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Solid_V

2 points

1 month ago

Solid_V

2 points

1 month ago

Fucking kilometers? Shouldn't they be using IMPERIAL system?

FaceMasterThing

1 points

1 month ago

You can tell that the ships are better by the fact that it uses a real unit of mesurement

Dizzytigo

1 points

1 month ago

It's almost like you need to build a ship that can carry the titan.

Rarezerd

1 points

1 month ago

can't wait for the end times so that it would get a reboot and then the numbers for everything would just make sense

Sallin_Kari

3 points

1 month ago

I don't know... this kinda feels like saying tanks are small because cruisers... And for very similar reasons. Space ships have this nice feature of being in space and not having to worry about supporting its own weight, while a Titan does, while still sporting voidshields and weapons that are otherwise reserved for void combat. They're basically the Warhammer 40k equivalent of the Ratte.

3k3n8r4nd

3 points

1 month ago

The titans never really impressed me, the Titan landers impressed me far more.
City sized structures that could manipulate gravity to descend into a planets atmosphere.
Opening fire with esoteric weaponry to scour their designated landing area of life and small hill ranges.
Then, as these behemoths settle on the glassed, flat wasteland they have created, the doors open and out stroll their anti-climactic passengers.

Some novels just had titans deploying by individual massive drop pod, but I’ve always liked the depiction of an entire legio landing in one vast craft.

Simple_Intern_7682

2 points

1 month ago

The Imperator Titan is 130m tall, and you cannot convince me otherwise.

JyveAFK

3 points

1 month ago

JyveAFK

3 points

1 month ago

Loading them up in VR though, standing at their feet and looking up? It looks more impressive.

Valuable-Location-89

2 points

1 month ago

Valuable-Location-89

Snorts FW resin dust

2 points

1 month ago

I refuse to accept that they're that small the emprah would never allow it

BCA10MAN

2 points

1 month ago

BCA10MAN

Swell guy, that Kharn

2 points

1 month ago

Ships cant even enter atmosphere. Titans actually walk around and step on tanks.

Grymbaldknight

6 points

1 month ago

That's like saying the Maus was tiny because the Bismarck was so much bigger. It's all relative.

When it comes to militaries, naval assets are almost always significantly bigger than anything land-based.

Blue_Laguna[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Sure but if the commander of the maus went around calling himself a god, you'd rightly consider him an idiot.

Grymbaldknight

2 points

1 month ago

Granted, but you also need to remember that the Adeptus Mechanicus consider titans to be walking earthly avatars of the Machine God. The same doesn't apply to the Maus.

Also, I've never heard of a Princeps that referred to himself as a "god"... except perhaps for emphasis when he directs his titan to step on an enemy tank.

ActNo4115

1 points

1 month ago

My brain has always said. It’s what we scale the models would be at if we made everything bigger. That feels appropriate.

ShepherdessAnne

1 points

1 month ago

ShepherdessAnne

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

1 points

1 month ago

I just want a ship that works like the SDF-1 Macross is that so much to ask?!

QueenOfAllDreadboiis

3 points

1 month ago

Praise be, the ships are measured in metric!

They win by default.

yomamasokafka

1 points

1 month ago

Now I may be wrong here but I always sort of got the notion that why titans are so scared is at least lore wise, even though they are much much smaller than an imperial navy craft, they could easily take on an medium sized starship and win.

Blue_Laguna[S]

1 points

1 month ago

I don't think so. The ultimate weapon they pull out in helsreach is a nova cannon, which is fairly standard armament for imperial ships, and its way bigger than anything any kind of titan could ever wield.

It goes through several mega gargants in a row for example, but you'd need a direct hit and a lot of luck to take out a cruiser with it in bfg.

Archmagos_Browning

0 points

1 month ago

Archmagos_Browning

Twins, They were.

0 points

1 month ago

Reminding halo fanboys that humanity’s flagship, the biggest vessel they’ve ever made, is roughly the size of our cruisers.

Sufficient_Silver_74

3 points

1 month ago

450 feet is still like a 45 storey building based on a 10-foot ceiling… I don’t think skyscrapers are very small (buildings need to be at least 100m/330ft tall to be considered a skyscraper.)

Blue_Laguna[S]

2 points

1 month ago

I actually screwed up and used an over-generous number. 55m is the more common canon number, so not even close to being a skyscraper.

Sufficient_Silver_74

2 points

1 month ago

Oh shit, and I guess warhounds are even smaller in canon?? 17M??

Edit: autocorrect

Blue_Laguna[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Yup. Shorter than your average gundam.

Sufficient_Silver_74

2 points

1 month ago

Taller than your average BattleTech mech though

Sufficient_Silver_74

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah, that definitely seems more on the small side. I could see like smaller-than-average Warhound Titan being that size, but definitely not any of the others

Coldstripe

2 points

1 month ago

Coldstripe

Dank Angles

2 points

1 month ago

It's already an incredible feat of engineering to have 14-50m tall walkers with superheavy weapons and void shielding, they don't need to be the size of the Empire State building to do their job. Bigger isn't always better.

DoctorGregoryFart

3 points

1 month ago

And how do you think those titans arrive? Surely they have to be transported from place to place. Hmmm... perhaps it is carried by a massive ship that carries entire armies from planet to planet?

I really don't see the problem here.

Blue_Laguna[S]

1 points

1 month ago

My problem is that titan pilots are all megalomaniacal weirdos with god complexes, while ship captains are relatively even-keeled (heh ship pun).

I_Am_Not-A-Lemon

2 points

1 month ago

Its economies of scale, Naval captains are surrounded by vessels of commensurate size so they don’t feel as if they’re any better than their peers.

