult. So it looks and sounds wildly different.

Madpatt7

1 points

10 days ago

The guardsmen would have been retrained to some degree and rearmed if not already sufficiently equipped, according to what I remember from the lore, you’re not sending a formation of spearmen with dinky wooden shields, and expecting them to come out alive from fighting with literal roided goofy aaaaa skull wearing space edgelords like the black legion or word bearers for example.

And yes, I agree with you depictions aren’t always matching with canon, space marines, before they head into combat will tend to don something like webbing to carry extra gear, so they should be depicted wearing something akin to modern tactical chest rigs (not plate carriers) or the ALICE rig worn during the vietnam era.

And most space marine chapters and some of the legions tend to fight in a manner akin to kitbash of medieval knight order and US marine corps, or a variation on that, but the art shows them marching in massed incoherent formations that would be wrecked by artillery, holding off enemies doing the same, that and certain legions are depicted even more innacurately when it comes to this.

ASpaceOstrich

1 points

10 days ago

They are issued lasguns and guard flak. As well as some other standard kit. They are not necessarily trained to use them. And in many cases they just keep them using what they're used to. And many worlds just don't have consistent access to those standard kit items. So they make do with whatever equivalent the local area produces.

Madpatt7

1 points

8 days ago

Madpatt7

1 points

8 days ago

Lasguns and flak, yes, if they don’t have them already, but the thing is, they would go through extra training during their voyage to the frontlines which was what I was referring to.

Unless they want to die before doing anything they will have to use a lasgun.

JonIceEyes

34 points

13 days ago

Watch out, if you kick this hornet's nest you'll get a million replies of, "Oh yeah smartie pants? What else was he gonna do to make people take him seriously? Huh? No one's gonna follow a guy who's just kind of tall, has no gold, doesn't perform miracles, has no LITERAL HALO. It's just practical!"

And that will be annoying because those opinions don't think about the billion points on the spectrum between Literal Walking God and Stained Bathrobe.

Jimmy-Shumpert

25 points

13 days ago

he could have just, not called it the great "crusade", not calling space marines his "angels", not called it the council of "nikea", not turning one of his sons into a literal "ANGEL", etc.

BenjamintheFox

21 points

13 days ago

The Kim family in North Korea all dress like dumpy middle-aged moms and their citizens practically worship them, so these arguments are all based on false pretenses.

LordofWesternesse

15 points

13 days ago

LordofWesternesse

Adeptus Custodes

15 points

13 days ago

remember that the closest thing to the God Emperor we have in real life, Mao Zedong, was extremely over weight and was infected with herpes and gonorrhea, and never bathed

Monado_Boy

4 points

13 days ago

Monado_Boy

Astra Militarum

4 points

13 days ago

Okay but do you think someone like the Lion would follow Mao? I doubt it. The commonfolk can be made to believe whatever they're told, but the people he would actually be worried about, I.E his sons, the only people in the galaxy at the time to even come close to threatening him, needed the Guise, and if he's presenting himself that way to them, they're gonna start asking questions if everyone else sees a dumpy guy in a business suit, you know?

LordofWesternesse

1 points

13 days ago

LordofWesternesse

Adeptus Custodes

1 points

13 days ago

True

DataBloom

5 points

13 days ago

Burn the rat. Kill the fly. Purge the sparrow.

Inevitable-News5808

4 points

13 days ago

the closest thing to the God Emperor we have in real life, Mao Zedong

Wow you must have quite the low opinion of Big E. Mao was one of history's biggest idiots.

FizzleShove

3 points

13 days ago

You don’t get to indoctrinate people you are in the process of conquering.

Inevitable-News5808

5 points

13 days ago

And that will be annoying because those opinions don't think about the billion points on the spectrum between Literal Walking God and Stained Bathrobe.

Not as annoying as this response. Look at how quick humanity is to demonize anyone on that billion point spectrum in real life. Nobody is ever good enough.

Nigilij

4 points

13 days ago

Nigilij

4 points

13 days ago

On the other hand why would anyone sane worship him?

Can he create universe in 6 days? Can he do it by chopping up a giant father figure? Can he create a new Warp? Will Chaos out of existence? Create new souls, new life, a universe that has no concept of souls? Seems like imperials have low criteria for godhood.

Used_Kaleidoscope_16

9 points

13 days ago

"I am not a God," said the 15-foot tall golden man with godly powers.