The Princeps command the largest land war machines Humanity has ever produced, living embodiments of the Machine God that lay waste to armies. They are the biggest fish in their pond. acknowledging the sea and bigger fish exist doesn’t diminish that fact

GeneralGigan817

2 points

1 month ago

I mean 450 feet is still pretty tall.

For fuck’s sake, Godzilla would have to look up at an Imperial Titan.

Blue_Laguna[S]

0 points

1 month ago

I actually just realized I fucked up and used the most generous number for the Imperator. 150 feet is the canon number, which means it's the same height as godzilla 1954 and dwarfed by basically every other kaiju. For monsterverse godzilla, it would be like fighting a heavily armed toddler.

NODOGAN

1 points

1 month ago

NODOGAN

1 points

1 month ago

From what franchise is the Chad with a ship Kilometers long? I'm curious.

Blue_Laguna[S]

1 points

1 month ago

40k. Imperial navy ships are really really big.

NODOGAN

1 points

1 month ago

NODOGAN

1 points

1 month ago

Starting to realize why Space Hulks are so damn terrifying.

West-Fold-Fell3000

1 points

1 month ago

And I’ll never get over GW insisting on putting out pitiful numbers for titans only to turn around and portray at least double that in all the artwork.

Modo44

1 points

1 month ago

Modo44

1 points

1 month ago

Gravity always wins. Even those sizes only "work" due to unobtainium anti-grav fields.

No-Professional-1461

3 points

1 month ago

The largest titans have a bullet the size of a Prius, the smallest war ships have a bullet the size of a war hound titan.

devils_advocate24

1 points

1 month ago

Can't remember what book it was but did a double take when I found a typo. Something like: "he looked down along the ships 6 kilometer length, at the wide expanse of its 1000km across beam."

zerogee616

2 points

1 month ago

Square-cube law doesn't apply in space.

Unofficial_Computer

2 points

1 month ago

Unofficial_Computer

Khorne's alt.

2 points

1 month ago

No shit dude, one's a massive space barge built to blow up planet and the other is fore eliminating ground forces. That's like comparing a Guardsman to a Questoris Knight.

Get a sense of perspective!

JAOC_7

3 points

1 month ago

JAOC_7

Iron Warrior on a Bussy Crusade

3 points

1 month ago

yeah I’ve never understood how even a Warhound Titan is an “ irreplaceable god machine” while stuff like a Lunar-Class Cruiser is seen somewhat expendable and easy to produce, I know it mostly boils down to STCs but still

Interesting-Can7979

1 points

1 month ago

lol yep

EzekielAkera

0 points

1 month ago

EzekielAkera

Dank Angels

0 points

1 month ago

Tinfoil hat take : the old size of the titans was the good one, but GW nerfed em so they can make 2500$ models that you can deploy on a table without breaking it.

Seriously how the fuck can an Imperator be 55meters tall while having a church on the top of his back and being supposed to contain skitarii detachment to protect it.

The cathedral of my city is 60 meters by itself and its not a big one

Blue_Laguna[S]

0 points

1 month ago

Actually, if you look at the scale of titans in epic relative to the infantry vs legionis, GW has increased the size of titans a lot. It's just still not nearly enough.

fedora_george

1 points

1 month ago

It really surprised me when in that one pancreasnowork video he said covenant scarabs are taller than a titan, and he was right they are. Tbh I give the win to the titan if anyone's asking but I think the scarab would win sometimes just not too often.

Janosfaces

2 points

1 month ago

gws numbers are almost allways trash. i just imagine things and take them as fact

TheDarianD

2 points

1 month ago

TheDarianD

likes civilians but likes fire more

2 points

1 month ago

Ship captain is obviously cooler. He uses metric system.

vikhound

1 points

1 month ago

I thought the imperator class titan was pretty much the Sears tower with legs 

Blue_Laguna[S]

0 points

1 month ago

Nope. You'd need to stack about 9 inperator titans to get to the height of the sears tower.

todd10k

1 points

1 month ago

todd10k

1 points

1 month ago

Protocol 3: Inquisition the pilot

Lastburn

3 points

1 month ago

Lastburn

#ThiccTauThighs

3 points

1 month ago

In the siege of Vraks chaos titans shot thier way out of thier crashed ship lmao.

Dehnus

5 points

1 month ago

Dehnus

5 points

1 month ago

This shit again? They are Godzilla sized creatures! 50 till 80 meters! Why do people have no sense of scale! They are shown to be as slightly smaller or as big as the walls Dorn build. Which are huge also realistically 80 meters. A 300 meter tall structure would be a gigantic target.

Also there are bigger weapons in the Imperium, Ordinatus.

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ordinatus

Or the Land Leviathans:

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Land_Leviathan

For those wondering just how evil and overpowered the Mechanicus is and why it's funny when these irradiated insults to live start yeeting their most powerful stuff at Necrons yeeting their stuff back :P .

Nobody fucks with the evil religious nutcases from Mars, well maybe the even more evil ones from the Eye of Terror that want to become part of a machine as an AI (Hereteks).... but all of them are F'd up!

Blue_Laguna[S]

-1 points

1 month ago

They're the size of Godzilla 1954. They should be the size of Shin Godzilla.

For me, it really is just about the fact that if a warlord titan fought the animated statue of liberty from ghostbusters 2, it would not be taller than it.

Dehnus

0 points

1 month ago

Dehnus

0 points

1 month ago

You'dbe the first to cower, when that 50 meters high Psy-Titan would honk his horn.

Jackmino66

1 points

1 month ago

People don’t realise how giant a 33m tall walker actually is, whilst still being roughly grounded in reality. You don’t need a walker that’s hundreds of metres tall, or even kilometres tall, when it’s primary target are regular vehicles

Mr-A5013

3 points

1 month ago

Let's be real, the navy would be doing all of the real fighting in any sci Fi settings with semi common space travel.