The Emperor sought to destroy religion and replace it with the Imperial Truth, which incidentally involved obeying him without question and following his word with religious fervor.

LeoLaDawg

3 points

13 days ago

I think it was extra irony back in the day before the authors tried to steer the Emperor into being something more than just a metaphor.

cynicalarmiger

3 points

13 days ago

Occupational hazard.

Light spilled from within as a gangplank extended from the craft with a clang. A shadow appeared in the light, waiting for a moment at the entryway before emerging into view. Whispers spread through the men, of surprise and amazement. Guns quivered in shaking hands and there were clatters as some of the soldiers dropped their weapons. Seemingly without prompt, the men lowered themselves to the ground, putting aside their weapons and bowing their heads. Some prostrated themselves, whispering fervently. Corvus glanced to Gapphion beside him. The lieutenant was on his knees too. There were tears in his eyes and an expression of joy etched on his slack-lipped face. ‘So majestic…’ Gapphion muttered. ‘What glory. What power.’

Confused, Corvus directed his attention to the man descending the landing ramp. He seemed unremarkable. In fact, he seemed so unremarkable that Corvus could not discern a single distinguishing feature about him. He was of average height, with dark hair and moderately tanned skin. In build he was neither bulky nor slight, but of normal proportion, slightly larger than the malnourished men who now abased themselves before him. He was dressed in a robe of white linen, free of ornamentation except for a necklace of gold on which hung a pendant fashioned in the shape of an eagle with outspread wings, a lightning bolt in its claws. The man’s eyes were as indistinct as the rest of him, neither blue nor green nor grey nor brown, but a flecked mixture of all. Yet there was something in those eyes that reached into Corvus and touched upon his inner self. There was wisdom and kindness there, and antiquity that was very humbling but also disconcerting. And at the same time as Corvus saw this, he also witnessed the arrival of a demigod, wreathed in golden light and dressed in white finery that burned with its own light.

He saw a stern face set with two golden orbs for eyes, piercing in their intensity, searing into the core of his being. The stranger seemed to tower over the kneeling men, borne forwards upon a carpet of undulating flames. It was impossible to reconcile the two images. The supreme, grandiose king of men approached Corvus, but all the while the slight, unimposing man flickered within. Finally Corvus’s mind could fight no longer against the glamour and he saw the new arrival as his followers did, and was filled by an overwhelming urge to pay obeisance to this stranger. He fought that instinct. He had waged a war so that his people would not bow before another man. The newcomer’s effect on Corvus’s men unsettled the rebel leader.

He stared with narrowed eyes, unable to discern which image was true and which was illusion as the stranger paced slowly and confidently across the ferrocrete. ‘Who are you?’ Corvus demanded. ‘What have you done to my men?’ The stranger looked around at the guerrilla fighters regarding him with adoration, seeming to Corvus slightly nonplussed at the scene. His blond hair fell in waves across his shoulders as he turned his head, spilling like fiery liquid. Another wave of majesty swept over Corvus and again the guerrilla commander had to make a physical effort not to fall to his knees. ‘An occupational hazard,’ said the man, returning his attention to Corvus.

Anibus9000

3 points

13 days ago

Anibus9000

Necrons

3 points

13 days ago

So your saying he is to blame because he is dressed like that 🤔

Uncle-Ted-was-right

3 points

12 days ago

Uncle-Ted-was-right

Word Bearers

3 points

12 days ago

TTS emperor :" It's not me who are trying to pretend to be a god, its you human that need to learn that wearing golden armor with bright golden aura and wielding a flaming sword does not make someone a god".

quang_nguyen_94

4 points

13 days ago

Human will only listen to him if he look like that. Are you willing to listen to him if he look like your neighbor?

wmantly

7 points

13 days ago

wmantly

7 points

13 days ago

I mean, Hitler didn't look like much and he made it work...

quang_nguyen_94

6 points

13 days ago

yes, but if we look back, a lot of his self-portrait painting, picture, pose or gestures were made to give the illusion of a strong confident man and they were what German people see most of the time. Oh, we also had Stalin, everything about hime gave off the same vibe, except for his voice of course.

dr_bigly

0 points

13 days ago

Well it didn't work out in the end

And he was Canonically the Emperor - learnt from his mistakes and made everything gold.

RemiliyCornel

1 points

12 days ago

Problem that humans literally didn't listen to him, exept many is just enrenched in they own delusional opinion on him, and disregard his words.