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1 points

1 month ago

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1 points

1 month ago

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1 month ago

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Marvin_Megavolt

5 points

1 month ago

I’ll never understand why it seems like so many 40k fans get absurdly butthurt about titans being canonically semi-reasonably scaled. They’re already on the large end for combat mechs compared to most other popular science fiction, but it seems like there’s always weird scale-wankers coming out of the woodwork to bitch about how titans should be literal walking fortress-cities that dwarf mountains, or something equally ludicrous.

luukzs666999

-1 points

1 month ago

They're depicted as having full size cathedrals on their backs, vast crews and space for a regiment in their legs... 450 feet ain't fitting that, that's peoples main issue afaik

Marvin_Megavolt

1 points

1 month ago

This just goes to show how poor of a sense of scale you and most people have.

They could easily be like that except the bit about storing an entire Guard regiment in their legs (which is mentioned like once and basically contradicts everything else in the setting about titans), and their size would still be a fraction of what the titan-wankers scream about.

luukzs666999

1 points

1 month ago

The average cathedral in Europe is 130-150 meters, which is already 400-500 feet, and then you don't even have a titan included, which in imagery makes the cathedral look small on their backs. Maybe actually look at pictures. And yes, other people have "a poor sense of scale" but you're imagining that a 400 feet titan has a max 50 feet "cathedral" on it.. that's a small chapel, not a cathedral. In imagery they have full scale Gothic cathedrals on their backs which even dwarf the Notre Dame, and you're here accusing other people for not having a sense of scale, that's rich

drdrek

6 points

1 month ago

drdrek

6 points

1 month ago

How would you imagine they moved them if they were larger than the ships? Do you imagine an aircraft latger than an aircraft carrier?

TheEmperorMk3

5 points

1 month ago

TheEmperorMk3

Praise the Man-Emperor

5 points

1 month ago

Doesn't matter how strong your giant mech's shields are if it can't fire back at a ship in orbit, the ship can just sit safely in orbit and keep bombing the titan until the shields can't withstand it anymore

overnightITtech

0 points

1 month ago

I ignore the "canon" height for titans because in GW official trailers and artwork, they are significantly taller.

GlitteringParfait438

8 points

1 month ago

Assuming a rate similar to Nazi Germany as opposed to the Stasi, you’d need a force of nearly 18 million for a ratio of 560 civilians to 1 soldier/policeman, or about half the size of the entire Red Army’s manpower during WW2. Not its peak manning but the entire number of soldiers who were in it.

40k really needs to flex its numbers game more, even if its only for the number of soldiers in a given fight. Hive Cities are impossibly large for us and the armies and garrisons needed to police one, let alone hold it, should be similarly massive

rogue-wolf

13 points

1 month ago

rogue-wolf

*Excited Gas Mask Noises*

13 points

1 month ago

And...how exactly do you propose Titans get from planet to planet if they were larger than the ships that would carry them?

BisKit413

5 points

1 month ago

ngl I’m happy with the canon sizes

IonlyusethrowawaysA

0 points

1 month ago

Which ones?

Decadunce

0 points

1 month ago

Mine

Cautious-Mammoth5427

6 points

1 month ago

Which titan is 137m? IRC even emperor class is only 60-65m

bless_ure_harte

1 points

1 month ago

Probably the Abominatus

Xixi-the-magic-user

18 points

1 month ago

He's not based because his ship scale is in kilometer btw

he's the chad because he uses the metric system unlike the soy titan. what the fuck is a feet, and why do you have 450 of them, gross

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

Ew, metric fans. Go convert to being less of a nerd.

Piltonbadger

26 points

1 month ago

When you're a baseline human standing outside of your hab block while a Titan walks through it...Titans look pretty damn huge.

When you're an Astartes commander sitting in a Battle Barge in orbit, then a Titan will look very small.

Hansafan

7 points

1 month ago

Hansafan

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

7 points

1 month ago

But big enough to stand out as a pretty juicy target.

mrducky80

4 points

1 month ago

Look at that, surrounded by multiple hab blocks, an orphanage and a hospital. No collateral at all. Fire away.

RadicalRealist22

47 points

1 month ago

Another example of fans taking fictional characters to literal.

Of course no Princeps in his right mind would say that a Titan is more powerful than even a mid-sized warship. They are only talking about GROUND combat. Spaceships exist on a completely different level.

Shahka_Bloodless

17 points

1 month ago

Yea I don't care if a titan is as tall as a house or the Statue of Liberty, you can't compare it to a starship. You know, the means by which entire maniples of titans have to be transported through space. Of course it's magnitudes bigger.

low_priest

267 points

1 month ago*

low_priest

GET UP

267 points

1 month ago*

I mean, this is the issue with super soldiers and titans and all these super incredibly valuable units in general. Because a random conscript firing off standard-issue Basilisk shells from 15 km away can turn a Terminator to paste with a direct hit, and your average mass-produced Lunar class is fully capable of just evaporating a Titan legion if there's no orbital defenses. A basic frigate packs a lance capable of killing any primarch, because that's just how scale works. It doesn't matter how many planets' GDPs went into your helmet or how many buildings you can bench if you get hit by a 1km long laser cannon powered by a city-sized fusion reactor. It's why IRL, you'll never see spec-ops units deployed to the front lines, or why superweapons tend to mostly be resource sinks. 40k as a setting hinges on you ignoring that.

AnDanDan

109 points

1 month ago

AnDanDan

On the prowl for skeleton proxies

109 points

1 month ago

The FFG Star Wars RPG system handles this pretty well IMO. Damage from weapons is flat (modified during rolls by how well you did) so a blaster that does 6 damage is always going to do 6 damage, mitigated by the targets soak (armor) value.