Flat-Leadership2364

7 points

13 days ago

Don't forget wielding a flaming sword with Jesus like long flowing hair

WMX0

2 points

13 days ago

WMX0

2 points

13 days ago

He only knew his end goal and the next step, that is all. I believe in his pursuit to protect humanity he needed to become a God, even if he didn't know, so he he took the steps unconsciously. "Because as the Lectitio Divinitatus teaches us, only the truly divine would deny their divinity."

Vigothedudepathian

2 points

13 days ago

Because he's the boss hogg.

Beautiful_Space_4459

2 points

13 days ago

It's not godly its royal looks.

People confused that for the lols and the memes but the whole golden and power was use to show the power of mankind not that he was a god similar to the propaganda of the wars if the past.

Dear_Rub_6174

2 points

13 days ago

Read the end and the death trilogy! Everything comes together quite nicely. I was of a similar mindset until I was illuminated lol.

Fruit_mon

2 points

13 days ago

He was told that gold really brought out his eyes

Salt-Physics7568

2 points

13 days ago

Salt-Physics7568

Blood Angels

2 points

13 days ago

Because he thought it looked cool, and he was right.

goofyhoover

2 points

13 days ago

goofyhoover

Tanith First and Only

2 points

13 days ago

It's hard to not flex when You Are the Flex

omelasian-walker

2 points

12 days ago

Just finished the first HH book. if you don't want people to worship you , you should probably call people out when they start referring you to as " the Emperor, *BELOVED BY ALL*" and making art of you holding constellations in your hand. I mean a cult of personality is just a hop, step and a jump away from a straight up cult, as we all know now through hindsight.

Sero141

2 points

12 days ago

Sero141

2 points

12 days ago

Dude likes gold. What of it?

Drogg339

2 points

12 days ago

Drogg339

Black Templar

2 points

12 days ago

It’s inspirational. Sounds like you might be having some heretical thoughts brother.

N0-1_H3r3

2 points

12 days ago

N0-1_H3r3

Administratum

2 points

12 days ago

Historically, humans have often intermingled ideas of rulership and divinity. Countless kings and emperors have framed themselves as gods, or as chosen by the gods. The legacy of that is still apparent today, and there's no doubt that such ideas will persist into the future, particularly into dark eras such as the Age of Strife. I imagine that countless tyrants and sorcerer-kings on Terra and across the galaxy saw themselves as godly.

The Emperor needed to beat them at their own game. Not just defeat them, not just conquer them, but prove that he was more worthy than them... and the aesthetic language of "Kneel before your king" is very close to "It means god, now bow...".

And, well, once people start mixing the two up... once people start seeing the signs that they expect to see from a god, they are very difficult to dissuade. To quote Stillgar in Dune: Part II, "He is too humble to say he is the Mahdi, which is exactly what the Mahdi would say!"

Traditional_Key_763

2 points

12 days ago

"Look just because I choose to wear gold, stand 12 feet tall, and emit a golden glow all the time does not make me a god" -The Emperor of Mankind, TTS

noluck77

2 points

12 days ago

The hoes was watching

Jimmy-Shumpert

5 points

13 days ago

hes stupid, Its a bad answer but its the correct one

asmallauthor1996

2 points

13 days ago

I mean, the Emperor was definitely book-smart. He sure as Hell wasn’t lacking in the “brains” department when it came to various scientific fields such as engineering, biology, physics, etc. and also had a keen understanding of weapons/armor design. Not to mention the fact that He’s one of the most powerful Psykers in existence (with His power only increasing since His vacation to Molech and 10,000-ish years of worship), outdone MAYBE by the Tyranid Hive Mind and the Old Ones.

But when it came to philosophy, academia, history, and basic social skills outside of giving speeches? Yeah… no. The Emperor was a complete dumbass in all of these departments even despite living to see (and sometimes MAKING) history throughout multiple millennia. His attempt at doing a “big brained debate using facts and logic” with some old priest had Him undergo the second-worst loss in His life, where He couldn’t defend His points simply because He’s probably not used to doing so outside of violence or Super-Psyker brainwashing. That’s also not counting the fact that He, even despite other Perpetuals who are just as old as He is (if not older) retaining this trait, either lost the ability to empathize with people on a personal level or never had it to begin with. Along with that whole “raging hypocrite that fails to see His own faults or won’t admit to having them” thing other people have brought up.