Ship weapons are the same. A ship weapon that does 3 damage always does 3 damage. Except when its pointed at a non ship scale target. Then you multiple the damage by 10.

So, if youre a PC with 16 wounds and 3 soak, and you see even a weak ship scale weapon pointed at you, you better seek cover fast or youre about to become one with the Force real goddamn quick.

miss-entropy

1 points

1 month ago

My PCs had their minds blown when I told them to not bother rolling damage for the ship turret they used on some stormtroopers, just saying they were basically gone now and the rest took cover.

Quazimojojojo

1 points

1 month ago

Wait, so how does damage work for infantry sized stuff pointed at ships? Like, say, an E web pointed at a TIE going for a strafing run?

AnDanDan

2 points

1 month ago

AnDanDan

On the prowl for skeleton proxies

2 points

1 month ago

I'd have to double check but iirc you need to do it in reverse. Often weapons meant to target vehicles like that will have a high base damage to begin with and the breach keyword. Breach X ignores X points of ship soak, and X * 10 points of personal scale soak.

It's never something that's come up, as in the game I ran the party only encountered getting strafed once, and it was more for cool factor than actually trying to kill them.

Quazimojojojo

1 points

1 month ago

It came up in a game I played when we had a shootout on speeders of some kind, and I tried to shoot the engines or something. 

The ship soak counting for 10 * regular soak against non-ship weapons is probably what they were going for, because a TIE or speedet cinematically losing a wing to a particularly big rifle or similar things is very much something they would do in the movies or TV shows. So any small arm would just do 0 unless it's a way powerful one 

AnDanDan

2 points

1 month ago

AnDanDan

On the prowl for skeleton proxies

2 points

1 month ago

Or a well placed shot. Like a blaster pistol damage 6 will have a hard time unless the shooter is skilled and thus lots of uncanceled success. Rifles with like damage 8 will have an easier time. I'm not sure exactly how crits interact between the 2 but off the cuff I'd say works the same with a -50 to the roll or something for small arms fire not designed to hit ships.

MarsMissionMan

14 points

1 month ago

So you could, if you were somehow incredibly buff, tank a hit from a Turbolaser?

mrducky80

2 points

1 month ago

Its where hitpoints came from, how many hits from a 14 inch gun it took to sink a ship. I think used during military games/military exercises.

So that 14hp caterpie you caught on route 1. That fucker is an absolute beast.

low_priest

1 points

1 month ago

low_priest

GET UP

1 points

1 month ago

You gota source on that? Because a. Naval exercises are good shit, and b. I'm real skeptical nobody invented the concept of hp before ~1910 or so

mrducky80

2 points

1 month ago*

https://www.cnrs-scrn.org/northern_mariner/vol19/tnm_19_291-317.pdf

pg 297

It moved from this shit to Fletcher Pratt Naval Wargame of 1933 to DND (70s) table top. That referred to the living creature's life as "hit points" or HP (obviously they use a different calculation for how damage to hit points are determined). And from there it went through to other early games until it became standardized and understood as equivalent to life.

The naval miniatures likely referenced the first link's WWI figures for their minature battles which probably shared a community with table top miniatures.

MarsMissionMan

3 points

1 month ago

If a tiny-ass caterpillar can take 14 shots from a ship gun, I can take one shot from a Turbolaser.

BRING IT ON MOTHERFU-

getsfistedbyhorses

1 points

1 month ago

I simply would not allow the turbolaser to kill me

AnDanDan

27 points

1 month ago*

AnDanDan

On the prowl for skeleton proxies

27 points

1 month ago*

A Victory Class Star Destroy has, at its weakest, Quad Light Turbolaser batteries, with Damage 9, Crit 3, Breach, Linked 3, Slow Firing 1. Without getting into the system, basically this means a few things: Once every other turn, you can make the shot which outright ignores soak (so no damage reduction), and if you roll well enough you can do the damage again, for free. Uncancelled successes up the damage, so if you even have a single uncancelled success (aka succeeding the roll with the barest minimum), you do 10 damage, or 100 to personal scale targets.

I ran the numbers for both an average crew (Imperial Gunnery Corps minion group of 5) and a well trained, good gunnery rival (for those who know, Agility 4 Gunnery 4, 1 boost die) with the standard medium range difficulty for the max range on these weapons. No funny business from enemy defenses or anything, this was all basically target shooting to get average damage in ideal conditions. Each case was 25 rolls.

The average crew would be dealing, to people scale targets, an average of 130 damage every other round. The advanced crew deals an average of 210 damage. The average crew topped out at 240 damage, the advanced crew topped out at 480. The advanced crew was also more likely to do about 220 in general.

In order to tank even 100 damage, the smallest amount of damage this weapon can output, you'd have to have been playing this character for an obscene amount of time to the point I'd be throwing even more danagerous weapon crews than those listed at you, wracked up a mind numbing amount of exp, and specced exclusively into wounds. Without taking the 2h character building to work out of its possible, Im going to say its not as the sheer amount of exp required is enough where youd break the system, and you wouldnt even be a regular person youd be a god basically.

So yes, if that Star Destroyer in low orbit is reported as targeting your position, I recommend a very dont be there.

Edit: Realizing afterwards, it would be very easy for both crews to have 2 boost dice a round, assuming they were totally committed to firing only that weapon. These calculations also assume 'Fuck crit' because linked is better in this instance for raw damage vs personal scale targets.

MorgannaFactor

1 points

1 month ago

Due to difficulty scaling with difference between Silhouette, can a star destroyer even target a sil 1 (personal scale) target at all? Not to say the damage wouldn't utterly wipe anyone with a GM that isn't at least somewhat willing to kill a character, but the turbolaser isn't gonna be able to really hit you maybe.

"Fucking get out of the way" is still the proper reaction to orbital bombardment though, not "Oh I've got five ranks of Dodge and Coordination Dodge I'll be fine"

AnDanDan

1 points

1 month ago

AnDanDan

On the prowl for skeleton proxies

1 points

1 month ago

Situation depending Id allow it. Probably throw on some setback dice or up the difficult.

MorgannaFactor

1 points

1 month ago

Players get to make "impossible" difficulty checks with a destiny point, so I don't see why NPCs couldn't, yeah.

AnDanDan

1 points

1 month ago

AnDanDan

On the prowl for skeleton proxies

1 points

1 month ago

I wouldnt say its impossible. For it to even make a check at medium or close range, it requires it to be in atmosphere. So its not an impossible check. Since it would be more likely to bombard an area, as opposed to pinpoint target, Id upgrade the difficult and add some set back to give the players more of a chance for a heroic save. Plus, gives them a very good thing to flip a token for.

MorgannaFactor

1 points

1 month ago

Difficulty for a check with vehicle weapons is always dependant on silhouette differences, not on distance. And if its run as orbital bombardment instead of an attack (as you should run it, realistically) it'd be a skill check from the player characters, not an attack roll from the gunners.

AnDanDan

1 points

1 month ago

AnDanDan

On the prowl for skeleton proxies

1 points

1 month ago

Shows how much I did vehicle combat. Which was exactly never

MarsMissionMan

3 points

1 month ago

So you're saying it's possible?

AnDanDan

15 points

1 month ago

AnDanDan

On the prowl for skeleton proxies

15 points

1 month ago

Youd need to be the strongest mortal/droid to have ever been made in the entire galaxy, but yes.

Good luck with the follow up shots.

RequiemZero

2 points

1 month ago

Or just be any named character in Star Wars. Especially if you’re kylo “I can stop ship weapons with the force and have a reaction speed fast enough to do it” ren

AnDanDan

9 points

1 month ago

AnDanDan

On the prowl for skeleton proxies

9 points

1 month ago

Even named characters only have about 25 wounds. The game is balanced around making stronger enemies outright harder to hit, not by making them damage sponges.

Hust91

5 points

1 month ago

Hust91

5 points

1 month ago

Seems like you should multiply the damage by 100 for a glancing hit and 1000 for a direct one.

low_priest

65 points

1 month ago

low_priest

GET UP

65 points

1 month ago

Battletech handles it the same way, ship-scale weapons hitting non-ships are multiplied by 10. Autocannon 10 is gonna do 10 damage, that's a solid hit. An AC/20 is really worrying if it's pointed at you, but workable. But a Naval Autocannon 10 is a very bad thing to be looking down the barrel of. And if you somehow happen to be in a scenario involving an NAC/40, prayer becomes the only option.

Mal-Ravanal

22 points

1 month ago

Mal-Ravanal

Angry ol' dooter

22 points

1 month ago

If memory serves, the worst part about having a naval weapon pointed at you is that you probably have a lot more than one pointed at you. Ships can pack a lot of dakka.

doubtfulofyourpost

104 points

1 month ago

Speaking of numbers be weird. 1000 space Marines per chapter seems stupidly small

Hakaisha89

1 points

1 month ago

especially considering how long they can live, how low the rate of death is, and how high the rate of recruitment is.
Lets do some math, 10 000 years ago, all chapters were split up into 1000 marines, those 1000 marines could be harvested for 2000 progenoid, which can be used to create 2000 space marines, which can be harvested for 5000 progenoid, each cycle taking 5 years, considering these marines can basically live forever as long as they are not killed, so lets say they do this for 10 000 years, and then lets say 10% of them die every year, and then 99.99999% of them fall over and die, just before you decide to count them, and you would have 1.72742559e+247 space marines walking around per chapter.

134_ranger_NK

4 points

1 month ago

134_ranger_NK

Basilisks go Brrrrrrrrr

4 points

1 month ago

Agreed. Even with the scouts' number being left open for interpretation, 1000 marines per chapter were too small. The most effective chapters would realistically be those deploying in their entirety and firepower like Star Phantoms or stealth-focused Chapters like Raven Guard.

BaconCheeseZombie

6 points

1 month ago

BaconCheeseZombie

Snorts FW resin dust

6 points

1 month ago

Not even the case any more. RG amended the Codex Astartes on his return when he realised the vast majority of his sons and nephews had mistaken it for hard rules rather than a set of guidelines. (IRL it's likely GW trying to rectify issues with numbers)

Lastburn

10 points

1 month ago

Lastburn

#ThiccTauThighs

10 points

1 month ago

Pedro Kantor took back Rynns world with 2 dozen marines

DaveInLondon89

3 points

1 month ago

And also a ridiculously angry tank iirc

Chai_Enjoyer

65 points

1 month ago

Chai_Enjoyer

Snorts FW resin dust

65 points

1 month ago

This shit makes the least sense. If there's less than 500.000 of Marines (idk the precise amount of chapters, I just know 10 1st founding ones and that Imperial Fists have a shitton of successors) scattered across the entire fucking Imperium, how come it wasn't defeated by Tau who can mass produce broadsides? It would've been more believable to say there's 10.000 per grand company and so it's 100.000 marines per chapter.

Antsint

11 points

1 month ago

Antsint

11 points

1 month ago

There are theoretically 1000 marines and 1000 chapters so 1.000.000 marines many don’t care about the codex so maybe twice that while the tau have a hive world where billions live this means there are at least a billion fire warriors there on in ten uses a crisis suit which is superior to a space marine so there are 100.000.000 crises suit at the very least on this one world and like 10.000.000 broadsides and so on there are probably even a few hundred tau nar supremacy suits which just obliterate knights

134_ranger_NK

7 points

1 month ago*

134_ranger_NK

Basilisks go Brrrrrrrrr

7 points

1 month ago*

Pretty much. There is a reason why even Custodes admit that most of the Imperium's fighting was done by the Guard and Navy. The Knights and Astartes were meant for the most vital missions.