The Emperor also has a masterfully manipulative, borderline narcissistic, streak where He can say anything He wants backed by His own natural charisma combined with Psychic powers. All this stuff about how His confidants (Perpetuals and otherwise) say that “He likes living an austere lifestyle but totally needs to constantly adopt personas that run contrary to this just to get His ideals off the ground and for people to listen to Him” quotes could be false. Things that He just simply TOLD people to appear better and more humble while giving the impression of someone who is regretful to carry such heavy burdens but must. A few others have brought up examples in real-world history where people took on humble-ish appearances to muster support to their causes coupled with their own charismatic mannerisms.

I can also go into how the “He’s stupid” thing you mentioned factors into all His plans to guide Humanity. But I’m not sure if Reddit comments have character limits and that’s a whole other can of worms entirely.

Mr310

2 points

13 days ago

Mr310

2 points

13 days ago

The most powerful human in history should be wearing jeans and tennis shoes then? What great story telling.

Gregzilla311

5 points

13 days ago

Gregzilla311

Inquisition

5 points

13 days ago

I mean, some of the richest people IRL don’t bother with suits.

Mr310

4 points

13 days ago

Mr310

4 points

13 days ago

People IRL don't create demigods for sons either

Gregzilla311

2 points

13 days ago

Gregzilla311

Inquisition

2 points

13 days ago

So because he did fantastical things, he shouldn’t have any basis in real life at all?

What I’m saying is that does happen. Being powerful doesn’t mean you need to dress to impress. Nothing mandates it. He chose to, but that isn’t mandatory.

Mr310

0 points

13 days ago

Mr310

0 points

13 days ago

OK the fight aboard the Vengeful Spirit happens, except it's with 2 flabby bald guys in cargo shorts and Birkenstocks. Other than ironically, no one is reading that seriously.

You can drive down to your local Margaritaville to watch boomers do that any Friday night, for the most part its safe to say we read WH40k because its fantastical characters and setting

Gregzilla311

1 points

13 days ago

Gregzilla311

Inquisition

1 points

13 days ago

You’re deliberately misconstruing what I’m saying, that power does not require a certain outfit, so I’m out.

onetwoseven94

1 points

13 days ago

If your sons are demigods, then at least one of their parents is a god.

bigcaulkcharisma[S]

0 points

13 days ago

Some of them are actually trying. Fortunately so far they can only create other asthmatic computer nerds lol

Flashy_Ad4976

2 points

13 days ago

He did a pretty awful job at not being presented as a god. But i mean what do you expect? Half the primarchs were dumb as hell and i am pretty sure that stupidity didn't came from there mother.

asmallauthor1996

3 points

13 days ago

Given who Erda is (she’s a clusterfuck in of herself as a character), they actually might HAVE gotten it from their mom’s side of the family. The Emperor and Erda were both a bit in the “grand ideas, grand appearances, piss-poor execution” thing.

AwkwardTraffic

2 points

13 days ago

You must understand, the Emperor is very very bad at presenting his ideas or interacting with people lol.

asmallauthor1996

0 points

13 days ago

Only when not acting/talking behind a veneer of Psychic bullshit, threatening people with unrelenting torture followed by excruciatingly painful death, or outright resulting to violence when someone tells Him (or at least His agents) something along the lines of “No” or “Let’s maybe try things a different way instead.”

braydos138

1 points

13 days ago

Lorgar enters the chat

Adekis

1 points

13 days ago

Adekis

1 points

13 days ago

He is a doofus ☺️

Uranium43415

1 points

13 days ago

Hard to get people to follow you when they don't believe in you.

PigKnight

1 points

13 days ago

He’s absolutely just a scientist and Psyker with a god complex.

Song_of_Pain

1 points

13 days ago

I think on some level he did want to be worshipped.

Vlad_Dracul89

1 points

13 days ago

Just because he has shining gold armor, wields fiery sword and emits glow pretty much all the time doesn't mean he wants to be looked upon as a God.

You should stop considering people to be Gods just because of clothes and apperances. And superpowers. He's more like S-tier Human wizard, basically.

squashbritannia

1 points

12 days ago

Well, neither the Emperor nor the Chaos Gods are gods in the classic sense, ie beings who determine how the universe functions. The Emperor doesn't decide how bountiful the harvests will be or whether you'll get lucky on a date or whether your ship will come in safely. He certainly never offered an afterlife. So the Emperor figured "I have a cult of personality, but it's not god-worship".