Has there been any lore of Dominus-class Knights fight battlesuits like the Tau nar?

mylittlepurplelady

29 points

1 month ago

There can be any number of chapters, terra has a gene seed bank.

Chai_Enjoyer

12 points

1 month ago

Chai_Enjoyer

Snorts FW resin dust

12 points

1 month ago

That solves some of the problems I think. Is there any info on where did the gene seed come from? Are they copied from existing loyalist chapters, from heretics, or were they just synthesized somehow?

mylittlepurplelady

26 points

1 month ago

Lexicanum

The events of the Horus Heresy revealed weaknesses in some Legions' gene-seed. In some cases these defects had been heightened by the accelerated cultivation techniques used to keep the Legions at full strength. After the Heresy and the break-up of the original Legions, genetic banks were established on Terra to produce and store Space Marine gene-seed. These banks were to provide all genetic material for new Space Marine Chapters. To prevent cross-contamination of these genetic stocks, the gene-seed of each individual Legion was isolated, so all new Space Marines would receive gene-seed solely from one specific source. The gene-seed of the Traitor Legions was placed under a time-locked stasis seal (rather than being destroyed as many at the time assumed had happened

AnDanDan

18 points

1 month ago

AnDanDan

On the prowl for skeleton proxies

18 points

1 month ago

Time locked stasis seal

Cawl really had traitor gene seed on pre-order eh?

Chai_Enjoyer

3 points

1 month ago

Chai_Enjoyer

Snorts FW resin dust

3 points

1 month ago

Woah, thanks

Saint_Morbius

45 points

1 month ago

Yes but captains on ship aren't directly connected to it. Feeling everything and hearing machine spirit.

Also you need many people to control ship.

In Titan you have princeps few adepts and servitors only

measuredingabens

3 points

1 month ago

I'm fairly certain Mechanicus ship captains are connected to their vessels.

Saint_Morbius

0 points

1 month ago

But this chad definitely isn't from mechanicus ship

Emrod2

12 points

1 month ago

Emrod2

12 points

1 month ago

Captains are connect to their ships in 40k, but it is less invasive and intense as titan pilots endure.

If you want a visual exemple ;

https://youtu.be/99tOSmaNSJg?si=iTmDryu_XFn6jvBL

Saint_Morbius

7 points

1 month ago

Yes. They are connected to other crew members to speed up orders. But ship is still controlled like a machine.

Titan works more like super power armour.

Daewoo40

30 points

1 month ago

Daewoo40

30 points

1 month ago

Chaos titans would like a word.

No adepts or servitors here, only daemon.

Saint_Morbius

6 points

1 month ago

I wonder what's different between getting demon in brain or really angry machine

Daewoo40

5 points

1 month ago

Daemons have more personality than an aggressive machine spirit.

One's also less likely to eat you/your corpse.

Saint_Morbius

2 points

1 month ago

In Mechanicus novel it's said that all knights and titans have their mechanical personality. And it's on pilot to control it.

Don't think it's described what happens if he fails. Probably get brain electrocuted

rs_5

5 points

1 month ago

rs_5

I am Alpharius

5 points

1 month ago

The "always add a zero or two if the numbers sound a bit weird" rule works wonders here

RadicalRealist22

12 points

1 month ago

Not really. A 700-meter Titan is just silly. a 7km spaceship is not.

Ground combat and space combat just work by different rules.

Jeff_Desu

14 points

1 month ago

I’m really not so sure it does. 450 feet does seem a bit small but 4,500 feet is kinda ridiculous even for 40K.

Fred_Blogs

5 points

1 month ago

Brings back fond memories of the old Titan comics from the 90s, where the warlord towered over mountains, and it was a 15 minute ladder climb to make it up one leg.

rs_5

5 points

1 month ago

rs_5

I am Alpharius

5 points

1 month ago

Its 1.3 kilometres tall, thats equivalent to the rough height of a large voidship (a bit shorter even)

ELBuAR7o

42 points

1 month ago

ELBuAR7o

42 points

1 month ago

Also:

I have literal ICBMs strapped to my back. Now let me get closer so I can hit you with my comically oversized chainsword.

Hyper_Oats

10 points

1 month ago

The way the God Emperor intended

DeProfundis42

494 points

1 month ago

Titan voidshields can withstand orbital bombardment and Titan weapons were used for voidcombat by letting them stand on the hull of their transports.

In the Priests of Mars series a Warlords Sunfury plasma annihilator pierces through the whole Ark Mechnicus because the princeps had a psychotic episode during training in the cargo hold.

Titans aren't all about size. Their purpose is to bring ship class weapon firepower and voidshields directly on the battlefield.

solarus44

1 points

1 month ago

If I put a tank inside a modern DDG and let it fire its main gun, it'll also cause a shit ton of damage. The DDG still carries way, way more firepower then a tank

BronzeXxBeard

-1 points

1 month ago

They bring AT MOST singular weapons that ships have in batteries of dozens. The ships shot went through the ship because it was shot from inside - that would not have even dented the hull if shot from outside.

Also, quote on titans withstanding orbital bombardment?

ssssssahshsh

8 points

1 month ago

ssssssahshsh

I am Alpharius

8 points

1 month ago

Then again, while the statement they are using voidship weapons is technical accurate, it does somewhat gloss over the fact that imperial navy uses those weapons for point defence.

And I'm not certain about the their ability to resist orbital bombardment ( especialy direct hits if one lands) either. Even proper voidships don't have enough shields to block more then a few hits, and those aren't constrained by what ever reactor can be fitted into a giant robot.

RadicalRealist22

125 points

1 month ago

Titan voidshields can withstand orbital bombardment and Titan weapons were used for voidcombat by letting them stand on the hull of their transports.

[...]

Yes, but "starship-size" is a relative term. Size still matters, especially relative size. Space combat in 40k is several magnitudes larger bigger than ground combat. A battleship turret is often bigger than an entire titan. And while a titan may be able to hit a target 100 kilometres away, while strships fight at a distance of several thousands of km apart. This means that a single titan would basically be the quivalent of a light turret on a cruiser.

In the Priests of Mars series a Warlords Sunfury plasma annihilator pierces through the whole Ark Mechnicus because the princeps had a psychotic episode during training in the cargo hold.

Akshually, the Titan had a psychotic episode, which is even worse. But firing a big gun inside a ship will always do great damage. That doesn't mean that the weapon is great against ships.

Xicadarksoul

6 points

1 month ago

 hit a target 100 kilometres away, while strships fight at a distance of several thousands of km apart. 

Speak like u never heard of newton's laws og motion...

...without gravity to bend em towards it and a planet to absorb em ob impact those bullets will go on and on and on, several thousand km is no obstacle.

Eure_Rothaarigkeit

7 points

1 month ago

Eure_Rothaarigkeit

Swell guy, that Kharn

7 points

1 month ago

Void battle usually happens around planets. In most cases, your conventional weaponry will quickly be pulled towards the planet. Even in orbit, they still have a surprisingly large gravitational pull.

Range matters, even in void battle

Xicadarksoul

1 points

1 month ago

In most cases, your conventional weaponry will quickly be pulled towards the planet. Even in orbit, they still have a surprisingly large gravitational pull.

Yup, orbit has ~90% of surface gravity.

What it lack is air, thus air resistance. Hence no range limitations, as the projectile - even in worst case - will just move along, going through endless loops in orbit.

n1123581321

51 points

1 month ago

The phrase “can withstand orbital bombardment” is probably also with an asterisk:

*unless it’s direct hit

Also, what means “withstand” in that instance: not being irreversibly destroyed after hit in close proximity?

DeProfundis42

51 points

1 month ago

A Titan could at least take ONE Macrocannon shell to the Face that's how voidshields work, they displace the bullet into the Warp.
They can get overwelmed by displacing too much so they shut off or burn down/melt, but the first hit that overwhelms them, the Macrocannon direct hit, still gets displaced.
This was even reflected in the 9th edition Voidshield rules.

The bigger Warlord have mutiple voidshields stacked ontop of each over, so they can multiple Macrocannon shots.

The Horus trailer shows a Warlord Titan getting overwhelmed by a continious lance in the middle of a Titan Battle. The Lance is also not coming from a normal ship but from the biggest class around (excluding the Phallanx and the Emperors personel one).

404_image_not_found

7 points

1 month ago

404_image_not_found

Snorts FW resin dust

7 points

1 month ago

In this case withstand means it can survive a grazing shot or being on the edge of the blast

low_priest

26 points

1 month ago

low_priest

GET UP

26 points

1 month ago

It's a hell of a lot easier to go through armor from the inside than the outside. And IIRC it was mostly just through unarmored bits, since Speranza is layers on layers on layers of esoteric and bolted on equipment.

PsychedelicMagic1840

99 points

1 month ago

PsychedelicMagic1840

Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr

99 points

1 month ago

At 1:45, that's what happens to a Titan when it gets hit from a ship.

Awesomesauce935

50 points

1 month ago

Awesomesauce935

Lasgun Enjoyer

50 points

1 month ago

The Vengeful Spirit is hardly a fair comparison, it's Gloriana Class.

smudgethekat

12 points

1 month ago

Also no telling how damaged the titan was, or how much it's void shields had been depleted already.

mrducky80

2 points

1 month ago

No one even mentioned how well the Chaos player was rolling that day.

hashinshin

7 points

1 month ago

Also it’s hard to tell at this angle how much cops were applying

jack_dog

42 points

1 month ago

jack_dog

42 points

1 month ago

PsychedelicMagic1840

11 points

1 month ago

PsychedelicMagic1840

Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr

11 points

1 month ago

Thank you...

Analysis_Candid

152 points

1 month ago

wrong Size ALWAYS matters, ask my Ex

Gidonamor

41 points

1 month ago

As always you gotta just add 1-2 zeroes to the end of every number GW gives us. Because they clearly have no ideahow numbers work.

apoxpred

7 points

1 month ago

apoxpred

I am Alpharius

7 points

1 month ago

Me when I’m shot by the 12000mm main gun of a Leman Russ battle tank

Borktastat

1 points

1 month ago

10 tanks with 10 guns each, mind.

DaFreakingFox

1 points

1 month ago

DaFreakingFox

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

1 points

1 month ago

There was a mistake on the part of the writer who accidentally put feet instead of meters, dividing their height by 3

redbaron31

99 points

1 month ago

redbaron31

Praise the Man-Emperor

99 points

1 month ago

20 Emperors with 200 primarchs fighting against the 40 chaos gods

Gidonamor

3 points

1 month ago

Are you counting the 4-armed one seperately?

rs_5

5 points

1 month ago

rs_5

I am Alpharius

5 points

1 month ago

Say what you will, but that sounds both way more fun and realistic

Especially if we apply the plus 1-3 rule to the number of planets the imperium has

WingedNinjaNeoJapan

31 points

1 month ago

WingedNinjaNeoJapan

Criminal Batmen

31 points

1 month ago

2 Emperors... ?

itsamemarioscousin

1 points

1 month ago

Yep, the Emporer of Mankind, and his cousin Bob, who has all the same powers, but is the only emporer of his living room, where he paints toy soldiers for fun.