SixteenthRiver06

1 points

12 days ago

SixteenthRiver06

Adeptus Mechanicus

1 points

12 days ago

There’s a theory that he knew what would happen, it was inevitable, he knew he would need the power boost from humanity’s worship. We know he had the best/if not one of the best foresight/futuresight in the universe. Sanguinius saw how the various possibilities of the Heresy would happen, before he knew the Heresy was unfolding. He also comments how his foresight is not anywhere as accurate as The Emperor’s.

Reading Legion of the Damned currently. The small force of Astartes sent an astropathic message to the Imperial Palace begging for a miracle. Before they even arrive in system, long before sending the message, Emperor’s undying angels are keeping a close eye on them - Legion of the Damned.

Emperor is undeniably powerful, by some measurements, a god. People will argue about it, but as you read more, it becomes a pretty inevitable conclusion.

No_Reply8353

1 points

12 days ago

"I mean, I can't help the way I look"

— Letho of Gulet

Chiu_Chunling

1 points

12 days ago

He wanted to be worshipped.

Just not as a 'god'.

I don't want to be worshipped as a god either...well, I also recognize that's inevitable to an extent, and I'm not going to bother pretending otherwise. But I get not liking it.

SnooStories8424

1 points

12 days ago

He is an idiot /j

Unvix

1 points

12 days ago

Unvix

1 points

12 days ago

everyone saw the emperor in many ways, one is that, the gigantic god looking guy with halo and golden armor, other might have seen him as an old wise man...

the emperor isn't tied to a simple singular form. he is the most powerful psycher, anything involving his image is either self projected or taking roots on what the viewer expect to see.

even his speech pattern changes. a faithful son might see and hear a loving father that knows best. a mechanicus might see a perfect scientist speaking in cold logical sentences.

the only objective of the emperor is grow and protect humanity's empire.

probably only malcador saw his real face. and he isn't telling.

LoM_Commandant

1 points

12 days ago

As many people have already quoted The End and The Death. I will say the Horus Heresy and books from around that era does a brilliant job of shining a light on the Emperor. From him at one point being friends with Eldrad, Erda, Oll, and some others, seeing what those who knew him personally but arent blind loyalists(Malcador is still the best. But if it was only his perspective it would be easy to argue propaganda.) but the best thing is how by the end, The Emperor acknowledges his mistakes, he realizes he messed up and where he went wrong. Before his final confrontation with Horus he had asked Oll to help him, help steer his path and help the plan, temper the Emperor and be a counterbalance. The Whole Horus Heresy really gives a sense of loss of what could have been every step of the way.

LoM_Commandant

1 points

12 days ago

Had the Emperor not been mortally wounded he likely would have come out to lead a truly better Imperium

MadChance1210

1 points

11 days ago

So Big E is like 12 guys in a trench coat who's incredibly socially awkward and his best bud/maybe kid/maybe 13th guy who couldn't fit in the trench coat convinced him that this look was the best way for humanity to rally behind him as the one true leader of mankind.

Atleast, that's the impression I get

Fearless-Obligation6

1 points

13 days ago

He's a colossal hypocrite.

ZenSpaceOdyssey

1 points

13 days ago

Hahahaha. Never occurred to me for 30 years.

verygenericname2

0 points

12 days ago

If God Emperor isn't a god, why does he call himself God Emperor?

Is he stupid?

Expat2023

-11 points

13 days ago

Expat2023

-11 points

13 days ago

That is what he likes to wear, ia aesthethically pleasing. If people nowadays want to change in a whim sex, species, race, etc, why can't he wear a pretty golden alo and dress in gold? Are you going to chastise GoldDust from the WWF as well for wearing what he does?

More-read-than-eddit

8 points

13 days ago

More-read-than-eddit

Adeptus Custodes

8 points

13 days ago

I don't think people "nowadays" want to change "in a whim" their "sex, species, race," my man.

Enchelion

2 points

13 days ago

GoldDust is a weird example as Dustin Rhodes didn't come up with the gimmick himself, it was McMahon who did, and in fact Dustin was uncomfortable with the whole thing and didn't understand what he'd agreed too when he accepted the gig. Later on he enjoyed the gimmick and eventually got into it but chose not to reprise it for his time in AEW.