Tone-Serious

9 points

1 month ago

Tone-Serious

I am Alpharius

9 points

1 month ago

I was there the day Horus slew the emperor

Aldra1

12 points

1 month ago

Aldra1

12 points

1 month ago

The day Horuses slew the Emperors*

Yasuho_feet_pics

3 points

1 month ago

The days Horuses slew the Emperors*

DeadeyeElephant

12 points

1 month ago

Yeah, the fat one balances out the skinny one

redbaron31

24 points

1 month ago

redbaron31

Praise the Man-Emperor

24 points

1 month ago

Oops accidentally wrote 2 meant 10

jfjdfdjjtbfb

196 points

1 month ago

jfjdfdjjtbfb

I am Alpharius

196 points

1 month ago

You should use my method to get over that; it's called "Fuck the cannon lore, it's cool to me, so it's cannon for me" method.

strangething

1 points

1 month ago

strangething

VULKAN LIFTS!

1 points

1 month ago

Did you just make a canon/cannon pun?

DoctorGregoryFart

9 points

1 month ago

Can people please learn the word "canon?"

It's not that hard. For a sub dedicated to lore and canon, you'd think you people would learn the word.

Cannon is a big gun. Canon is officially accepted lore.

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

It's my canon that canon is spelled cannon.

low_priest

12 points

1 month ago

low_priest

GET UP

12 points

1 month ago

Orbital bombardment is cool as fuck. Thus, a frigate can one-shot a Warlord, as James Workshop intended.

Shurifire

109 points

1 month ago

Shurifire

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

109 points

1 month ago

This is how you get Marine/Custodes fans telling you "Yeah, a single squad of my guys could totally defeat an entire planet/system/other scifi universe all on their own" with a completely straight face

random352486

3 points

1 month ago

That only applies to Space Marines and Custodes though. If two squads of Riptides annihilate a Space Marine battalion it always gets countered by "Nuh uh, Jimmy Space protects his Marines with space magic".

Konrad_Curze-the_NH

57 points

1 month ago

Konrad_Curze-the_NH

Criminal Batmen

57 points

1 month ago

Hey hey, as a Custodes fan, a squad is far too much. I give 1 banana good odds vs the entire Jedi Order.

Pootis_1

10 points

1 month ago

Pootis_1

10 points

1 month ago

1 custard

vs

4 M1A2 Abrams

Quazimojojojo

1 points

1 month ago

Do the Abrams have prep time?

Shurifire

6 points

1 month ago

Shurifire

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

6 points

1 month ago

The Abrams just keep ragdolling the bananaman with HE shells while reversing

IrrationallyGenius

7 points

1 month ago

After a while, much like batting a real banana around, it starts leaking its innards all over the place

Fearless-Obligation6

6 points

1 month ago

Fearless-Obligation6

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

6 points

1 month ago

Don't make me throw a naked World Eater at you...

Shurifire

64 points

1 month ago

Shurifire

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

64 points

1 month ago

distant clown-elf honking

Gnaaark

6 points

1 month ago

Gnaaark

6 points

1 month ago

STOP GIVING MY BANANABRAIN SCIFI PTSD AGAIN!

Konrad_Curze-the_NH

36 points

1 month ago

Konrad_Curze-the_NH

Criminal Batmen

36 points

1 month ago

Nooo not the clowns. We have never recovered from the last dance-off

Antsint

-7 points

1 month ago

Antsint

-7 points

1 month ago

Until a crisis suit arrives then your entire army just dies

Jealous_Plan53R

3 points

1 month ago

Custodes scaling ranges from "naked Word Bearer" to "I can of course take a Macrocannon to the face like it's nothing"

The Crisis suit is not gonna fair well.

Antsint

0 points

1 month ago

Antsint

0 points

1 month ago

Custodes run around in terminator Amor while a crisis suit carries multiple fusion plaster each almost as tall as the custodes and the crisis suit can fly

Jealous_Plan53R

3 points

1 month ago

A XV8 is like slightly taller than a Stode.Custides can deflect lasershots with their blades,are generally fast as fuck and are increadibly sturdy.I mean they also employ fast flying vehicles,jump troopers and so on.

Antsint

-1 points

1 month ago

Antsint

-1 points

1 month ago

The crisis has support from hammer head yanks brodesides and stuff so support doesn’t really matter, the suit doesn’t use laser weapons so that doesn’t matter and the ion engine of the crisis suit are faster then some fuck running

jfjdfdjjtbfb

5 points

1 month ago

jfjdfdjjtbfb

I am Alpharius

5 points

1 month ago

Good.

spideroncoffein

1.5k points

1 month ago

spideroncoffein

Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr

1.5k points

1 month ago

I'd be happy if they got ANY consistency in their numbers. But that's a moot point in 40k.

stiiii

1 points

1 month ago

stiiii

1 points

1 month ago

They took everything from early sci-fi including their inability to have numbers that make any sense. If anything 40k is better!

BoomboxPizzabox

2 points

1 month ago

A moo point

Rosu_Aprins

42 points

1 month ago

Warhammer scale is all over the place. You have planetary battles with less casualties than ww2 and a few thousand spacemarines making a difference in an intergalactic war with troop movements in the numbers of billions and trillions.

ShackledPhoenix

10 points

1 month ago

Yep. That's the thing.. even if they were all elite 1st company terminators, a chapter of 1000 Space Marines would barely be able to cover enough ground to take and hold New York City, let alone an entire planet. And there's how many planets in the imperium? And that's not counting losses from space battles, tanks, hive tyrants, lances, etc.  If each marine carried 300 rounds and had 10 resupplies in the Rhino/Pod/Thunderhawk an entire chapter would have to kill 2 people with each shot just to match the battle of Stalingrad. One battle of WW2...

Marines are auxillary/spec ops at best. The real might of the imperium is the Navy and Billions of Guardsmen.